I was so impressed by your whining, whoops, I mean winning style, I'm going to e-mail a copy of GG's column and your response to every link and contact and employer on your website.

That they should all know the true quality of the mangy cur, whoops, I mean manly cuss they're dealing with in Tim W. Brown, Famous Author.

get a fuckin haircut! You look ridiculous.

...can kill ya' jus by prayin' about it. Fact. And those bastards (and bastardettes, too) pray five times a day!!!!

Five times!

That's mass murder where I comes from, pardner.

And you want to sit there so they can pray us all to death, five times a day, and take your 72 daughters to be their virgins in heben.

It's the greatest danger to whitekind since Tiger Woods!

Remember the Soviet Union? Sure, they had hydrogen bombs, and the naval, ariel and terrestial means to give us a good squish. But they were atheists, they didn't pray. Now what happens if one a' them terrerests caught God just when he was wakin' up, or late at night when He was really tired, and got Him all confused and then He would stretch out His mighty Arm and whack the shit outta us, all cuz them Arabs fooled 'Em.

But folks, we got trouble, right here in the Western Hemisphere! Trouble, my friends. Don't wait until yer tanks empty on a Saturday night!

the U.S. was "attacked on 9/11 by the same enemy that we're fighting in Iraq today"

I thought all those guys died in the crashes. If they didn't we is in way more trouble than we thought!

that's all great about your book and Amazon and #1 and all, but are you ever gonna be able to face Tim Brown after his excoriating (if that's the word I want.. Tim would know!) criticism of your Phillis Stein-like tendency to hawk your wares.

get into a wider war for which conscription can be imposed, how the hell am I ever gonna get my teen-age son out of the house? Better he should make some corner of a foreign field forever suburban than hang around the house.

"Peace" is the dirtiest word in the American lexicon.

the biggest arguements in America will be over why Bush and Cheney weren't shot years ago.

Their policies are going to lead to massive conscription to fight their wars.

At any rate, it'll get the kids out of the house.

*IMHO, one of the least "manly" sights ever. Men look like overgrown stupid boys on tricycles riding those things. (A farmer driving a tractor, or a rancher on a horse, is quite another thing.)

You are so right! Harleys suck. Most aren't reliable enough to be used as a garden tractor, and the leaked oil will ruin your lawn.

I don't think many Americans will respect the democrats until a Republican leader or two (after all, the score is 3+ to 0, with one tie, Reagan's wounding.) is gunned down. Then, all of a sudden, people will "respect" the Dems again.

Truly shitty, but I think a lot of people became Republicans, or less likely to stand up for their American beliefs, when they saw Democrats and civil rights leader get gunned down.

After all, if they cared enough to kill, they must be right, huh?

Did Congress declare war? I must have missed it.

Think about it. More than 70 months after Bush took office, Beltway reporters are still clinging to anonymous Bush aides for the most basic information and granting them anonymity in exchange for providing so-called inside (i.e., fawning) details.

This is the vaunted "access" the Washington Press Corpse has sold its soul for? What a deal!

CNBC has a new series called “Government Gone Wild” with daily reports on the government’s “War on Wealth”.

Any contribution to the medical expenses fund for irony would be greatly appreciated. The poor son-of-a-gun is in ICU, on life support, and the prognosis is poor, due to a badly infected discourse, leading to almost certainly fatal levels of sanctimony, false piety, balderdash and bullshit.

I don't know if he'll make it.

I thought prostitution, and the actions associated with it, procurement and solicitation were against the law.

We are not discussing Mr. Vitter's sex life, we are discussing his illegal actions.

And the incredible depth of his hypocrisy.

approached a plain clothes police officer and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20.

Now that's what I call trickle down economics! I'm asssuming of course, he wouldn't swallow (unless he was blowin' Bush)

the Republican candidate will turn himself inside out after the nomination.

you libs are! You wouldn't be so casual about abortion if, like me and the Misses, you had a cute little three-week-old fetus of your very own, like we do. Sure, it's a lot of work getting up in the middle of the night to change its (gotta wait a few weeks before an appropriate pronoun gets here) amniotic fluid, and refold the placenta and tuck the little blob in, but if you had a fetus of your own, you would know; it's worth it!

Salon, you need to seriously consider adding an ignore function for your readers. I have been a premium subscriber since day one, and I gotta tell you I am getting a little tired of having to sort past the idiots that post here. I even gave up reading the comments for awhile, because it is such a waste of time to sort through the dreck to get to anything worth reading.

I'm sorry, I do the best I can with my limited brainpower, knowledge and experience. I'll try to do better. But I doubt I can.