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Monday, July 16, 2007 07:49 AM
Original article: Dear Readers

Bush was a cheerleader

Bush's wife looks more like John Edwards than the Breck Girl,

Bush walks like he got big balls and his arms stick out because he's always shaving his armpits.

...closest gays love to shave and lick their sweaty under-arms, be he likes muscle mags with all those sweaty posers

...and whatever you do don't take the cellophane off his magazine or then you wiil have made it impure and he wouldn't be able to sustain his erection...

spose he dreams of taking it from Saddam still.

He had to kill the subject of his impure thoughts...

Typical low self esteem serial killer.

Sade so sade'

:)

Monday, July 16, 2007 07:54 AM

Febreeze

'Researchers are desperately seeking a low-cost method that women could use -- without the consent of male partners -- to protect themselves against HIV'

Splice those pesky viruses and end bacerial odors...Febreeze, made especially for skanks, strong enough for bottoms.

Monday, July 16, 2007 08:06 AM

Gay Bars are great male self esteem boosters

"Sexual attention IS fun -- when you want it

The truth is that having people be interested in you is fun sometimes. And it's a kind of fun that men get shortchanged on; it simply isn't possible to get the kind of attention that women get when they dress and behave in a sexy way.

"

Monday, July 16, 2007 08:10 AM

BrightStar and Ben Dover are Heros of Truth, Delayed Justice and the American Male

Thank you for your service in the name of truth and equality....

Amen

Monday, July 16, 2007 12:43 PM

Just take a moment and pray for her

and ask God to touch her heart with the best of your damaged soul and make everything right in the guilded streets of gold she will inherit in heaven for her good deeds on earth....like lynchings....bitych

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 07:19 AM

She seems so fresh, open, thoughtful

Do you suppose if she was running for office 'she' would have to sound vague, politically correct, sensitive to all sides, having the focus of her campaign decided by data, not her feelings.

It was nice, but she is really just a shill for John.

All that nice stuff will work wonders with the republicans in the houses...They'll impeach him for being a wimp...Look..."Johns too scared to land on an aircraft carrier to declare victory in the war on terrror cause his ball sack just doesn't look as nice as Bushies. hjahaha

Time for the free love movement to return then he may have a chance...bet John looks great in leather and feather with a long ponytail.

Friday, July 20, 2007 10:34 AM

umm?

"I only wish I could wallow in bong fueled apathy like all of you."

Let not fear hideth desires of the soul.

Friday, July 20, 2007 10:38 AM

Like fine wine, coffee, cheese, olives, and your salad

Slurp his man froth if ya get the chance, no two are just alike...he's one-in-a 4.7 billion.

Don't leave a needy soul out of you aura of wetness.

Friday, July 20, 2007 10:41 AM

OBTW

Great answer Cary.

Friday, July 20, 2007 02:03 PM

How much for a topless shot of Hillary

Well, Ok - Bill then?

I think her back would have a more hip- hoppin chance though

Friday, July 20, 2007 02:24 PM

Oh come on - that was funny ...and true - for so many - afet all it cant get much worse except too stay the same

my but you liberals r quick.

Friday, July 20, 2007 02:49 PM
Original article: Adventures in snail hunting

Awesome

Best s**t yet...

Friday, July 20, 2007 02:59 PM

Petraeus

From the late hebrew; meaning good with the Powerpoint, avoids facts; formally a french phrase

Friday, July 20, 2007 03:14 PM

Tired stereotype

Sins of your Fathers' strikes again...ben dover?

Friday, July 20, 2007 03:22 PM

As I read the letters

You Progressives are all fucked up

...and admit it!

Hsve you no decency; denial, surrogate moral supplicant (jesus)..?

Cum to the truth...

Be all you can be, hypocratic conservatism is the wave of the....90's - 80's?....000's?

Oh yea - don't forget to join the Army...We need you...profitable supplicants.....I mean Patriots

Saturday, July 21, 2007 05:59 AM

Add this to the cost of war

You think you can read us like a book? Let us see you put your methods into practice, Dave.

I’ll bet no woman of yours would be able to read this crap and continue dating you. That is SUCH a turn-off when men think they just put on some cologne and grease their hair and think they can slide their way into any woman's heart.

Eventually these will be allowed as lawsuits in American courts...buy our toddlers of today.... If we can win, and destroy religious fundamentalism on the sandy beaches of oil - well by the same irrefutable logic - we are bound to destroy 'our own fundamentalism' all-be-it more slowly

.... Public mind is tiring quickly of illogic.... if the neocons do not take over our country

soon they will die like the social dinosaurs they are....at least we are here to watch ....and nudge....don't try too hard...they will destroy themselves....look at history of all religions....weakening...including our enemy Islam...

Don’t push too hard on them... Let them continue this radicalism, on both sides, until the masses are fed up and the Internet tribune rule the Son's of Sol

Thank you earth

Truly a great result

A top 200 show

on Cosmos Zoo Big Brother Too Wormhole (#2666 Monkey Porn Channel)

Huh....were am I?

Monday, July 23, 2007 12:32 PM
Original article: "The World Without Us"

OK

We quit, how about at the end of the summer - on a holiday -

we put a bag over our head after getting drunk and all die leaving our leavenings to disgorge alcohol and Co2 to the biosphere in peace...

do we all get bloody useless virgins if we sacrifice for our biosphere?

Monday, July 23, 2007 12:34 PM

moist warm possibly alive

does she skank in bed?

Saturday, July 28, 2007 03:01 AM
Original article: Requiem for a poker game

The Scientific Method has been taught for a generation

It will eventually seep into all decisions, as it has been proven infallible if followed for results and not predjudice...

life goes on....maybe a new poker will emerge to confound the method

until a mathmatician plays.

Embrace the truth, crush mysticism.

Saturday, July 28, 2007 03:22 AM

I am offended

and reminded of professional sports as practiced by drug addicts sex freaks and narcissists.

I have been violated by their daily ass smacking through thin shorts while wearing a thong or ball strap.

Who do I speak to to prosecute on behalf of all America.

Help me please, I am so so sick, so offended, so ill.

The abuse I have suffered is irreparable and leads me to want to touch your butt too.

Causitive, class action.

I'm coming to get you.

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