let me give it a shot:

All you Salonistas, I'll be waiting for you hypocrites to defend the indefensible when it comes to stuff like torture. Remember, as shooter242 has said, now that the Democrat Party is in charge, it all belongs to them! Yes! So, who's to blame for torture?! The dems!

I was talking to my sister, something (or other) and she said, before she heid (hide?) herself off to Whole Foods, that many people here (or should I say "folks") are utterly whatever. I think she's right!

Go Glenn Greenwald! I admire your stuff!

God, you're such a troll!

I new you'd say that. Here's the thing, my friend, either you support freedom or you do not! I myself, speaking from only expierience, have learnt the hardway. I've said more than once that GG is my hero! Well, he is!! I'm not ashamed of that. Are you?

I'll stop here so you can mustard your brain cells to think of how to respond!

This concept is far older and far more basic than the GCs or even the HCs.

Exactly! I hope your reading this Mr. Baldie, because it has the ring of truth, and I think you should now that.

But it's not up to me to say so. Far better for you to stop your hipocracy, stop your lies and stop living life as if it doesn't matter. Supply-side and lower taxes have always been better for people here (America) and if you cannot see that, well, I'm sorry, friend (and I say that losely). Live and learn, citizen!

[forgive my piggybacking, juschultz. I intend no offense, merely a chuckle or two; and it's the last time, promise!]

Okay you fancypants liberals, now don't you see how empty your lives have been and will continue to be unless you join brighstar and tune in and listen and keep your eyes and ears open so you can be filled up with all that "iconoclastic" "thinking" that's filling up brightstar?

Exactly. This is what I was saying (or, what I meant) as my alter-ego, Timothy3.

When will these people understand.

Savage: No, no, when you're socially promoted, you wind up as president of the United States.

Yes. This wasn't about people voting, it was about being socially promoted.

Absolute mormons!

NEWS FLASH: OBAMA WILL SELECT ERIC HOLDER AS NATION"S FIRST BLACK AG

I heard that (about 24 hours ago).

NEWSFLASH : OBAMA WILL SELECT ERIC HOLDER AS NATION"S FIRST BLACK AG!! Glenn's agenda to smear Eric has failed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could swear I read this about half an hour ago.

Please extend him the courtesy of sympathy. He's currently severely depressed because he wasn't chosen as ToD and must reconcile himself to the fact that he's a merely a perennial alsoran.

You're right, and I do extend my sympathies: Good Bye almost ToD.

Frankly My Dear ruined it.

Indeed. I was nearing my apotheosis as a player in, what, GBT gamesmanship?

Here's my most recent offering: Gone But not forGotten. Weak tea, but it's been a long day.

wins.

I'm sober, somber and serious (well, not somber).

CNN is reporting that Janet Napolitano will be Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. If she can't be AG, this is a good place for her to serve.

I await her first meeting with Lieberman's committee. I hope she brings her skewers, to skewer the, um, skewersome Lieberman.

Hope that made sense. If not, shishkabobs for everyone!

@cabby: You know you love that line about country music..give a brother some dap.. come on homey..I give ya a tip on that ride to my crib in the back of your cab..I bet you see a lot of stuff in your back seat.. You ever seen sarah hummim...lol,lol,lol

Foolish Timothy: I hadn't realized we'd warped back to 1977. (my Millennium Falcon, aka the Ford Falcon, is in the shop--and my mechanic, Obi Wan, charges an arm, a leg, and one of those magical light sticks which cuts through butter like butter)

Shaft, he's a bad mother (shut your mouth!) ... what, I'm just talkin' about Shaft!

Ah, the old days. Note that I don't use the word relevance.

Tim now that is what we need in here..some fun..go for it my blue eye soul brother..

I do have blue eyes!

My god, I really am a devil. (And I know this because I promised [kinda] bystander that I would cease and desist)

Be Not The Trout

I promise (again) to avoid such entanglements.

It's just that Huggy Bear, well, is so rhetorically huggable. Still, I shall demonstrate the necessary fortitude to stop my nonsense (which means, get away from the computer and watch television).

Did you overnight those fishnets?

Is this where I come in?

I know I'd like to.

Disgusting, yes.

On the other hand, I've struggled mightily to be troll-worthy and I believe I've succeeded beyond all known human measurements (and I include Sir Isaac Newton and that little-known clerk, Albert Einstein).

As for me enjoying the misery of someone who so callously oversaw the imprisonment of so many people, torture, and as Glenn put it today "Another of them "suffered months of facial paralysis from a brutal beating inflicted by Guantanamo camp soldiers."

You didn't ask me, but this, sir, is not right. Let me disagree. I understand the feeling but, in our collective effort to make a better world, this simply isn't right.

I tend to view such reactions as indicative of people detached--either through perception or lifestyle--from reality.

That's an unfair statement.

I really don't know what else to add to that.

I have no question for you, though your permission is duly noted.

I like that. You are inherently an ass-kicker (do you mind if I say 'inherently'?).

Okay.

It's not for me to give you a hard time.