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Published Letters: 59

  • You're all already retarded

    [Read the article: Is the Web helping us evolve?]
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    No harm no foul.

  • Why should it?

    [Read the article: Read it and weep]
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    America is not a literacy oriented country. On average Americans have something like a 6th grade education. Literary fiction? Please tell me it has Vampires. 'Idiocracy' is a documentary.

  • So I was watching The Hours yesterday

    [Read the article: What your loneliness is telling you]
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    I guess misery is something some people prefer. Or need.

  • I hope "The Road" is a documentary

    [Read the article: This Modern World]
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    Nothing would make me happier than being able to say "I told you so" over the blasted ruin of the entire planet and the extinction of all life.

  • In the end

    [Read the article: Is the Web helping us evolve?]
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    The internet is a tool of tyranny, oppression and fear. Whether that's a good thing or not is a separate question. The internet is the world's greatest feedback loop. It serves to amplify the idiot angry opinions you already hold until they become unassailable gospel. It's not making us stupid, we ARE stupid. It's making us self righteous about being stupid.

  • Just put them in the US prison system

    [Read the article: Goodbye to Guantánamo?]
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    With the other 2.5 million people who are there now. No one cares about them, right?

  • So you're angry that each news corporation doesn't mimic every other one?

    [Read the article: Some observations after being involved in a Fox News report]
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    If you have coverage you have coverage. I wouldn't worry too much of "A" doesn't parrot whatever "B" says unless you feel that "A" has no right have an opinion at all. I thought everyone was about diversity.

  • I think Nate Dogg said it best

    [Read the article: Swagger tighter than a ... yeast infection?]
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    "Your Wife"

    (feat. Dr. Dre)

    [Chorus: Nate Dogg]

    Your wife, my bitch

    Your love, my trick

    Her mouth, my dick

    I fucked, that's it

    [Verse One: Nate Dogg]

    All night long, I had her on her back in my Cadillac bro

    You should of heard her moan, same old song

    I made her throw her back out when I sent her home

    For better or worse she's

    [Chrous: Nate Dogg]

    Your wife, my bitch

    Your love, my trick

    Her mouth, my dick

    I fucked thats' it

    Straight pimp, no shit

    Gave me your chips

    I drove, your whip

    It's true don't trip

    [Verse Two: Dr. Dre]

    What's my name, my name is Mr. Game

    West coast big change Mr. Fame

    Bad bitch scooped her up same ole same

    Fuckin in the drivers seat while I'm switching lanes

    Gettin brains Long Beach, Compton thang

    Shit ain't changed thats how we do the damn thang

    Draws down nuts platinum, let em' hang

    Wife missin 5 a.m., who's to blame

    I'm the reason used maginum is in your range

    and while she bounced out wit me befor you came

    Fuckin lame you be handcuff sluts I banged

    I trippin take em' back shit my nuts is drained

    On everything this dick is shootin novocain

    Have a bitch waitin bus stop, in the rain

    Simple and plain cuz we's be off the chain

    Nigga Nate Dogg pimp game please don't explain

    [Verse Three: Nate Dogg]

    Ring or no ring

    A hoe gone be a hoe

    While you sleepin

    She be creppin out the back door

    Comin to met me, at my honey comb

    Smokin and drinkin dyin to please me

    While real playas keep playin on

    [Bridge: Nate Dogg]

    Playas play on

    Keep playin on

    Ladies playin on, play on

    Keep playin on

    Playas play on, play on

    Ladies play on, play on

    Keep playin on

    Your wife, is my bitch

    Your love, is my trick

    [Chorus: Nate Dogg]

  • So what?

    [Read the article: BFFs no longer? Fox sues Bush Administration]
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    Bush wipes his ass on subpoenas.

  • We must crush all thought which is not our thought

    [Read the article: What's the future of the liberal blogosphere?]
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    We must exterminate all diversity of opinion as reactionary.

  • I was hoping it was Mao's Little Red Book

    [Read the article: Obama to be sworn in on Lincoln Bible]
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    As a devout and fully paid up Salon Liberal I'm sure you do too.

  • There will always be a companion guide to Sex in the City

    [Read the article: Read it and weep]
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    for Salon to cover. And comic books.

  • My internet is better than your internet

    [Read the article: Is the Web helping us evolve?]
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    My internet is a fashionable SALON of brilliant like minded people. You and yours on the other hand, are feckless scum.

  • Obama will wave his wand

    [Read the article: Goodbye to Guantánamo?]
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    And the waters of the Red Sea will crash down on the army of pharaoh.

  • You are all precious snowflakes

    [Read the article: Is the Web helping us evolve?]
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    Now shut up. Thank you.

