But, in Glennn's smug, pretentious, self referential and self reverential world, he can sit in his left leaning glass Tower of Pissant and throw pebbles. Pebbles, my friends, because Glennn is an insufferable fart. George Washington could hop a stone across a river whilst little Glennn can barely drop pebbles on Don Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.

It is not enough to have a televised press conference or speech or town hall meeting each and every fucking day. He has become more popular than Galinda was in "Wicked." The public all over the world will clamor for more Obama, every day, all day. All night too. Soon there will be a kind of "Truman Show Obama" with TV/IPhone coverage of his every moment. There will even be coverage of Obama pissing and craping, like the conversation at work will be, "like did you hear him grunting on the crapper last night? Wasn't it wonderful, seeing him practice the next speech while squeezing out some turds?"

The Obama phenomena will spread throughout the world. Even the Russians will want to see him brushing his teeth and pontificating about how much he cares about those Chrysler assembly line workers calling in sick and getting their free massage therapy.

There will be a world famous Broadway show, "O" which will be all about Obama. People will paint his likeness on the sides of their homes, and get Obama tatoos in their most sensitive places.

The Republicans will even come to love him. They will give him is own tame elephant to ride around Washington on. This man will become more renowned than King David or Peter the Great ever was. Before you know it, he will be likened to Buddah, Mohammed and Jesus. Thousands of sick people will crowd around the White House fence every day, convinced that his presence will cure them.

No wonder the health care stocks are crashing. Who needs medicine when we have Him?

Who would have thought that a slick slacker who grew up smoking weed in Hawaii could not only become The President of the USA, but could also bring people together into Obama orgasms all over the world?

The operative word in your cute little piece is TORTURE of course.

The torture bullshit is your convenient way to demonstrate that you are not only clever, you are morally superior.

How wunnerful!

Oh, you mean Roxana is not yet another excuse to attack his hated Israel?

OK

Marcy, Greenwalt et all would be insisting on "Truth Commissions" just like the 9/11 Commission.

Fingers would have been pointed at officials who did not do enough to prevent an additional 39, 472,598 civilian deaths.

Sorry, but this did not happen, and now you leftoid divas and idiots can have your "torture" parties, which may resonate with a few on the fence, but which actually paints you into a rather silly corner.

But consequences seldom matter to adolescents having tantrums.

Apparently not. Self righteous hypocrites on the left require enemies, so they obsess about evil conservatives. They objectify people who disagree with their endless handouts and appeasement.

Hatred is a fundamental part of the pwogwessive schtick. Hatred and class envy from a collection of self absorbed, privileged twits can only accomplish so much in a nation where everyone would like to get rich and where everybody would like to go to work without having to jump out of a 40th floor window later in the morning.

Remember Daniel Pearl?

He was a nice liberal Jewish journalist, who was not gay, but, like Glennn, he was not very Jewish.

Maybe Glennn and others like him can volunteer to be beheaded.

Why not?

And like your brethren in Beserkeley and Gaza City and Damascus and Cairo (not Cairo, Il.), don't you have your own copy of the video of Dan P getting his head sliced off?

Why not take a few moments to 'splain why this was done to him?

Was it all special effects and the real Daniel Pearl is still sipping cappuchino down there on University Avenue? Or did something kinda bad really happen to him?

Please 'splain.

The Utashas have redrafted you.

Report to Zagreb at once.

Summer uniform with lightning rods required.

It's bad enough that Islamic Terrorists do not like outwardly gay men, most of them also take a dim view of dogs as well, so my initial idea that Glennn could volunteer to take in some of these mens and retrain them as dog walkers for busy Washingtonians always on the run with parties and temporary foreign assignments and the like, I just wonder how Glennn can really help our new President deal with this issue in a constitutionally sound and intelligent and compassionate way.

Glennn, being our top humanitarian, might need some reformed insurgents to watch the doggies when he travels to N. Korea to make sure his fellow journalists are being treated with the constitutionally guaranteed niceties of the N Korean Constitution.

He must be up there in some kinda Gestapo Heaven for self hating Jews, whispering in Gwennn's ear about Zionists and helping GG print out Noam Chomsky pish and Bill MOOyers sanctimoneous piddle.