I'm very upset about this "ex-Jew" thing. I've been a Jew all my life, and I'm sort of accustomed to it, you know? Here I am, going my circumcised, Bar Mitzvahed way, and some of it a pretty rough way, never suspecting that instead of being a Jew, I was an ex-Jew! How could I let this happen? Well, never mind that, what can I do about it. I'll do anything to get back in. The benefits alone are priceless, and the company, unique. I'm sure the condition isn't irremediable. Will they have to drop a hot rock on my head, like my motorcycle gang wanted to do to make my gas tank glat. They said it really helps your carburettors from getting plugged.

Having never known a promicuous Jewish girl, I wouldn't know. I probably maybe inherited my horror of judging or qualifying the nature of a woman's sexuality from my catholic side. So I really wouldn't be able to judge whether a woman was promiscuous, unless, of course, she told me herself she was, but they don't.

I am always amazed at Zionist's extensive knowledge about women.

And as far as changing my correspondent, you're stuck with me sugarloaf. You 'n me, side by side, as the song says. Whither Sugarman, there goest Mooser, too. Inseperable like the great vaudville teams.

I know you'll stick by me.

Obama LIKES jews. why? who can know that? maybe hyde park, maybe law school, who knows? i just trust my gut in this. AND he has because of his name and color and not-whiteness some sympatico with the moslems.

Oh, I see, and you are right. Your analysis is much less salacious, but way more deft. And not insulting at all.

And after all, maybe he likes us because he hasn't, as you put it "fucked a Jewish girl". I'm sure he has his reasons.

at the very least you can not carry water for our announced enemies

Hey! I got rid of the BMWs. What more do you want? I can't afford their cars, or a Mercedes. If I have to buy a Mercedes and then smash it with a sledge-hammer, you can forget it, bubele, That kind of pelf I'm not made of, Sugar.

perhaps you are not an EX-jew but an aryan livak, a catholic balt.

David Sugarman

derbig was that just a metaphor or are you half jewish half catholic.

David Sugarman

...what you're problem is. You're such a schemdrick you don't know what you say from one post to another, do you.

i think he likes us because we are, in general, smart and logical and love to think and argue.

Many people do not know this, but Zionism is based on a series of classic logical syllogisms, and has acheived all of its aims purely on the strength of its discourse. An admirable record, all things considered.

Sugarman will now fill us in on the details.

David "The Litvaks" is the name of my gang of one-percenter, outlaw Jewish motorcyclists. Unfortunately, most of the guys from schul ride Harleys, and you can't get those guys to even look at a sport bike.

But we strike terror into the hearts delicatassen owners up and down the coast every time we head out on the highway for a Sunday morning ride. And we better see some hot bagels and some cold lox when we pull into town. And a goddam fresh copy of the Times, or your shop goes on the trafe list!

You'll know us by the yamulkes under our helmets.

you are capable only of seeing the misery of your own people,

And getting royally pissed off when they're not miserable enough for you. Nothing pisses off a Zionist more than a happy Jew. Drives 'em nuts. "You're a Jew," they scream, "don't you know how miserable you are, or ought to be?"

MEANS that the arabs would rather the jews suffer than they(the arabs) prosper.

They told the Germans the same thing when people asked how the Jews, who appeared in the main to be poor and powerless, could be the people who had stabbed Germany in the back,and made their own (the Jews) situation worse in the process.

From a not-quite-clear memory of something I read, I think there is an inversion of Sugarman's sentence to that meaning

in Mein Kampf LWM could find it, if it's there, if he's got the stomach for it.

what is really the point of this?

Oh, you know good and goddam well what the point is, sugarlips.

All you do is take every post to show Zionism as a reasoned, logical, and responsible world performer, actuated only by the highest motives, that of happiness for all mankind. By cleverly and carefully smoothing off all the rough edges of Zionism, and showing the Zionist man as the polished, urbane and sophisticated diplomat (and diviner of the "world's genders") you spend all your time trying to convince people of how nice you are. And you do a great job, damn it, Sugarman. This blog reaches a wide audience and I'm sure many of them will go to bed tonight dreaming of a better, finer, purer Zionism, allcause from your efforts. Why, I wouldn't be surprised to see a big jump in Aliyah due to you.

I sort of feel like a Yiddishe Bruce Lee "Him, I can't fight already. His...hasbara...is..too..power...ful! Oy Gevalt The Evil Eye!"

You have aquitted yourself well, sugarman. I on the other hand, stand condemned, a nudnick and a hoodnik a shonda on a Honda. Oh well, I least I didn't

"roll my own".

nor will i be able to understand derbig's tolerance of folks like him.

I've always had that tolerance problem. Plagued me all my life.

I'm sure you're not afflicted with it.