  • Post # 193

    [Read the article: Some observations after being involved in a Fox News report]
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    Post # 193

  • Explosive

    [Read the article: Swagger tighter than a ... yeast infection?]
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    Like Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

  • Hamas passed a bill allowing for torture and executions

    [Read the article: Goodbye to Guantánamo?]
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    http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3643550,00.html

    And we love those guys.

  • We hate her.

    [Read the article: It's hard to be Caroline Kennedy]
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    Case closed. Appoint an insider with vast 'experience'.

  • 8 of them not shown outside of San Fran and NYC

    [Read the article: The 10 best movies of 2008 ]
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    3 of them I doubt were seen by more than 200 people.

  • Give it 2 months

    [Read the article: Year in Broadsheet]
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    BS will be cancelled. Glenn Greenwald needs more space.

  • Anything with gay people, foreigners and vampires will qualify

    [Read the article: The 10 best movies of 2008 ]
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    Sorry, those are the rules.

  • I hope she is exiled from the US

    [Read the article: Not so fast, Sen. Kennedy]
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    Remember libs, we simply CANNOT mount enough fury and irritation at this interloper. She MUST BE stopped at all costs.

  • I blame

    [Read the article: Happy holidays]
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    the Jews. That is all.

  • She's a witch

    [Read the article: It's hard to be Caroline Kennedy]
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    Burn Her !!!!!!

  • On Lifetime Movie Network

    [Read the article: My restaurant romance could get us both fired]
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    He would have a secret double life and a dead wife who perished under mysterious circumstances. My recommendation is to start sleeping with the cop who rescues you after your boyfriend tries to kill you at the lake house.

  • I do this at hospitals

    [Read the article: The K Chronicles]
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    To score drugs and practice surgery.

  • What about all the good things Hitler did?

    [Read the article: "Valkyrie"]
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    He fought the evil imperialist Zionist America. That at least gets some credit here.

  • This movie must either be really bad or really good

    [Read the article: "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" ]
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    Why? 90% of the posts here aren't from Klytus.

  • The Dog Dies at the end

    [Read the article: "Marley & Me"]
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    spoiler.

  • Without irony, this could be an NPR story

    [Read the article: Tom the Dancing Bug]
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    This American Life.

  • C'mon fess up

    [Read the article: "Valkyrie"]
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    You're just pissed he ALMOST was successful.

  • It lacks satire

    [Read the article: "Revolutionary Road"]
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    "The Devil in Bucks County" would have made a much better movie. It's not weighed down by it's own self serious despair.

  • He also stalwartly defended Slobodan Milosevic

    [Read the article: Speaking truth to power]
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    And formed the core of his defense fund. I guess human dignity is a somewhat malleable term. Or maybe The Harold Pinters of the world are just shit-stirring fools who can't resist poking someone in the eye, anyone.

  • If Maya Angelou wrote the story instead of F Scott Fitzgerald

    [Read the article: "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" ]
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    You'd be falling over yourselves gushing with erotic praise.

  • I hear Hitler doesn't die

    [Read the article: "Valkyrie"]
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    Sorry, spoiler.

  • At least no one dropped the N-Bomb

    [Read the article: WayLay]
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    That's a warcrime, and here in Raleigh NC was successfully used as a justification to beat an old lady to death in the parking lot.

  • Satire becomes documentary

    [Read the article: The year celebrity scandal died]
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    But thankfully the dumber we become the less we are able to grasp that it IS satire.

  • It's Joe Black Meets Joe Black 2.

    [Read the article: "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" ]
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    Just pick any random interminable 2 hour snippet. I'm sure they're all pretty much the same.

  • And having all the other Germans be Brits and Scots is somehow more authentic?

    [Read the article: "Valkyrie"]
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    I'm thinking no.

  • No the problem is the plateau

    [Read the article: The year celebrity scandal died]
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    Crack whores are a dime a dozen. Shoplifting, wife beating, not paying your taxes for 8 years, driving your $140,000 Benz on the sidewalk, high on PCP. Been there done that.

    When a celebrity pulls a Machine Gun Santa, rapes a dying kid, steals a cop car and drives it into a commuter train or dies in a hail of gunfire at the end of a stand off with the DEA while his house and his whole family fries in the fire, THEN I'll pay attention.

    C'mon celebrities, ENTERTAIN us, or die trying. With any luck it will be both.

  • I hope he pardons all the people he executed as Texas governor

    [Read the article: About that pardon...]
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    Especially the ones who were probably not guilty in the first place. That would be hilarious.

  • Until about March or so

    [Read the article: This just in: Americans like Obama]
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    When the promised golden solar powered unicorns don't arrive.

  • People like puppies, crack and obesity too

    [Read the article: This just in: Americans like Obama]
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    So?

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