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Sunday, September 21, 2008 08:06 PM

Che' Pasa, Ole, Manito! Vamos Nosotros a la Victoria! Siempre!

Did you know that Mao got carried on a kind of combination chair-cot with a surrey on the top up and down those mountains during the so called great march by peasant coolies he despised?

When they dropped from exhaustion, he had them shot or abandoned, and new coolie peasants took their places carrying brave Mao up and down alla dem hills. Did you know he always had a personal chef and staff to make sure he was nice and cozy and well fed with his favorite delicacies?

Now, Che' - he was a real good revolutionary, Manito! He just loved lining up people and having them shot.

So, how do we realize your wishes here: We elect one of Billy Ayers' best friends, and, in the process of trying to please his money mens from wall street and his pwogwessive constituencey, he ends up running our economy into the ground. Sure, you think 5-6% unemployment now is already disasterous, but just wait for the 15 - 30% unemployment he'd achieve with no incentives for capital formation and job creation and just more and more lame gooberment pwogwams which of course will fail.

Be happy Che' Pasa> then you'd get to line up the people you don't like and shoot them too!

Sunday, September 21, 2008 08:07 PM

Che' Pasa, Ole, Manito! Vamos Nosotros a la Victoria! Siempre!

Did you know that Mao got carried on a kind of combination chair-cot with a surrey on the top up and down those mountains during the so called great march by peasant coolies he despised?

When they dropped from exhaustion, he had them shot or abandoned, and new coolie peasants took their places carrying brave Mao up and down alla dem hills. Did you know he always had a personal chef and staff to make sure he was nice and cozy and well fed with his favorite delicacies?

Now, Che' - he was a real good revolutionary, Manito! He just loved lining up people and having them shot.

So, how do we realize your wishes here: We elect one of Billy Ayers' best friends, and, in the process of trying to please his money mens from wall street and his pwogwessive constituencey, he ends up running our economy into the ground. Sure, you think 5-6% unemployment now is already disasterous, but just wait for the 15 - 30% unemployment he'd achieve with no incentives for capital formation and job creation and just more and more lame gooberment pwogwams which of course will fail.

Be happy Che' Pasa> then you'd get to line up the people you don't like and shoot them too!

Sunday, September 21, 2008 08:23 PM

Hate to disappoint Bammush et all da pwogwessives

And "totally" whatever is totally like screwed.

Like being an Obamabot comes easily to folks who say totally alla da time and like say like alla da tyme.

Early indicators say rally, and Nancy P has no Fannie May or AIG left to sell cause these stoopid companies are already in the toilet, trading at 0.

England and France: Up 9%

Germany: Up 6%

Even Japan: Up 1+%

But Che, take heart, The Cuban market can't go lower than 0 - they still got a socializt paradise there, my frem.

Sunday, September 21, 2008 08:33 PM

Sorry Pete

Hank was a football star at Dartmouth College; played offensive line like a madman; offensive linemen are the unsung worker bees of a football team and Hank did this for 4 years straight, protecting his QB's and plowing holes for his backs, and would have starred at his position at Ohio State or USC, he was so good.

Just look at the man and tell me you would rather mess with him than Sandy Weill or Robbie Rubin, the robotic Obamabots.

Sunday, September 21, 2008 08:40 PM

Hollygolightly please

You sure are some cogent, bitter hen, ain't cha?

Are you gonna vote for Obaba twice - from your precinct on the Upper West Side and your absentee ballot from Palm Beach too?

Sunday, September 21, 2008 08:47 PM

Oy Vey, Ghandi, I am telling you!!! You should not be wishing for market meltdowns.

You are rather late in coming to Australia, my frem.

You must have arrived after 1945, sir, after we made sure the Aussies would not have to spend the rest of their lives speaking Japanese.

You are a minority of one in Aussie Land, dear Swami. Unlike the French who will never forgive us from liberating them from the Nazis, most Aussies like us Yanks, and recognize that the Obamabots would again take the easy road to appeasement and the consequences of that are, like really bad, like really really like bad, sir.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 05:35 PM
Original article: My candidate, myself

keep up the bad work

Quotations from Salon are an important vehicle to fire up McCain-Palin voters.

Just look at Real Clear Politics dot com these days.

Keep up the good worms, my elete brothers, mothers and sisatas.

Keep up the good works, my frems!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 07:58 PM

What will you do when Obaba looses?

Will you riot?

Will you diet?

Will you move?

Will you groove"

Will you eat?

Will you cheat?

Will you move to France?

Will you do a dance?

Will you go to Rome?

Will you eat a bone?

Will you blame your cat?

Will you hit a bat?

Will you give up lox?

Will you not wear socks?

Will you forget to pee?

Will you go to sea?

Will you go to bed?

Will you wish you're dead?

What will you do?

I'm really worried about you guyz!

I'm loading up on emergency supplies!

Don't forget to remember Mars

Our first journey to the stars

Marx on Mars

Marx on Mars

Please remember to nod

So you get your Moon pod

Get it now get it soon

You'll just love your time on Moon

Then you'll rocket to the planet red

Just as soon as you go to bed

Never mind the lack of air

Things will still be great up there

Everyone will want to share

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