Ratings and Sarah

Oprah Winfrey’s interview with former vp candidate Sarah Palin scored the talk show host her highest rating in two years.

Monday's episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" drew a 8.7 household rating and 13 share

— groundzero

No biggie. Jon and Kate plus 8 had huge ratings too...after the marriage crashed. People love watching trainwrecks. Your point fails and baby Jesus awards you no points.

Those 26% of humans are complete morons. And yes I will say it to their f**king face.

One of my favorite silver foxes! All of the tidbits about him are just so fun. I love how he's a former ballet dancer and could have gotten a scholarship on that plus that vocabulary with his favorite word (f**k is one of mine too!)And he's sent a dead fish to one of his enemies. So Godfather, I love it. Thumbs up to the f**king chief of staff.

I have to agree that Levi Johnston is hot. I didn't think he was at first and how could I, when his baby mama and her MILFy grandma make my eyes red with seething anger. However, catching that Playgirl teaser yesterday, I have to give the guy his due props. He is hot and I am looking forward to the Playgirl spread. Alright, so there might not be any wang, but I appreciate handsome male flesh when I see it and will buy the issue if it comes in print. I don't think there is anything anti-feminist about thinking a guy's cute. I have a libido (it's not going away) and I'm single too so I'm free to enjoy myself all I want. If he's too dumb, I just don't have a listen or go out with him if I want. Simple as that.

Practice saying: President Sarah Palin.

Even though it hurts to admit, a lot of people really like her, and people generally choose their candidate under the influence of nonrational motives.

— Prof. Andmaryann

You mean a lot of people from "real" America like her. The rest of us beg to differ. And yes, people tend to choose their candidates from nonrational motives. I suggest that Prof. Andmaryann and Readerreader have a circle jerk where they can imagine cumming in their wasilla queen's face.

Ok, American Family Association. Baby Jesus doesn't approve of this as he's trying to get world peace and cure world hunger and you guys are concerned about f**king Xmas. Seriously, there aren't other more important things to be concerned about? You guys are awarded no points and coals in your stockings. No presents as Santa hates you guys too. Enjoy your gifts from Jack Frost (hint: it's a lot of ice).

Can our beloved Oily Taint handle the harsh landscape of prison? Gasp! It will be tough for our beloved birther queen to learn being someone esle's bitch.

On behalf of Miami (where I grew up), I would like to give Tancredo a nice big middle finger. Miami doesn't appreciate that and awards you no points to your dull, pasty soul. Also, don't retire here when you sick of the cold weather up there. Loser.

No surprise. I'm starting to feel for the McCain campaign guys now. Oh well. I'm not reading that stupid book. I have a feeling I'll be able to read that book in less than a day so I'm not putting money for that thing (All of Palin's favorite books are some I've read in 6th grade). Besides, I can always wait till it gets to a library to read it if I get extremely, dead bored.

Also @readerreader: Dude, you are still creepy. Just leave your family for Palin and go f**k her already. Jesus, I've never met so absorbed in another woman besides their own wife. All of your writing is deillusional and in denial, nothing but excuses to see your Hail Mary rise from the grave. Agh, you are so gross.

So why would you think he wants to do anything else but Governor Perry has said?

— rockybalboa

Because rockybalboa and Rick Perry are full of f**king s**t.

Wait, what? He sees a man in a robe and beard out of the blue and all of a sudden he's in extreme danger? And now he's using homophobia in order to defend himself? Jason Bruce sounds like the lowest of the low and let's hope he gets what he deserves. F**k him.

Agh. I can't stand the smug, contrite smirk on Hannity's face. Of course, he couldn't do something semi-normal, he just has to add that f**king smirk to his face as in saying "yeah, Jon Stewart was right, but I don't care so you people on Team Daily Show can f**k off." I didn't watch the show last night because I knew there would be clips of it the next day. I'm glad I didn't watch either. That pig is not worth my time. I'm much happier watching Rachel Maddow.

I have a feeling Lou will be back one way or another. And I'm glad, because I can hear Keith Olbermann's Lou (which sounds like a retarded, half asleep Yoda) and Howard Stern's Lou (who just sounds asleep and senile with crap stuff up his nose). Both impersonations make me laugh and I love them. Anyway, I won't miss Lou Dobbs and I don't even watch CNN anymore (I'm more of an MSNBC girl anyway thanks to Keith and Rachel). And Glock45 is a piece of s**t.

It's a bully thing and Elizabeth Lambert was being a big one with all of the lovely , unfunny stunts she was pulling. She's lucky that other referees didn't see her and even luckier that she's on a soccer field. She tries that s**t outside the field and she can be changed with assault and be sued afterwards. That girl is gross.