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Monday, November 2, 2009 12:46 PM

This is why I'm getting noise proof headphones

"And parents, please try to remember that those of us who complain about crappy parenting we've witnessed are probably not talking about people like you -- unless you actually are one of the ones who would completely ignore your kid throwing herself into a display case or kicking a fellow passenger's seat for two hours. If you are one of those, then yes, my fruitless womb and I are judging you. And we'll stop being annoyed that your child acts like a child just as soon as you start acting like a grown-up."

The end of this article summed it up for me. Thank you, Kate! I admit that I'm on the fruitless womb team but Kate just summed up my view of screaming kids and their parents for me. I sympathize with parents who try hard and are self aware, but I will judge those who don't do anything and think I have to bow to their spawn (and sorry, I have better fights to fight like getting healthcare reform with public option passed). In the meantime, I am piling my I-Pod, getting Bose Noise proof headphones (the over $300 kind), getting 5 books, and I am ready to travel! Happy upcoming holiday travel everyone.

Monday, November 2, 2009 11:00 AM

Thank you thaddeus2

"There's a danger that the two-party system will end, because the Republicans suck so much."

-- thaddeus2

I agree. Republicans are now splitting into the Party of No and the Sarah Palin and the Teabaggers. And both options suck donkey balls. So let the Republicans split and one can choke on the other.

Friday, October 30, 2009 10:29 AM

Now we know how Right Wingnuts spend their Money

On fake dog poop. Congratulations right wingers! I admire you guys every more now. Oh! I'm in NJ and I already voted for governor. Sorry, it didn't go to the fat f**k.

Friday, October 30, 2009 06:39 AM

Not into Rob Zombie's movies either

Thanks Andrew for another great list! Looking through it, I've seen a good amount already like The Ordeal, High Tension, Drag me to Hell, and the Descent. But I've heard from other movies like Murder Party and Hardware which look pretty good. I'll see if I can check them out on Halloween. I'm also with you that I'm glad U.S. horror hasn't forgotten it's story roots, thanks to our European horror friends. I still love the sick stuff sometimes. But Japanese and Korean horror are masters at that so I look to for the really edgy stuff these days. They definitely stand out on their own.

Thursday, October 29, 2009 03:20 PM

Oily Taint and Box of Crazy Part 4 of today's double whammy

Taking the piss out of fools that failed to ask the right questions before he was elected because they allowed the conman to fill their heads with the helium of puerile hope is far to much fun a pleasure for me to give up.

-- LondonLad

Oh silly LondonLad, where the hell where you in 2008 when the election happening? If you were so intrigued, why didn't you just directly ask the Obama campaign last year? I mean, they were answering a s**t load of questions at the time. (God knows I had a s**t load of questions) Couldn't you not rely on other people to do research for you? Oh? You didn't have time? Well, whose sh**ty fault in that? Once again, silly birthers are super mad that their cases are being thrown and they are being called nutjobs. Oh I wonder why is that? Hmmmmmmmmm....It's a conspiracy I tell you! Oh for shame!

Anyway, no biggie. Just keep f**king bi***ing and see where it gets you. Obama's legal and it's been proven time and again. Keep sucking the T*t of your birther queen if it keeps giving you pleasure. Oh, she's a dentist so she can check your teeth too. As I said before, birthers are f**ked.

Thursday, October 29, 2009 09:00 AM

Happy Halloween, Birthers!

:: swoons::

It must have been absolutely crushing to the fragile birther soul that Billo has called their beloved birther queen, a nut. Oh the pain! On the delicious tears of sorrow and frustration shred from the faces of f**ked up birthers! Malice! So cruel, yet so entertaining (where's my popcorn?).

Seriously, birthers are f**ked up. Deny all you want birthers, you're f**ked.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 03:04 PM

Betting is on

One of the online gambling houses are placing bets on who the next personality from ESPN is next in their own sex scandal. We can bet on sports, we can bet on sex. Since apparently EPSN is in the middle of nowhere and they are all f**king each other in orgies. Hmmmm, I wonder if Fox Sports people are spreading their juices too. Jason Whitlock can be a man dog apologia all he wants but news is news and sex scandals pretty much always make news. Sorry boys, even conservative media hounds like sex and gossip so don't do this liberal media bulls**t. Oh yeah, I really feel sorry for people who have such little will power that they are completely overwhelmed to cheat. Oh no! The pussy is too overwhelming. I must drop trou this instant. Sorry boys, I think Steve Phillip's penis is talking differently now. Jason Whitlock = Fail.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 02:19 PM

Right wingnuts are so smart

Countdown to liberal fury in 5..4..3..2..

With the inevitable chorus of flunkies and crows cackling "He's Bush the Thirrrrrd caw caw!"

-- Zorkna

Hey, I love birds. Don't insult my feathered friends. At least, us lefties aren't like you, wingnut cow.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 01:52 PM

@OnTheBeat

Palin has run state, actually governed, made tough ececutive decisions, was a commander (of the Alaskan National Guard), et al.

-- OnTheBeat

Yes, and she quit halfway. A prime example of a leader I really, really want. She had done nothing impressive ever since but use a ghostwriter to write articles in her facebook about policy that she's had no experience in. Yeah, that Drill article from the National Review was super awesome. I'm really going to believe someone who doesn't value science telling me about environmental issues. Oh and supporters like you are really helping me like her even more. Screw you and f**k Palin.

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