Why can't CHIMPya W. Bush be a cockroach, then we could STOMP on him and CRUSH HIS MISERABLE CARCASE into foul-smelling paste! Actually, it is Bush's moronic imbecility and simplistic addlepated approach to America's Economy which has led us to this precipice we are teetering dangerously from. "Here's another nice mess you've gotten us into," Monkey Boy CHIMPya! What the hell are you going to do about it, you mass-murdering war criminal and sociopathic boob? The COMPLEXITY of today's financial system is FAR FAR BEYOND the ken of simplistic moronic imbeciles like Bush and Bushland Uber Allies!

It seems HYPOCRISY is the defining word for repugnicant-repub fudge pachyderms of the G(rotesque) O(bstreperous) P(everted) party, and McPAIN, Romney, Giuliani. Huckabee, Thompson, Paul, Hunter are all FLIP-FLOPPING LIARS AND HYPOCRITES. Especially the pasty-faced schizoid madman John McPAIN who is all palsy-walsy with that detestable creep Joe LIE-berman, whose support McPAIN so earnestly sought and received like the OSCULUM INFAME, the "Kiss of Shame" that witches give to the anus of the Devil as a sign of homage and worship...HAH! McPAIN will soon lapse into senility, I believe he is showing signs of it already in his actions, and America has no room for a babbling idiot like McPAIN who couldn't even run for GILA MONSTER CATCHER in his home state of Arizona!

WHO? Woodrow Wilson was a Democrat who acted like a repugnant-repub fudge-pachyderm republican, and CHIMPya W. Bush was(hopefully he will be DEAD soon so we can refer to him in the past tense like Woodrow)a repugnant-repub fudge-pachyderm republican who acted like a fire-breathing radical Democrat ON SOME ISSUES like immigration, big government spending, wasting valuable taxpayers' money, et cetera ad nauseum! Woodrow Wilson is DEAD NOW, and CHIMPya W. Bush should FOLLOW HIS LEAD and "shuffle off his mortal coil," "go to where the woodbine twineth," "take the road to Miclantecuhtli where no man returneth from," "become an uphill gardener and push up daisies and start earthworm farming," "let the maggots play Pinochle on his snout as they crawl in and out of him," etc. etc. In short, CHIMPya should CROAK, KICK THE BUCKET, DROP DEAD! Now THERE'S something to look forward to just in time for 2008! Might even counteract all the DAMAGE the Federal Reserve has been doing to America's economy! Take FRANKENCheney along with ya on your "final voyage," Monkey Boy Bush!

In my earlier outing I had described Will Smith's LAST MAN ON EARTH portrayal of Robert Neville as "better than Charlton Heston's but perhaps not quite so good as Vincent Price's." On this outing I must say, "I knew Sweeney Todd, Johnny Depp, and you're NO Tod Slaughter!" TOD SLAUGHTER(Norman Carter Slaughter 19 March 1885-19 February 1956), that leering, snickering, moon-calf faced, chuckling evil blackguard who slit throats, garrotted hapless victims, snapped spines with his tendons of steel like rotten twigs, stabbed, strangled, bludgeoned, drowned, coshed, smothered, shot and did away with his victims while cackling his diabolical chuckling snigger and throaty laughter of unabashed glee, described as the British equivalent of Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff rolled into one, neither of whom he resembled physically(Slaughter was a barrel-chested, hearty-looking Englishman with a toothy shark's grin and a sanguine manner) in his illustrious cinematic career was Sweeney Todd to a "T", having portrayed Sweeney on the screen as well as numerous times on the stage with his own theatrical company, and all the King's Horses and all the King's Men(including Johnny Depp, Ben Kingsley, Len Cariou, Moore Marriott, Ray Winstone, and whomever else played Sweeney) could NEVER HOPE to equal the MAGNIFICENT Mr. Tod Slaughter! "I'LL POLISH YER OFF!" as Tod in his Sweeney Persona would expostulate!

That no-account Mormon Cricket Mitt SCARECROW of Romney MARSH is a hollow man, without a soul, an empty husk who spouts bombastic imbecilic platitudes and believes in a totalitarian control of the American people. In this way, he is no better, yea, as Glenn Greenwald has so incisively pointed out, than CHIMPya/FRANKENCheney/Addington/Yoo, but Romney, this destructive pestilence of a Mormon Cricket, may be WORSE, based on the answers he gave. Glenn has painstakingly gone through Romney's foetid spoor with a fine tooth comb and found the evidence of this tatterdemalion scarecrow's potential for GREAT EVIL and MALFEASANCE! Add to this his flip-flop hypocrisy and glib smugness, and you have a MONSTER indeed, though Romney may look fine and normal on the outside, inside he is a SEETHING MASS OF INIQUITY AND INJUSTICE THAT MUST BE BURNT INTO ASHES LIKE HIS BIRD-FRIGHTENING COUNTERPART OF ROMNEY MARSH!!!!!

Tom Tomorrow's BITING WIT has INDEED once again SHOWN the CREEPS in washington and around the U.S.A. for what they are, PATHETIC, CONNIVING, UNDERHANDED, COWARDLY, DESPICABLE, CRAVEN, UNCTUOUS, "HUMBLE AND LOVABLE" IN THE URIAH HEEP (HEAP OF INIQUITY) MANNER, VAIN, ARROGANT, EVIL, FOOLISH, MURDEROUS, PEA-BRAINED, IMBECILIC, MORONIC, PERVERTED, HOLIER (FULL OF HOLES) THAN THOU PIOUS HYPOCRITES AND BLACKGUARDS, AND NO-ACCOUNT JUDAS-LOVING TRAITORS TO AMERICA, THE TRUE AMERICAN WAY AND FREEDOM, LIBERTY, JUSTICE AND TRUTH FOR ALL! All those pictured in this cartoon can be summed up by my above labels for them, except for The Penguin Sage and Frosty the Snowman (or is that Tim Russert with a BAD CASE of frostbite?)...those two are the SANE ones among these LUNATICS who have escaped from the asylum. Why, what I leave in the toilet bowl every morning look better and are SMARTER than these depicted creeps, though I do like to CHRISTEN my HUGE STOOLS, especially when I have two of them, as "I dub thee CHIMPya W. Bush & Torticola DICK-less B(ugger) FRANKENCheney!"