I wouldn't NEED Mexicans.

we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn

burn motherfucker

burn

The new First Lady of Japan claims she was kidnapped by aliens and taken to Venus.

Seriously, no joke. You gotta love it.

Every nation needs violent crazy retarded people running around, hopefully heavily armed and lightly medicated. Soon someone will demand to see proof Obama isn't a Centaur.

With tar. And feathers.

Tell the Saudis they'll have to coat their 767s with 18k gold instead of 22k for a change. Any little bit helps.

That everything everyone tries to fix is unfixable and it never will be fixable ever. There is no solution be it public or private or anything else. Ever. I think the best solution is to just outsource ME, to another country. Emigrate. America is pretty much broken forever and the only upside to living in some socialist nation is to suck at the teat of public largess until it too dries up. I am the 21st century locust to eat and take and eat and take until there's nothing left and me and my plague descend on someone new.

Unions want to get those liabilities off their books as much as corporations do. NOBODY wants to actually pay for this shit. That's for some other losers to do.

You're right, you're not. So shut up.

Tax it up the ass for white people in the middle class and make it free for everyone else. Would could possibly go wrong in that equation?

I'm sure of it.

Well how nice for you. Here's a tip - please PLEASE blaze up as much as humanly possible. It's a cold hard competitive world out there and anything you can do to take yourselves out of the competition would be appreciated. Thanks again. My kids on scholarship thank you too - it takes a lot of backwards hats to underwrite their education.

Trust me bubblers, you're not Carl Sagan.

fine.

With tie ins to McDonalds? And Miley Cyrus? And Wolverine on Ice? Awesome.

It's simply what happens. Ascribing moral import to it represents a degree of faith you would be the first people to deny.

And their control over all doctor and lawyer stuff. They're probably why LA's on fire too.

One of my dogs needs some booster shots. Because he's a dumb dog with a brain the size of a walnut and can't remember that stuff himself.

So what's your excuse?

Would smoke every second of every minute of every day until they died or you physically stopped them. If that's not addiction, nothing is.

so your complaints are disingenuous.

So it's axiomatic that in Nannystate, talking about child abuse is child abuse. Sorry I don't make the rules, I just laugh at the people who violate them.

When Hurricane Floyd drowned half my state I don't recall any Salon Sanfrantards screaming their hosnnahs either. Guess what, that's why they're called NATURAL disasters, fuckheads. Maybe next time you won't pitch your tents in a fire zone. Aren't you the people screaming about how Mankind is the problem?

I mean apart from the insanity, graft and stealing? Is KC, Mo doing ok? Because where I come from we don't care if the mayor is bipolar and has sex in public and proclaims the purple space lizards are on their way. As long as he or she can do shit for the city. And by do shit I mean whatever it takes whoever they have to pay, rob, fuck or kill.

Truthfully though, it's the city manager who really gets things done and the mayor is a suit. Granted KC has 78,000 more people than my town.

They're just retarded and indifferent.

How many times did parole officers come to his house? Yeah that's some excellent fucking detective work there, phoning it in and shit. Awesome. It's like the time I was doing some fiberglas work on my home and the Watchtower people came by. They rang the bell so I answered it: In a Hazmat suit, full face respirator, boots, a cordless drill with a 2 ft long auger bit on it, covered head to heels in pink dust and water.

They didn't miss a beat: "Are you busy, sir?"

"Nah, it's cool I'm almost done with that body."

You can NEVER EVER scold, nag or infantilize anyone TOO much. Second, you have to understand that unlike the US, weed isn't a potential felony. In many states, a 20 year old accused of smoking weed is looking at serious charges.

Last but not least, who cares? The kid is an asshole the mom is an overbearing bitch. I hope they kill each other with swords.

Dog fee $120 includes most first year vaccinations including rabies but not leptospirosis, spay/neuter, micro chip, $70 towards first Vet visit, 6 months heartworm meds.

But if you're going to nurse your cancerous dog along, terminally for 2 years, then you should be on your own. Sorry.

For Child Abuse.

Whenever some natural disaster hits the south, excepting po' black Nawlins, you are the first people to cheer, snicker and say good riddance. I accept that every local community in America is on its own when it comes to dealing with shit like this and for better or worse, you are on your own too. I hope it works out for you but if it doesn't, well, too bad.

Is a bunch of phone calls you will ignore really a big deal? Maybe it's me but I rarely answer the phone if I don't know or have an idea who it's from. Pavlovian training never took with me.

So is IHT and Christian Science Monitor, Foreign Policy, FPRI, The Wilson Center, RAND, Stratfor, CSIS are others that are good. I also like George Mason U's history blog (hnn.us) and EUobserver.com. Another great source is the National Security Archive of George Washington University (http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/)

Just send me the money. I'll know what to do with it. My utility bill was $394 this month.