Um, I BELIEVE the US Constitution does that. And if the ACLU protects all my civil liberties, why aren't they protecting my 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms?

umm did the ACLU take action against the unlawful confiscation of weapons by armed civilian contractors - confiscation weapons from lawful citizens in Katrina area? while under the aegis of the executive branch?

ha...ha...

It is also nice he did not prime his stooge with a story he could write...

but I guess he could not do that in this case since the guy may not have ever been a G.I.

One page, instead of two, would have been better...you only go two pages if there is an surprise twist on page three...

No third act; means no second act... - just a synopis is all that was needed...

as you can tell by my letter - I have time to spare - allowing myself to impart my wisdom upon all who interpret.

McCain and Ron Paul

Hussein and Edwards

OBTW an asteroid is falling in from the other side of the sun and has an 8 percent chance of destroying the planet in 6 years.

Bye

I have always seen Oprah as an out-in-the-open racist and man hater...I still remember coming home from work ...

and seeing my formerly happy wife look at me with suspission, while hearing the big O's voice droning on Television...

bigots, racists, get-eveners...that O's homies.

Oh and I am not a rapist, but I am a racist. I just try really hard to judge the whole group as a bigot and judge individuals with my stevie wonder eyes.

George Bush Dark French roast.

and their production of bullshit therefore seems a by-product of same..

enough said.

Many heady posters must still be using their Apple II's or stil have a mouse with no scroll wheel and of course - those slow 20K telephone lines...they should not have to read posts which get them in a boil...

Now we are getting closer to the insulated community of right wing screeds...no Painful dissention....

Not yet but on the way...

Just change the name to Broadsheet and get it over with...

"Sticking out my tounge"...a really short useless one too.

Hilary, yee of video game angst - are you listening?

Bush?

Obama?

Christians, christians, hell.llp please... save us from ourselves...

No more no more... federal law = constitution...Coming soon to a country near you.

PS; Anon really did suck.

You are dangerously close to the darkside...

It may be a Sith...

A schizophrenic,

I may be handicapped…duh…?

Federal law protects me,

You can’t do shit to me,

I am a minority,

I am a bigot,

I change my mind frequently…ummm

Oh yeah every day…maybe 2, 3, 4, 5, or more times…

Sorry I am not like the rest of you Certainers…on both sides of the ‘aisle’ or is it isle ?

We screwed up here,

Now the war may last...

for a 100 years,

Ahhh, a new political, intractable, undefeatable (since we don't want to - policically) - enemy.

This should tie up the democrats for the short period of time it will take for all these American trained fighters to explode in 'the' regions and affect the next election cycle - where will establish a dicatorship - Not in name ... and Rule The World...

hahahhahahhahahhjahah....

Two truly great shows to transfer our own narcissistic personalities into virtual reality...

Best entertainment simile setups on the net.

What more taunting, persecuting and dibilitating things will the dogmatic hypo-crits think of to do before Bushwacky is out of the module...

God help us all...

Just kidding.

Id has already meddled enough.

The FBI had them cold...had their names and activities...

But, as narrow-minded-conservatives...

Thinking outside the box is not their talent...

Lies, and denial of reality are.

Hence the paranoid reaction to; EVERYTHING.

Wear white coveralls (large and loose) and a damp Gilligan cap

the coveralls swishing open and closed makes a nice breeze and if color-safe bleached will reflect even more sunlight.

I hear when you bleed out you get really cold...just before you go.

Say nasty things to everyone this will keep you distracted.

Move to one of the top ten nastiest cities in the world...be a whore and never leave your airconditioned brothel oh yeah - you already did that.

Be glad your not in prison, no AC no baths.

Accept Jesus as your Saviour and He will solve all your problems.

any more usless advice out there?

I loved the story

The letter were lame...a change of pace at Salon.

Doesen't everyone have sex with their dogs?

Why in the fuck would you have 60 pound dogs and spend 3000 dollars for years on them if your not bowling your money or getting your money bowling. (see I am reversing the l and w and o to change blowing to bowling; for you pussies out there in blissville)

Come on lets be a little less Christian here please.

If we put up our personal masturbation techniques...

I gotta tell everyone.

Yeah everyone...

I got a few doosies.

Traister is great.

The article sucked,

Your letters sucked worse,

The NYT' has ya beat.

Ahh grasshopper,

You purpose in life, clear now, it is.

Spineless, gutless, timid and fearful.

Clean your own shit.

You put too many facts in one letter,

you must be delt with quickly,

Well, probably not, as facts don't seem to exist any longer,

I have not figured out Why that is?