Bob Dole told him to act his own age - and he died.

His Social Security number is 1.

He has a picture of Moses (Voted most likely to talk to burning Bushes) in his yearbook.

His birth certificate says "expired" on it.

He knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.

He was a waiter at the Last Supper.

He appeared in "Jurassic Park"...the reality show.

....targeted only for 10-year old boys ?

Signed,

Chuck Jones

Kevin Smith

The Three Stooges

The Creator of "The A-Team"

Spoken like a true pseudo-liberal, psuedo-progressive - hell, even psuedo-centrist - Clintonite.

I support Obama. But if Hillary wins the nomination, I will vote for her; unlike you, Clintonista, my sense of duty to the liberal community and progressive cause vastly outweigh any feelings of sour grapes.

That is what it means to be an Obama supporter. Any questions?

~sigh~

It's times/eras like this that I reaaaallly miss Kurt Cobain.

If you want to "sit this one out", fine.

But please understand: in doing so, you lose all rights to complain about ANYTHING that a McCain / GOP presidency might do or law they might enact.

If you are such a sore loser if Billary does not win that you abandon the Democrats during election time...

If you in essence cast a de facto vote for McCain in abstaining because you're so sour grapes about that uppity house negro Obama daring to challenge the lady of the house for her Coronation...

Then good riddance. Just do not claim ever again to be left-of-center, liberal or progressive. You relinquish that right. Get it?

And by the way, as far as I can see the vitriol is going both ways. It was a Clinton supporter/ campaign member - NOT a GOP lackey - who had made the ludicrous, racist, xenophobic, fearmongering low blow insinuation that Obama was a covert Muslim fundamentalist, taught in the ways of terrorism as a youngster in a "madrassa".

What wonderful class, Clintonistas.

Any criticism of Hillary is automatically misogynistic. I almost forgot that.

Look, if Hillary wins the nomination, then I'd like to ask the liberal white women who voted her in this:

You got what you finally wanted. You put a woman in line to be President. Regardless of how she will perform, you broke this barrier.

So next time around, you won't need to support a (white) female candidate just because she is female, right?

So, come the next election cycle (2016 if Hilary is incumbent in 2012), you'll be willing to vote for the MOST qualified candidate this time around, right?

Even if he is male? And a minority?

What say you, liberal white female voters? Next time around, will you be able to honor the "liberal" part of you as much as the "female" part?

...they would probably be a lot more sexually active! =)

Cheers,

An Amelie aficionado

You just need to know how to stick your face into something warm, salty and fishy...

That's what she said!

8-) ;-P

When I read that line in the strip, I "LOL"ed for real myself!

I wonder if Keef knew at all about the potential double entendre...8)

LOL LOL ROFLMAO

Nicely done, Ruben. Nicely done. =)

The lyrics to "H.W.C." seem quite pertinent at this juncture:

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/liz-phair/h-w-c.html

=)

[Btw - does anyone else get a chuckle over the fact that the abbreviation for Valentine's Day is abbreviated to V.D.?? Talk about a gift that keeps on givin'!]

Wii may get to be the second system a PS/XBox owner buys, but the choice most people are making is XBox or PS3

I think this is more accurate:

Wii may get to be the second system a PS/XBox gamer buys, but the choice most gamers are making is XBox or PS3

The choice most PEOPLE are making is the Wii.

And it is the Wii that is bridging the gap between the world of online gaming and the "casual" electronics consumer.

Certainly there are enough quote-unquote 'serious' gamers out there to keep the Xbox & PS3 afloat; but, as a previous poster noted, at the end of the financial day Nintendo will be the only one smiling with a relatively humungous profit.

she gets seven letters today?

And sorry, Tideswimmer; I just had to voice my displeasure to Typesbad for turning the counter to letter 8...and another post was the only way to do it.

Alas, nine letters means that - just as with voting Republican - we all lose. X-)