THE CRAZED ROMAN TYRANT DESPOT CALIGULA SAID, NOT KIDDING OR IN JEST,

"WOULD THAT THE ROMAN PEOPLE HAD A SINGLE NECK TO CUT OFF THEIR HEAD" SO MUCH EASIER THAN THE REST!!!!!

I AM OF THE SAME FRAME OF MIND, BUT NOT THE MASSES TO DECAPITATE,

BUT RATHER THE VOTING BLOC OF YOUNG PEOPLE EN MASSE TO EXHORT AND MOTIVATE,

TO PUT BARACK OBAMA OVER THE TOP IN NOVEMBER AND GET RID OF McPAIN-Bush, THE PEST!!!!!

IF ANYONE DESERVES DECAPITATION,

IT'S Bush, WHO RUINED OUR NATION!!!!!

WHY McPAIN TOO? THAT'S SIMPLE AS CAN BE,

HE PLANS TO BE Bush-TERM NUMBER THREE!!!!!

SO OFF WITH HIS SENILE HEAD TOO, BY TARNATION!!!!!

"The Politico" RAG'S John Harris

IS REALLY NO Chuck Barris*!!!!!

Chuck WAS KINDER, WITTY, FUNNY AND SO MUCH MORE CHARMING

THAN Harris, WHOSE PERNICIOUS RAG IS WITH TRIVIALITIES SMARMING

AS BOMBASTIC IGNORAMUSES LIKE Harris MERRILY RIDE THEIR MSM WHEEL OF FERRIS!!!!!

*-of THE GONG SHOW!!!!!

SO FAT PIG Karl Rove KNOWS WHAT repug-rethug fudge-pachyderms NEED TO DO?

IF I MAY OFFER A FEW SUGGESTIONS, IN FACT, THE MOST IMPORTANT ARE TWO:

ONE, GO AND GET EATEN BY A HUNGRY POLAR BEAR!

TWO, OR JUMP INTO A LIVE VOLCANO TO CLEAR THE AIR!!!!!

IN EITHER CASE YA'LL BE DOING THE WORLD A FAVOUR, OR DONTCHA HAVE ANY CLUE?????

"Telecoms attempting to buy immunity from Congress?"

WHAT A MISHIGOSS*, A BLOODY FREAKING UNHOLY MESS!!!!!

THEIR AFTER-THE-FACT FRANTIC PARDONS THEY HURRIEDLY SEEK

THROUGH LOBBYING BRIBERY TO CAGEILY AND DESPICABLY SNEAK

ABSOLVEMENT FOR THEIR Bush-ACCESSORY HIGH CRIMES, NO LESS!!!!!

*-A complex, annoying, stressful problem, made all the more frustrating in that it could have been prevented if "certain people" had simply "used their brains" beforehand!!!!!

Joe LIE-berman, THE CRAVEN, MEALY-MOUTHED, NEO-CON-man BLACKGUARD AND RANK HYPOCRITE OPPORTUNIST!

AN UNSCRUPULOUS, CONNIVING, DESPICABLE TURNCOAT TRAITOR IS Joe, WHO WHEN HE CROAKS, WILL HARDLY BE MISSED!!!!!

LIE-berman IS A Reich-wing repug-rethug fudge-pachyderm G.O.P. ELEPHANT-CREEP IN A DONKEY'S SKIN

WHO SLAVISHLY SUCKS UP TO POWER BY GLOMMING HIS ODIOUS LIPS ONTO Bush's ANUS IN ORDER TO "BE IN"

WHILE LYING TO AND BETRAYING HIS CONSTITUENTS, THE ROTTEN GONIFF, HE REALLY MAKES ME PISSED!!!!!

THE ZOMBIE OF BENJAMIN HARRISON AS McPAIN'S RUNNING MATE?

NOW THAT'S AN INSPIRED CHOICE AND A PERFECT "BLIND DATE"!

BETTER THAN SCARECROW OF Mitt Romney MARSH SCUM

Joe LIE-berman OR A-HUCK-REDNECK CRACKER-BEE BUM!!!!!

AND BENJAMIN CAN GREET McPAIN BY BITING HIS PASTY-FACE OFF WITH A "GREETINGS, GATE!"

John McPAIN THE PASTY-FACED, FLIP-FLOPPING HYPOCRITICAL OLD GIT

CAN HARDLY BE DESCRIBED AS PHYSICALLY SOUND OR MENTALLY FIT!!!!

HIS SWITCHING BACK AND FORTH ON IMPORTANT ISSUES

AND CANCEROUS GROWTHS OF MELANOMA TISSUES

MAKE HIM A UNSAFE RISK FOR ANY IMPORTANT OFFICE WITHIN TO SIT!!!!!

EVEN IF HIS CANCER IS CONTROLLED AS HE CLAIMS

HIS MENTAL STABILITY IS RIDDLED WITH NAMES

LIKE PSYCHOTIC, CHOLERIC, UNBALANCED AND SENILE!

