("Perceptive" might be a big word for ya, so look it up; don't bother trying at Conservapedia.com, though, because you will not find it there.)

There's no need for you to express support for George Dubya, or any other Republican icons out there.

Your comment history on Salon reveals who you are much more than any overt expression of support.

And who are you?

A homophobic, "save teh children, Jeebus!" Jerry Falwell-type conservative who is anti-privacy (your past Facebook article comments) and trolls on Salon with asinine comments.

I know what a neoconservative is. You are one of them.

My only question is why do you spend time here on Salon when you should be on Michael Savage's / Bill O'Reilly's / Ann Coulter's website, offering them all oral pleasure like the faithful disciple that you are?

Yeah, yeah, we get it - the Obamas can do nothing right.

Go vote for McCain already.

But please, do us non-PUMAs a favor: come November 5th, when your good ol' white boy Johnny's loss is written in the books...

Don't come back to our Party, y'hear? Don't even try.

We don't want ya, we don't need ya...and most importantly, if you actually vote for McCain just because your Hillary lost, you never really were a Democrat to begin with.

Even Ms. Clinton herself could agree to that.

Just admit it - you're Republicans. And take fuckin' Lieberman with ya when you walk out the door, too.

Love Always,

The Democrats of America

Considering that you are a homophobic conservative who advocates sheltering children from all the awful, satanic, disgusting, horrible rituals that *gasp* comprise the way we humans continue our species...

It's your children who will be deserving of pity, not mine.

Television, the Internet, video games, music, magazines - all those evil boogeymen you conservatives looove to point the finger at for corrupting saintly children?

They all are harmless & irrelevant if you raise your kids with proper parental guidance.

If y'all stopped bawling and screaming at everything that wasn't G-rated, you might get off your high horse long enough to understand this...

But you and I both know that's never gonna happen, is it?

*sigghhhh*

When Gustav takes media attention away from the GOP shindig?

"Well...ummm...God is punishing America for...all the, ummm....feminists? No, that ain't it....ummm, liberals? No, can't say that really...oh yeah: Larry Craig!

God is punishing we conservatives for Larry Craig! That makes sense, right? Right? He is a sodomite! Wicked, wicked, wicked....praise Jeebus!"

I think ol' Jesus would troll Stephen Colbert-style on right-wing message forums...mocking the hystericals without their even knowing it! =)

And I think Senor Christos would be either annoyed or amused that the Church based on his teachings- and its "followers" - would rant that a kid who sees a naked boob or a suggestive situation is doomed to be a future homeless, syphilis-ridden crack ho.

Of course, kufir and the other Falwells try to paint people like me as devils who would demand that 1-year olds be exposed to hardcore anal gangbanging and bukkake, and other ludicrous assertions...

But the truth has always been the same, IMHO - if you do your job as a parent, your tykes will be alright - no matter what is exposed to them.

By supporting female candidates who can transcend their gender in a way Hillary never could...

The same way Barack can transcend his race the way Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson never could.

Don't be the best female candidate. Or black candidate. Or gay / atheist / disabled / etc. candidate.

Be the best candidate PERIOD.

Reject identity politics, and show them you are the one for the job.

It's that simple, ladies.

You do that, man - pray for us.

And we will gloriously keep living in sin!!!!

Of course, on my deathbed I will take Pascal's Wager and accept Jesus, repent my sins, etc.

And guess what?

I'll be sent to Heaven just the way you believe you shall be!

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Man, am I glad I went to a Catholic School! =)

Btw, kufir, you should watch "Dogma" sometime. The film describes my man Jesus the way I would expect such an intelligent teacher of men to be (...but probably not the way YOU expect/assume, just so ya know...=)

Yeah, the 'hystericals' does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

btrader: Yes, I think initially Jesus would want to ask these hystericals why the heck are they bastardizing his teachings. BUT then he would realize that he should not suffer fools gladly (especially when there is no convincing them, self righteous as they are!) - and just proceed mock them mercilessly.

I'm talking about Laughing Jesus (great pic, btw!) and my man:

http://lotusbloomsintheblog.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/sky-laughing-buddha-copy.jpg

And what exactly are Jesus & Buddha laughing about?

Why the prudes, of course!

On both the left (Broadsheet) AND the right (kufir falwell77)...

I too noticed the general surrealist vibe of the Orangina ad, and I really liked it.

I'd draw a line from it to Dali a whole lot more reflexively than I would to, say, Larry Flynt.

I can see it now - a couple of 4-year olds clad in Vans apparel conversing over $6 organic bananas about why the album "OK Computer" was overrated...

Fuck the imitators.

Give me my Sesame Street.

Give me my Super Grover...Give me my Maria (my 1st crush =)....

Elmo can die from gangrene, but please give me my Ernie and Bert - the first accepted gay couple on Television...

Give me my Animal, the hellion in all of us...

But most importantly, give me the Ultimate Expression of Id....the muppet, the myth, the icon - the C-Mo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWac5UT80no

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Sesame Street FTW.