Although, on first reading this post by Glenn I thought, well, it could be worse, it could have been Seventh Day Adventists!

Does the FBI have anyone fluent in Speaking in Tongues?

And if Pedinska was wearing one . . .

under her soccer attire it would be called "hot".

Actually, they are much cooler than cotton grannie panties. Less interference with your stride when sprinting too.

And if Jebbie was wearing one on South Beach it would be called "standard issue" South American or German tourist attire.

The only way the German tourist label would stick would be if he were wearing socks with his shoes at the same time he was sporting that thong. ;-}

And if George Castanza was wearing one it would be transparent evidence of "shrinkage".

Titonwan, please pass the screwdriver!

Here's another extremist organization I think bears watching:

http://www.akip.org/

The Alaskan Independence Party's goal is the vote we were entitled to in 1958, one choice from among the following four alternatives:

1) Remain a Territory.

2) Become a separate and Independent Nation.

3) Accept Commonwealth status.

4) Become a State.

They're all for infiltrating government too. Dexter Clark, Vice Chairman of the AIP said so:

I think Ron Paul has kinda proven that – he’s a dyed-in-the wool libertarian, he came to Alaska and spoke as a libertarian, and put the Republican label on it to get elected, that’s all there is to it. And any one of your organizations should be using that same tactic. You should infiltrate – I know the Christian Exodus(?) is in favor of it, the Free State movement is in favor of it – I don’t think they even care which party it is. Whichever party in that area you can get something done, get into that political party, even though it does have its problems. Right now that is one of the only avenues.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/1/4231/18477/878/581881

Can we get a Congressional resolution to start investigating them?

By the way, it is "Poop & Shower," not "Poop in shower."

I'm not multi-lingual so I all I had to work with was phonetics. Well, that and google, but in this case the phonetics were more interesting.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patientd were shouting, "13...13...13...13!"

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting, "14...14...14...14!"

Jebbie in a thong isn't the only thing dangerous to eyesight aound here. ;-}

How many innocent people are languishing in prison, because they couldn't get a fair trial over these type of practices?

Dunno, but there are some who are dead:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4441055.ece

Thongs are gross

just sayin'

-- Püpenschauer

From someone who performs excretory functions somewhere other than on a toilet.

Cut off all legitimate targets of zakat donations, and the only people who benefit are Takfiris who are, and get their funding from, people you really should worry about.

The short sightedness and willful ignorance of their various vendettas is truly mind boggling. They don't understand and they don't want to, not unlike many of the bozos who post here on similar matters.

(*stabs third eye with screwdriver*)

But if you take Holly's advice and turn the other butt cheek, you can avoid doing lasting damage whenever you're overcome by this particular impulse (or driven to it, as the case may be). ;-}

You'll have to use your own best judgment.

Okay, I'll try. It's going to be tough though now that Jebbie's admitted he wears them too.

It ought to be obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temperature that the current GOP, literally,

cannot function,

You meant celsius, right? 'Cause fahrenheit would be spotting them more of a lead than they deserve.

Ok, so you and Borat.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/boratPA1306_228x566.jpg

Are yours neon green? ;-}

How do they induce the Congressmen and women to take these biased staffers under their wings I wonder.

These are interns, not staffers.

A congressional internship combines hard work, political experience and educational enhancement. Congress relies on interns for numerous tasks, like administrative duties, research and constituent help. While mostly unpaid, these internships offer priceless on-the-job training.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2106420_be-congressional-intern.html

These are volunteers, mostly young people, who do the scut work - filing papers, document digs, dealing with assholes on the phone and sometimes in Congress. Here's an example of some of the wonderful edumacashunal opportunities available to interns:

Coburn's STD Lecture to Congressional Interns Put On Hold Due to Pizza Dispute

Capitol Hill interns might miss out this summer on a famed lecture from Sen. Tom Coburn on the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases -- all because of a dispute over who will pay for their pizza.

They are especially dangerous this year since they didn't get that STD lecture.

the Jewish temptress who gave oral favors to a US president ... in exchange for secrets????

Perhaps she was "placed" in the White House by a sneaky Jewish organization.

Are thong underwear protected fodder for jokes because only women (well, and Borat) wear them or can we make jokes about them?

(As Titonwan would say, "I keed!" ;-})

Oh yeah, and the Klu Klux Klan? Definitely Muslims.

Confused Muslims at best in that latter group. They had the wrong gender wearing the burqas. When you factor in the overall intelligence quotient though, I suppose that's to be expected.