The reason we're in the state we're in is because of insane war mongers and sexually-fearful people like you.

I lived through the sixties too. There was little group sex and much less drug use than hysterics like you claim.

What there was were whole cohorts of people seeking new ways, better ways of living. Like in all experiments, some were dead ends and some were revolutionary.

Then, fearful, xenophobic people like you did everything you could do to crush everything good that came out of it.

And look where it got you. You are disrespected and have earned the contempt of your own countrymen and women. You are the laughingstock of your international neighbors. You are unfit for duty, civic or military.

It's a shame, really.

He's a small-town hockey puck who's yet to meet the Big Time, might get a little..excited.

And a shot is something a barista gives you.

Me, I like a double shot. Am I missing something here?

The latter they've nicknamed "Moe".

And, yes, it is as just as funny and as appropriate as you might imagine.

The Democratic Party better be careful not to drive me away!

I hear from where you're coming but I'm voting for Barry Hussein no matter what "they" say!

Now:

How many small-town Alaskan hockey players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

RIFF!

Take that to Wasilla Family Court!

BUT THAT'S JUST ICKY!

You, however, seem to be hovering in the negative numbers.

Love ya, have a nice day.

P.S. Hey the Republican Pow-Wow is on the tube! Why aren't you watching your peeps?

Slacker!

As in: tell it to someone who cares.

Believe me, pal, Sean Hannity, Jim Lehrer or Keith Olbermann will not, repeat, NOT, be zeroing in to point out the pissy comments I'm making on this forum.

What we are doing here is called "motivating the base" (hey kinda of like what they're doing by raking poor Sarah Palin over the coals!).

But hey, I gotta go! Norm Coleman's speaking at the Repub Convention and I haven't had a good laugh since earlier in this thread.

Ciao, amigo.

ATTA BOY...GIRL...Whatever!

Maintaining a level of discourse is as important as chuckles any day.

Now let's go back to Norm Coleman at the convention. It appears Norm has been using a lot of his term using whitening strips.

Thanks for stepping in, I guess I'm shallow for riffing on it and not challenging it head on like you did.

I am quite willing to rock and roll but human decency is human decency.

To contradict myself from a snarky reply I just made to dbp1954, what that troll was attempting to do was to get replies that would actually serve as degenerate fodder so perhaps I shouldn't be so blithe.

But boy, several times when they've cut to him David Brooks has had that kinda "backed up in the lower tract" sorta look. After all last week's DNC summation and today's McCain/Palin columns both went over like... New Orleans in a hurricane.

Oh shit, Barbara Bush just entered the hall. Cue the music from "I, Claudius".