Quisling Traitor Joe LIE-berman, the weepy no-account blackguard turncoat to his party and Pasty-Faced Flip-Flopping Schizoid Madman McPAIN are like TWO ROTTEN PEAS IN A POD-DUH! One is TWEEDLEDUMB and the other is TWEEDLEDUMBER, I'll let the Salon Readers decide which is which, both of these two rotten skunks belong in the crapper of forgotten HAS-BEENS, and the sooner both of them are FLUSHED to their JUST REWARDS in the underground where sewer-rats like Joe and John THRIVE, the BETTER OFF AMERICA WILL BE!!!!!

The creeps and spooks of our lawless surveillance state(well put there Glenn Greenwald), are peering at us Americans' every move and word, TIME TO GIVE THEM A CLASSIC THREE STOOGES(tm) MOVE AND POKE THEIR NO-ACCOUNT EYES OUT, GOUGE OUT THEIR INTRUSIVE ORBS WITH OUR OUTSTRETCHED FINGERS AND BLIND THESE DESPICABLE AND DASTARDLY ENCROACHERS ON OUR PRIVACY!!!!! Hey There, CHIMPya and FrankenCheney, those BLACK SHADES MATCH YOUR WHITE WALKING STICKS VERY WELL!!!!!

As the late great Sir Walter Scott wrote in his epic poem MARMION (1808), Canto VI(6) Stanza XVII(17):

"OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE

WHEN FIRST WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE!"

How TRUE those words ring, even today, almost TWO HUNDRED YEARS after Sir Walter uttered them in print! In other words, "CONSPIRACIES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A RECURRING MATTER," and the CHIMPyas, FRANKENCheneys and their AIDERS and ABETTERS amongst the Democrats like Jay Rockefeller(another WOLF in sheeps's clothing like Joe LIE-berman and Dianne FINK-Feinstein) have been trying to DECEIVE the American Public with their Hocus-Pocus and Jiggery-Pokery, weaving their webs of Skullduggery and Dastardly Machinations to try and obscure the lawless acts of the Executive and Legislative Branches of our government in covering up the law-breaking of Communication Giants like AT&T as well as the government's own illegal spying and surveillance of innocent American citizens. Also LYING CREEPS like Joe Klein, David Ignatius and the rest of those TRAITOROUS QUISLINGS and Bush-friendly-propaganda-mongers in the MSM are equally CULPABLE! TRULY these are hIGH CRIMES PUNISHABLE BY DEATH, EXECUTION BY HANGING OR THE GUILLOTINE. Thank You, Sir Walter Scott, Chris Dodd and Glenn Greenwald for SHEDDING LIGHT on this INCONVENIENT TRUTH for these malefactors, that is! HAH!

Right On, Glenn Greenwald! Your piercing commentary is a RESOUNDING TOUCHE! to the evil black-hearted blackguard and weepy hypocrite Joe LIE-berman. The moment I saw this no-account sewer-rat running with the estimable Al Gore, I knew Gore had lost the election. It was LIE-berman who DRAGGED him down, just like he has SULLIED every single Democrat who he has come into contact with. With friends like LIE-berman, who needs enemies? Barbara Boxer, you had better take heed here and not associate with or call LIE-berman your friend, he is a walking disaster! Joe LIE-berman should change his name to AHASVER, better known as "The Wandering Jew", derived from Ahasuerus, the Persian king mentioned in ESTHER, because though LIE-berman professes to be a Jew, he sure as hell doesn't act like one, and Ahasuerus's, like LIE-berman's very name among True Good Jewish People is the exemplum of a FOOL and a KNAVE! Chris Matthews is a bombastic imbecile who stupidly licks the anus of even the most disgusting hyena like LIE-berman and is PROOF POSITIVE that the MSM is for the most part filled with Bush-anus-kissing toadies like Matthews, Joe Klein, David Ignatius, Tom Friedman, David Broder, et cetera ad nauseum! TIME putting the picture of that miserable little tin-pot Fascist despot Putin and printing a pack of lies like Joe Klein's recent article is just another manifestation of the rotten state of affairs in the state of Denmark, OOPS! I mean the Good Ol' U.S.A., and its symbol the American Eagle, which had better straighten up and fly right, or it will take the place of the turkey on the dinner platter come next Thanksgiving Day!!!!!

MUDDLED STUPID MORONS, that's what MSM, Main Stream Media STANDS FOR! It is not only Fox that is UN-fair and UN-balanced(not only in its views but also its mindset and mental sanity), but the Muddled Stupid Morons of the Main Stream Media as well. They INSTINCTIVELY LOATHE anyone who rocks the boat or goes agin' the establishment, and though I do not mind their attacking an unprincipled red-necked cracker hillbilly white trash scum like Mike HICK-A Huck-Huckabee, even a scum like Huckabee deserves his chance in the spotlight, his 15 seconds of fame before he is flushed down the crapper of hypocritical messianic pontificating piles of holier-than-thou pus madmen, after all, this is America, where freedom of speech and equal time for all views is allowed, Nicht Wahr? Puny pustulous tin-pot despots like Putin, notwithstanding, the MSM needs to take a long hard look at itself and get back to reality instead of being sycophantic toadies to the current administation of Bushland Uber Allies and the establishment, both of which should be toppled like the Temple of Dagon!!!!!

I love the sound of the skeletons RATTLING in the closet of Rudy Giuliani! Mayhaps the din of two skeletons fornicating on a tin roof would be even better! Rudy certainly has a lot of bones to rattle around, what with his contant adultery, going on even now as we speak, his transversite fetish and cross-dressing mania, his living previously with two gay men as his room mates, his association with known convicted criminals like Bernard Kerik, Rudy's being a criminal himself, having looted the Treasury of New York City to fill his own capacious pockets and those of his cronies like Kerik, et cetera ad nauseum, the list goes on and on endlessly. Liar, hypocrite, pervert, unprincipled knave and backguard--that all fits Rudy to a "T", huge stinking TURD, that is! Rudy is a FRUIT who loves to TOOT his own horn, Thank God he is so small to make the other defintion of "tooting his own horn" impossible to do. See how this creep reteats to a hospital when his so-called lead in the polls plummeted! HAH!