wtf? If he had taken the vacation during the two weeks between the conference championship and super bowl people would freak out. Sounds to me like Romo was looking past the Giants by sending the message to the team he leads that they didn't need to use all available time preparing for the game. That demonstrates erible leadership skills.

... Clemons doesn't have the consistent personality defects of say a Bob knight. Just look at Clemons stats... they are rather remarkable for an old guy. But then again, cheating is one thing, being a jerk is unforgivable.

If he was on his game he would have said...

1 - I don't remember, what are you talking about? Are you sure? I think your imagining things.

or even better...

2 - I don't remember, I had just finished smoking my weekly dose of crack.

... I am certain there is a common trait all these women share, but I can't define it.

It's amazing how little most women really know about men and sex (especially when compared to how much most women think they actually know).

... is because they are a blast to drive! No matter what your age, the are freaking great. Most people (men and women) can't afford them when the are young so they get them later when they can actually afford it.

Become his biggest fan! Tell him you love him but simply can't compete with him because he is to athletic but that you find it really sexy. Encourage him to constantly increase his speeds and always keep track of his times and whoop and holler every time he beats his previously best. Smile and cheer and be happy for him. I don't think you're going to be a competitive exercise partner but I bet you sure can fill the role of biggest an and supporter. Brag about him and how proud you are of his athletic endeavors. He'll love it. As for you're exercise needs, find some girlfriends to exercise with and have fun.

...as straight and white as those cave people from 12,000 years ago.

Someone upthread made a very good point. Hookers are far more trustworthy than a mistress who can get emotionally involved and really cause problems. Another advantage to the professional is, in the long run, even high priced hookers can cost you less than a quality mistress and the sex will be great.

... are they master of their own domain? It's 3am, I don't want my president to be taking care of business when that phone rings! Or maybe I do, I'm not really sure.

nailed Clinton's persona years prior to the intern story breaking? Obama certainly has his secrets but we will not care anymore about his adventures then we did Clinton's. Let's not be so naive. Remember when Spitzer went after the university financial aid officers? It made us all feel good about how we much we imagine we're getting screwed by the cost of sending our kids to college. But truth is, we all know it is worth it (we wouldn't pay for it otherwise)! But that feeling of self-righteousness is oh so satisfying, maybe even worth a $4,600 four-hour session with a beautiful high priced companion.

... "Cold Case Files." Something to do with high school cheerleaders killing each other or at the very least they are playing on the same emotional brain functions.

... they were charged, I have no doubt (but that's just a political ploy to make folks like you feel good about yourself). Let's wait and see what they are actually convicted of. It will be very little I assure you. And... that they are convicted of anything will only be because they can't afford a decent lawyer.

... that was perfect.

... a lot of folks with ADHD self medicate with pot on a daily basis. It is at least worth looking into, some simple prescription meds may change your life.

... is how tame the tape at NoW really is. I loved Juan Pablo montayo's comments as reported in the Orlando Sentinel, worth reading if you like F1 personalities.

... my two-handed long sword is way cooler than your bronze tipped broad sword!

... what is the story on eating alsakan crab? How about alaskan cob?

... and I'll add that it is one thing to end a friendship, but it's a whole other thing to end the friendship while attempting to destroy her relationship with her boyfriend and to claim a nice moral personal high ground over your ex-friend. That is so chicky. From a guys perspective, you would just be a snitch (no not a b*tch... a snitch - which is much worse).

... move into a retirement community. Or maybe even a retirement home. You'll barely be bothered by the people living around you because they'll more or less be dying (first on the inside, then on the outside). Good luck!

... only one semester. After fall term this kid will never have to pretend to set foot in a classroom. I suspect any kid can fake his way through one semester. And let's face it, Arizona needs this guy!

... is taking after the 18 month old, and not vice versa. Maybe... the dear husband picked up on something the baby is doing... just maybe he picked up on it unconsiously... maybe... you knows...

Obey is good enough, there is no real need for love and honor. (p.s. - I love tv)

... eggs.

... go girl. You have nothing to lose and can always move back later. Live a life. Experiment with it for a couple of years. Who knows what you might find? Maybe you'll discover how much you really love your roots. Or maybe you'll find something else entirely. You will certainly find something, anything.

... you may now me from the simpson's and my very own love of dolphins.

great job king!