Ready to drunk golf, grope someone, set something on fire, punch a clubber, puke on a cop. Just be patient for the Naked Brothers in Rehab with Miley Cyrus.

A houseful of 25 year old drunk whores with zero skills or goals. There are no challenges or games on the show, they do nothing and head toward nothing. No one is eliminated and there is no reward at the end. Just be drunk whores and get in fights. Celebrities can't top that because at the least someone thinks they're capable of SOME thing be it singing or not wearing panties or being the ugly fat assed daughter of a dead lawyer. No the future of fame is NOT being famous at all. It's just being. Be drunk. Be on drugs. Be in a barfight. Be pretend insane.

I just watched "The Pacific and Eddy" It's covered in palm leaves from all the Indie Awards.

It is shit. It is 100% shit. Mumblecore is shit. Gus Van Sant is shit too. Indie films are pretty much shit. Reviewers who throw their panties on stage for any twisted piece of shit are morons.

So?

When the promised golden solar powered unicorns don't arrive.

Especially the ones who were probably not guilty in the first place. That would be hilarious.

Crack whores are a dime a dozen. Shoplifting, wife beating, not paying your taxes for 8 years, driving your $140,000 Benz on the sidewalk, high on PCP. Been there done that.

When a celebrity pulls a Machine Gun Santa, rapes a dying kid, steals a cop car and drives it into a commuter train or dies in a hail of gunfire at the end of a stand off with the DEA while his house and his whole family fries in the fire, THEN I'll pay attention.

C'mon celebrities, ENTERTAIN us, or die trying. With any luck it will be both.

I'm thinking no.

Just pick any random interminable 2 hour snippet. I'm sure they're all pretty much the same.

But thankfully the dumber we become the less we are able to grasp that it IS satire.

That's a warcrime, and here in Raleigh NC was successfully used as a justification to beat an old lady to death in the parking lot.

Sorry, spoiler.

You'd be falling over yourselves gushing with erotic praise.

And formed the core of his defense fund. I guess human dignity is a somewhat malleable term. Or maybe The Harold Pinters of the world are just shit-stirring fools who can't resist poking someone in the eye, anyone.

"The Devil in Bucks County" would have made a much better movie. It's not weighed down by it's own self serious despair.

You're just pissed he ALMOST was successful.

This American Life.

spoiler.

Why? 90% of the posts here aren't from Klytus.

He fought the evil imperialist Zionist America. That at least gets some credit here.

To score drugs and practice surgery.

He would have a secret double life and a dead wife who perished under mysterious circumstances. My recommendation is to start sleeping with the cop who rescues you after your boyfriend tries to kill you at the lake house.

Burn Her !!!!!!

the Jews. That is all.

Remember libs, we simply CANNOT mount enough fury and irritation at this interloper. She MUST BE stopped at all costs.

Sorry, those are the rules.

BS will be cancelled. Glenn Greenwald needs more space.

3 of them I doubt were seen by more than 200 people.

Case closed. Appoint an insider with vast 'experience'.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3643550,00.html

And we love those guys.

Like Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Post # 193

Now shut up. Thank you.

And the waters of the Red Sea will crash down on the army of pharaoh.

My internet is a fashionable SALON of brilliant like minded people. You and yours on the other hand, are feckless scum.

for Salon to cover. And comic books.

As a devout and fully paid up Salon Liberal I'm sure you do too.

We must exterminate all diversity of opinion as reactionary.

Bush wipes his ass on subpoenas.

"Your Wife"

(feat. Dr. Dre)

[Chorus: Nate Dogg]

Your wife, my bitch

Your love, my trick

Her mouth, my dick

I fucked, that's it

[Verse One: Nate Dogg]

All night long, I had her on her back in my Cadillac bro

You should of heard her moan, same old song

I made her throw her back out when I sent her home

For better or worse she's

[Chrous: Nate Dogg]

Your wife, my bitch

Your love, my trick

Her mouth, my dick

I fucked thats' it

Straight pimp, no shit

Gave me your chips

I drove, your whip

It's true don't trip

[Verse Two: Dr. Dre]

What's my name, my name is Mr. Game

West coast big change Mr. Fame

Bad bitch scooped her up same ole same

Fuckin in the drivers seat while I'm switching lanes

Gettin brains Long Beach, Compton thang

Shit ain't changed thats how we do the damn thang

Draws down nuts platinum, let em' hang

Wife missin 5 a.m., who's to blame

I'm the reason used maginum is in your range

and while she bounced out wit me befor you came

Fuckin lame you be handcuff sluts I banged

I trippin take em' back shit my nuts is drained

On everything this dick is shootin novocain

Have a bitch waitin bus stop, in the rain

Simple and plain cuz we's be off the chain

Nigga Nate Dogg pimp game please don't explain

[Verse Three: Nate Dogg]

Ring or no ring

A hoe gone be a hoe

While you sleepin

She be creppin out the back door

Comin to met me, at my honey comb

Smokin and drinkin dyin to please me

While real playas keep playin on

[Bridge: Nate Dogg]

Playas play on

Keep playin on

Ladies playin on, play on

Keep playin on

Playas play on, play on

Ladies play on, play on

Keep playin on

Your wife, is my bitch

Your love, is my trick

[Chorus: Nate Dogg]