UNSTABLE, SCHIZOID, PARANOID AND FEEBLE!!!!!

AS WELL AS HIS HYPOCRITICAL TWO-FACED POLITICAL GAMES!!!!!

LIKE THE MOMSER, A SCHEMING GONIFF BOY WHO KILLS HIS PARENTS THEN DOES PLEAD

FOR MERCY ON THE GROUNDS THAT HE'S AN ORPHAN AS A MEA CULPA FOR HIS MURDEROUS DEED,

O'Hanlon, Pollack AND Kagan THE SELF-DELUDED CRIMINAL JERKS

AND Bush-ANUS-SUCKING SYCOPHANTS WITH ARROGANT ASSURED SMIRKS

THAT BELIE THEIR INFANTILE STUPIDITY AND CUPIDITY COUPLED WITH UNBRIDLED repug-rethug NEO-CON-men GREED!!!!!

UNLIKE THE LATE GREAT GEORGE O'HANLON WHO PLAYED JOE McDOAKES

Michael O'Hanlon IS PERPETUALLY BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL, NO JOKES!!!!!

WHEREAS GEORGE WAS ONLY BEHIND THE BLACK BALL IN CHARACTER ROLE

Michael, Pollack AND Kagan SHOULD BE BLACKBALLED IN WHOLE,

OSTRACIZED, SHUNNED, SCORNED, CAST OUT FROM CIVILIZATION AND AVOIDED AS A PARIAH,

AS SURE AS MY NAME IS NOT BORIS KARLOFF AND THE WIND AND CAREY ARE CALLED MARIAH!!!!!

THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS MATTER, SO-SO-SO-SO LONG FOLKS!!!!!

Bill "Kristol-BALLS", Rush RIMBugger, and "FAR REMOVED FROM REALITY" Oliver North!

TALK ABOUT LIARS, CROOKS AND JUST PLAIN SCUM, ROTTEN GONIFFS, AND SO LOATH!!!!!

THESE DESPICABLE TRAITOROUS SELL-OUT CREEPS

SHOULD BE STRAPPED IN PLASTIC-EXPLOSIVE LADEN JEEPS

AND DRIVEN AT FULL SPEED INTO THE CURRENT white house & pentagon AT FULL FORTH!!!!!

WELL DID THEY SAY "YOU CAN'T KEEP HOGS FROM THE TROUGH!"

AND FAT PIG Karl Rove IS NO EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE, SURE ENOUGH!

Karl SNORTS AND GRUNTS AT FAUX-fox HIS COWARDLY NERD LIES

WHILE HYPOCRITICALLY CONCEALING HIS John McPAIN TIES!!!!!

AND IF HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT, SHOVE IT UP HIS PORCINE ARSE, THAT'S TOUGH!!!!!

THE UTTER LACK OF TRANSPARENCY IN OUR CURRENT GOVERMENT

LEADS TO MANY PROBLEMS OF THIS TYPE TO APPEAR AND FOMENT!

ALL I SAY IS THIS TO Bushland Uber Allies, Cheney and Bush,

"DON'T TREAD ON ME OR US" OR I'LL SINK MY VIPERISH FANGS IN YER TUSH!!!!!

AND WATCH WITH GLEE AS YOU MISERABLE S.O.B.s' WRITHE IN AGONY AND DIE AS TO HELL YER SENT!!!!!

WELL DO I REMEMBER "SCIENCE AND CIVILISATION IN CHINA"

AS A RESERACH WORK, IT IS HARD TO FIND WORK THAT'S FINER

THAN JOSEPH NEEDHAM'S EXTENSIVE STUDY

OF CHINESE CULTURE FROM FOOD TO MONEY!

AND SO SUPERIOR TO "CAROLINA IN THE MORNING," OR YOUR CORNER DINER!!!!!

Like one of Dana Perino's white house press concerence TRAVESTIES,

Sasha's SINGLE ORB is MESMERIZED by the SIGHT of Jeanette's SWINGING PASTIES!!!!!

Sasha's POINTING FINGER has UNERRINGLY POINTED OUT AND MUTELY WRIT

About Monique's GRUESOME FATE as he INTENTLY WATCHES Jeanette's MOVING TIT

And Doc. Levin's GREETINGS to the ARRIVED POLICE with SUSPICIOUS GREETINGS VERY NASTIES!!!!!

Kathleen Parker, THAT RACIST OFAY white-trash B-I-T-C-H

BELONGS IN THE Reich-wing's REDNECK CRACKER-ASSED NICHE!!!!!

HER IMBECILIC CANARDS ABOUT Barack Obama AND John Edwards

ARE THE TYPICAL G.O.P. fudge-pachyderm SMEAR-TURDS

PRODUCED BY WALKING SKID-MARK SHIT-STAIN Parker AS AN ANOMALIC GLITCH!!!!!