sounds like a payoff

For their own safety. I would hope that you hothouse violets who are sooooooooooo offended refrain from all speech at all times. Because listening to your self serious prattling makes me want to smash your fucking head on the drink cart. Seriously, if one of you so much as talks to me I will hit you until my arm gets too heavy to lift.

There, now we're equal.

Only animals have human rights. People don't. Glad y'all gotcha priorities straight.

That's what I'm sick of listening to. I promise not to cloud up your universe with my phone if you promise to simply shut the fuck up about all the shit you can no longer tolerate. What, do you lay awake at night constructing new stupid paltry things to be completely outraged over? If walking around in the 21st century is such an abomination to you then please please pitch your fucking Yurt in the Idaho woods somewhere. Thank you.

I'm glad the many voices in your heads have decreed it's a conspiracy. Now do us all a favor and go home and look for bigfoot and or UFO's. Thanks.

Look if you're so sharp why don't YOU put down the compact and grab the damn wheel? No? Ok then shut the hell up until we get there.

It's called money and alcohol.

Frankly I'm shocked at how 'nice' the Dem candidates are so far. I would have a cadre of minions full time digging up dirt on all the GOP candidates and I would beat them literally to suicide with it. There is nothing too small too trivial that can't be mushroomed into a warcrime and the only sane course of action is to destroy the GOP candidates. Literally, in fact. Make them drop out, make them kill themselves, send them off to jail. A complete zero tolerance scorched earth policy. The only good Republican is a dead Republican.

No one's put a gun to your head and forced you. You just love to chime in with your overinflated sense of persecution is all. Now go be a nice puppy and hang on a cross. Kiss noise.

Is wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall to wall coverage 24/7 every channel every blog every Salon column about every trivial stupid paid placement 'opinion' about the election. I would like to see more much more of it all day every day from everyone everywhere at all times on every channel every outlet in real time constantly, forever.

Can you work on that? thanks.

You didn't bring anything new to it, you just repeat your own summary.

Anyway, the way I look it it's a win win for everyone. Women can pump up their sex drive, and then when men find them attractive they can push them away and attack them for objectifying them, or, when men don't respond in kind they can laugh at their partner's woeful inadequacy.

Someone far wiser than me, I think it was Jesus or Machiavelli or Sophia Loren or someone, said 'women use sex to get love, men use love to get sex'.

Here's one I learned just today. In New York, felony animal cruelty carries with a fine that has 'no limit'. That means that legally if the judge wants to fine you everything you own, your house, plus a million dollars or what not, it's entirely fair.

In my state, for example, animal cruelty carries with it a typical jail sentence of 3-5 years in jail. Which is more than felony assault on your own minor child. It's more than distributing felony weigh cocaine too.

Was there some other dumb fucking thing you wanted to say or are you happy creeping in the shadows and barking like a retard just the way you are?

No? Ok then go masturbate somewhere else, dipshit.

Yeah and my god has 8 tentacles.

And go with the video version covering the article in its entirety.

Which are bar-none the greatest things on TV ever.

Human Tetris?

Freezing Wax Battle?

Endurance?

People getting caned, people getting nose hairs yanked out, people getting hit in the balls.

It is awesome divided by zero.

then, check your facts.

As starving a dog. Which is fine really. I mean my county doesn't even have leash laws so last year the 2 kids who were mauled to death, well that was just another ooops moment for the animal lovers.

See not everything is biscotti munching San Fran, you know.

Kind of makes my point.

Zoom. that was the sound of supersonic irony blasting past you.

We'll sell our food to someone else. Go have a nice moist famine, you assholes.