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Now that Rove is leaving at the end of this month August, only Cheney remains. Cheney, barring any heart-related problems, will be there until the bitter end, so Gonzo remains also, unless he becomes such a HOT POTATO that no insulated gloves can hold him, then its off to the garbage can for him! Poor Gonzo, "And Then There Were None..."
This is why it is important to elect a veto-proof majority for Democrats in the Senate in 2008, to make quisling backstabbers and turncoats like Joe LIE-berman irrelevant, so the Democrats can COMPLETELY OSTRACIZE him from any decision-making or important position that his so-called "swing status" allows him to throw his despicable whiny weight around! I have always regarded LIE-berman as a complete unprincipled opportunist who toadied to CHIMPya and Bushland Uber Allies in an attempt to broaden his own political base and allied himself with repugnant-repubs in supporting the FIASCO and QUAGMIRE that is Iraq. Joe LIE-berman may think he is RIGHT and he is as far as "wings" are concerned, but he has been COMPLETELY WRONG about EVERYHING ELSE!
Joe Conason, NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WILL A repugnant-repub BE ELECTED IN 2008...WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!! Say, isn't that a FROZEN Lake of Tears I see in Hades down below? All kidding aside, unless the majority of voting Americans are witless dolts(are they, after all?) will a repugnant-repub get elected in 2008...ALL RIGHT, Diebold! Get your dastardly pieces of JUNK out of the voting booths! If the People of America decide to vote for an adulterer and transvesite thief like Giuliani, a "Hollow Man" Scarecrow of Mitt ROMNEY Marsh, a pasty-faced flip-flopping three-faced coward like McPAIN or any other repugnant-repub, the mental state of voting Amwericans is in QUESTION indeed and MASS Pre-frontal LOBOTOMIES are NEEDED, and FAST, before 2008!
Anyone who has Norman Podhoretz as a foreign policy advisor needs a psychiatrist, because Giuliani and Podhoretz are PSYCHOCERAMICS(i.e., CRACKPOTS) of the First Water. Yes, I am sure Giuliani will bomb Iran IF, and that's a BIG IF he gets in, that is why I AM GOING TO DO MY DAMNDEST TO SEE TO IT THAT Giuliani or any other repugnant-repub DOESN'T GET ELECTED in 2008!!!!! EIGHT CRIMINAL YEARS of CHIMPya Bush and Torticola Cheney WERE MORE THAN ENOUGH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Well, CHIMPya W. Bush and Dana "Airhead" Perino, I AM NOT AMUSED THAT YOU BOTH ARE STILL BREATHING, IN FACT I AM DOWNRIGHT SAD AND ANGRY ABOUT THAT FACT!!!!!
I always knew Giuliani was more interested in PLAYING WITH HIS OR SOMEONE ELSE'S BALLS OR WATCHING BALL-PLAY THAN HELPING THOSE NEEDED HELP AFTER 9/11!!!!! WHAT A HYPOCRITE, A THREE-FACED LOUSE AND BOMBASTIC IMBECILE!
So Rove is "no Nazi"? That's like saying the Pope isn't Catholic(he's a Nazi, too, by the way). Goebbels was a nice guy compared to Rove, and by the way, Juan Cole, if you look at the history of the Bush Crime Fsmily, you will see that CHIMPya's grand-daddy, Prescott was an ardent supporter of Adolf Hitler during World War II with his buddy W. Averell Harriman and that they profited and profiteered from supporting the Nazis and this kind of Fascist-Nazi tactics that make up the current Bushland Uber Allies and the Bush Crime Family, the secrets of which Karl Christian(a more unfitting middle name never will be seen)Rove is and is still privy to. Rove's own descendants were also Nazis, so why am I not surprised that he aided and abetted Bush and Cheney in their Fascist-Nazi takeover of American Government? Once a Nazi-beast, always a Nazi-beast. It is a sad state of affairs that we Americans let these FASCIST THUGS HIJACK OUR GOVERNMENT FOR THEIR OWN DESPICABLE AND VILE ENDS!!!!! CAPITAL PUNSIHMENT FOR Rove, Bush and Cheney as well as ALL CULPABLE MEMBERS of Bushland Uber Allies IS IN ORDER HERE!
To pharaphrase the late, great Oliver Norville Hardy(with a bit of poetic license, "Two Pea-BRAINS In A Pod-UH!" The sum total of the cranial intelligence of Rush LIMBURGER and Karl Christian(a more inappropriate middle name never existed)Rove are less than a singled discarded toe-nail clipping from the late, great Mr. Hardy. This is not to say their diabolical,underhanded, calumny-filled diatribe-ridden, vile despicable meanness and misanthropy is small; as a matter of fact, their evil, festering pus-filled venom is ENORMOUS, and needs to be LANCED like a HUGE, DISEASED, FESTERING BOIL upon the fundament of decent America!!!!! It is indeed UNFORTUNATE that there are DELUDED FOOLISH SIMPLETONS among Rush's listeners and supporters who BELIEVE, RELIGIOUSLY WORSHIP and OO and AAH at Rush and Rove's INANE PSYCHOBABBLE PABLUM and IDIOTIC RANTINGS and RAVINGS! As the late, great Vincent Price once majestically observed in one of his classic films, "There's NO accounting for SOME tastes!"
Karl Rove would be as WELCOME as:
1)Phosphoric Acid in the baptismal font
2)A Candiru Fish in the Vaseline
3)A huge, stinking TURD in a party punchbowl
4)A Black Mamba in a cakebox
5)A Sea-wasp Jellyfish in the bathtub water
6)Live leeches in the Gummy Worm package
7)Razor blades embedded in the stair handrails
8)Champagne laced with cyanide
9)A cigar filled with plastic explosive(this one's for Rush Limburger)
10)A Funnel-web Spider in the popcorn container
Mr. Keillor, I couldn't have put it better myself! Kudos to your homespun wit and wisdom. Could I add, "DING, DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD! WHICH OLD WITCH? THE Rove WITCH! DING, DONG! THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!"