Bill Clinton was the direct representative of Satan on Earth. His wife, Hillary Clinton is in fact Satan's daughter. She and Bill murdered countless people in Arkansas, made billions of dollars which no one could ever find on shady deals, and also Hillary was going to invade the US with black helicopters from the UN.

The Clinton administration also destroyed the US military, taught all adolescents to have sex uncontrollably, spit on and laughed at every single Vietnam Vet both living & buried.

I learned this from countless radio shows, videos, and even Congressional actions and investigations which made it onto all the big TV and radio and newspaper and magazine networks. It must be true.

George Bush Jr. was the closest thing they could find to a reincarnated Ronald Reagan, who created all of America and Freedom and also single-handedly slew the Soviet dragon as well as giving us a free market economy by finally allowing rich people to succeed! Everyone loved Ronald Reagan, every single last American except the liberals (who of course aren't American and Hate America).

Since George W. Bush Jr was President when Bill Clinton helped Osama bin Laden send a planeload of Iraqi soldiers disguised as Saudi and other ally nationals to attack, and Hillary used mind control drugs to keep the President and his staff from noticing any warnings, Bill Clinton and Osama bin Laden attacked this nation on 9/11/2001.

Bill and Hillary thus forced the right wing to fight evil and Satan on Earth, so if that means they had to burn the Constitution, so be it.

And if they happened to say one thing about Satan's direct representatives on Earth, Hillary & Bill Clinton, but then said another thing about the Living Reincarnation Of Christ and Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush Jr. Hallowed Be His Name Until Iraq Got Really Unpopular, then so be that, too.

We need to maintain our surge, which began in February but really only began last week and which we anticipate beginning soon, until at least the report of September, 2190, after which time we may re-count how many Al Qaida In Iraq members we done got.

As so eloquently stated before, we must be willing to defend this nation and its safety by all means possible, and of course that also includes impossible means, or irrational methods, or completely mis-stated moves, or unreasonable and counterproductive efforts.

In fact, we need to do whatever it is we need to do no matter how much harm it risks to the nation or to its Constitution, and the only one who can tell us what it is we need to do is Our Commander In Chief, George W. Bush, Jr.

Anyone who is not willing to destroy this country in order to save it, or at least to deeply harm this country in order to spread damage, is simply not patriotic enough.

It's at times like this we may want to remember that if you actually look back to real US foreign policy history -- i.e., what the US establishment actually did and said, rather than their or our hazy notions of what we'd like to say they did and said -- it has been pretty crazy for a long time.

I always have some degree of optimism that we'll grow out of taking insane things for granted and letting a deluded establishment justify insanity by sheer propaganda and cultural manipulation.

Allowing Reagan to rampage through Central America, Southern Africa, and Afghanistan with murderers, slaughterers, genocidalists, drug dealers, warlords, tyrants, and general thugs -- this was anything but "sane".

Yet this was our foreign policy, and all our establishment really argued about was if Reagan was being bloodier than he had to be and if he was properly informing Congress of his bloody activities.

Sanity in both doing and discussing US foreign policy is something we need to create, to achieve -- it's not something we are able to simply roll back to a saner past. This is new, and the existence of sane writers and researchers in the new alternative media -- blogging -- is helping this painful attempt at sanity along.

Now that Ortega's back in power, are the Sandinistas still a few hours' drive from Harlingen, Texas, and do we need to hire a force of killers to attack civilians in the name of freedom until Texas is safe?

And, in Afghanistan, should we roam the Middle East hiring free-lance warlords, Islamic fundamentalists, terrorists, drug dealers, and thugs to fight a proxy war for us?

Those are Very Serious Things To Do.