I go away for a couple of hours to do some work, and the place goes straight to hell! Everything, from the logic to the rhetoric right down to the spelling and syntax went straight into the crapper! Are you people even sentient enough to be ashamed for yourselves? You argued with your parents with these mouths? For shame, for shame.

Well, it's my fault really. I never should have left, or I should have left my wife to serve in my place. Oh well.

I promise, I will never, never leave you guys again. It hurts me to see you get yourselves into this kind of place. There's no need for it, and I won't let it happen again.

Oh, don't thank me. That's the way I am. Magnanimous! Like my hero Barackathy O'bama. The man who will be our first Irish President!

Sing it with me now folks:

B, A, RACK, O'Bama spells Obamila!

Remember- make your mark by the four-leaf clover, the mark of O'Bama!

Okay, my fiends, I'm gonna put it to ya straight: It's a dry day, the Sun is shining, the SuperHawk is running great, and I look great in my leathers. You think I'm gonna hang around here? Feh on that, folks. I'm bound away, so far away, across the wide Putrid Sound.

I've heard some laughable rumors about guys who think they look better, and have faster bikes, than Mooser! That must not stand! It will not stand! I can't stand it! And if I can still stand by 8:30am, I'm takin the boat to Settle! (From Bummertown)

I leave you with the maxim (no, not the Yamaha of that name) which has guided me through all the shoals and shallows of the modern American Landscape:

Leave No Turn Unstoned!

God Bless you all, and I hope to see you later, if that's all right.

I know this is OT, but it is to important to wait! I have just received incontrovertible information (and that's the bestest kind, folks) that if Barackathy O'Bama (the Irishman) wins, Rev. Jeremiah Wright will preach a sermon in which he tells America exactly what diddy-wah-diddy means!

Would this be a good thing for America? I wish somebody would tell me what diddy-wah-diddy means! Google doesn't know.

I am simply going to quote much of this article:

(A&P) and Rooters newsstaff today note a stunning reversal of policy proposals from the Obama spokespeople. "Obama has decided that the calls for action arising from the concern over Rev. Wright's sermons deserve consideration" A. Spokesman said. "Mr Obama will propose regulations concerning both the waist-height and what the English haberdashers cunningly call the "rise", the inside leg measurement, which should unite all communities. In addition, Mr. Obama will regulate the size of wheels and the mechanical aspects of wheel coverings (spinner hubcaps) through the Department of Transportation's Highway Safety Administration. Pants, of course, will be regulated under air pollution standards, as will huffs and puffs."

I can't believe how many commentors who I have disagreed with (or maybe I was just disagreeable to) on many things seem to like Obama and grasp this situation with Wright very well.

I gotta be more like that Grecian well guy. Or like that guy I worked with at the radio station (KLUB) used to say: "more like the peg-boy; flexible!"

And that I will endeavor to do.

In the minds of these bloodthirsty cretins, no error in favor of violence can ever be wrong,

Cocktailhag

That went down like a perfectly mixed drink. Smooth, but powerful!

Before you start criticising McCain's experience you just better know that John McCain was, when a pilot, an early and ardent exponent of the "wet start" technique. This "wet start" method is like "choking" a car- the engine is flooded with fuel before ignition by the pilot (back when these controls were manual) so when ignition takes place, BOOM! This results in a huge tongue of flame being ejected from the jet's tail, and on an aircraft carrier, where the planes are at close quarters, gives the guy behind you a hell of a start. So he gets woke up, you get your jollies, and everybody has a great day. Unfortunately, on the USS Forrestal, it resulted in some unstable 1000lb. bombs "cooking off" on the plan behind. This made a hell of a fire. McCain was transferred to transfer his technique to other carriers, and since those 1000lb bombs weren't supposed to have been used, the thing was hushed.

So don't tell me McCain hasn't any or sufficient military experience. If this is even partly true, he seems to have experience in all the phases of military tactics which have redounded to the glory of recent Presidents. Okay, he hasn't actually gone AWOL, but what do you want? Not every man is George Bush, not by a long shot, no sir!

Okay, Bucky pal, you just said that LWM uses my handle "Derbig Mooser" and impersonates me. If that were true, it would considerably lower my opinion of him. Would you be so good as to indicate or quote in entire those posts you believe were written by LWM under my name? I'm sure you can do this, or you would not have made the statement. And I'm very sure I will recognise my own comments or not, as the case may be.

The last thing I can expect is that you made this charge with no proof of any kind at all. I know you just wouldn't do that.

You can do it here or E-mail me. I'd like to know how low LWM can go, Bucky, and you are just the guy to show me.