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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 07:42 PM

@EJ -- When Glennn came out to his parents, they were soo relieved.

Mummie said to Daddy, "Well, Daddy, at least our baby didn't show up with some Jewish girl and announce that he had gone kosher and was moving to Israel!"

And, when is he going to speak out against those Navy Seals, who unilaterally, and with no UN resolutions to back them up, employed disproportionate force against three seafaring ecologists of color, and summarily executed them, like bang bang bang?

And, I am like where is the outrage?

Like, where are Glennn's priorities these days?

What's like gotten into him?

Does he really like need a sabbatical?

Maybe we should like take a vote.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009 08:09 PM

00000 n0000000 it's my ex:

Like check the alley, dude.

Someone's trying to steal your bike.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009 08:20 PM

Yes, Omolette, he could like add to that Cohen guy's article about the happy Jews of Iran.

He could write like a whole book on the happy gays of Iran.

Tehran and San Fran could become like sister cities.

They could like exchange floats in their annual gay, lesbian, bi and transgender community parades, and this might even like encourage Vladdy Putin to come out.

The whole world could like explode into a like rainbow dance of progressive harmony and piece.

Thursday, April 16, 2009 06:08 PM

'HOW DARE THEY!' Isn't this what most of you are saying?

Instead, why don't at least some of you stop being so smug and arrogant? Why not listen to what a lot of good citizens are saying? Why not just listen and think, and take a bief time out from smug liberal certainies?

The majority of stalin.com would gladly line many of these people up against a wall and shoot them, and murder the rest of their spirits in modern day gulags.

Aren't there just one or two of you who is willing to listen?

Don't a few of you have enough curiosity to wonder what would probably again happen in a tax and spend wonderland?

Couldn't there again be shortages, rationing and scapegoates?

Don't some of you want to ask yourselves what has happened before as a result of your progressive medicine?

Yes, a lot of people have gotten obscenely rich as a result of their corrupt connections. Havn't a lot of these scum bags been very close to politicians like Barney Frank?

Isn't it true that they are not the same as the successful families who have busted their ass?

Why is it so hard to understand why they don't want to be punished when they have played by the rules?

Why punish successful families who work hard while giving a pass to the well connected Chicago types?

What is it that makes you so sure that pelosi's and 0bama's policies will, this time, have a different result?

Are they so much better than their clueless counterparts who tried all this rubbish before?

Saturday, April 18, 2009 08:24 AM

Gosh, Glennn twitters too. Is this obsessive compulsive or what?

Of course this does not help our enemy. I mean like why should we have to have like enemies in the first place? If we just learned to be nicer wouldn't we all get along?

Why would it have to help AQ if they knew that our female interrogators liked to interrogate them in their panties? Maybe many of them would turn themselves in if they knew that.

But, honestly, I am glad Glennn is so obsessed and focused on the legal rights of homicidal terrorists. If we have to keep releasing these guys after the difficult process of catching them, won't they want to be nicer?

This is probably why Glennn says nothing about Roxana Saberi.

Years ago, the Iranians jailed another uppity female journalist. After she mysteriously died in prison, her family and friends were allowed to take her body. She had been raped, and all her fingernails had been pulled out.

I am glad Glennn is sophisticated enough not to mention the modest flaws of Iranian justice.

Selective outrage and faux outrage and fire yourself up into a lather over nothing outrage is his game.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 07:20 PM

Who is the fat chick with the curly hair?

Has 0bama maliciously outed a CIA female?

Where is the outrage?

What if we learn she was one of those babes at Gitmo who interrogated the Islamicist mens in her panties?

I would expect they coughed up all their crimes immediately rather than bear another moment of having those panties bearing down on them, I would.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 07:24 PM

I am so glad we can always count on Glennn to expose those filty bathturd Jews.

What would we do without him?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 07:51 PM

Inshalla, O Holy God, please do not take off those panties and force me to sniff them!

Or something like that.

It's outragious.

It is.

Friday, April 24, 2009 06:07 PM

The real torture is Glennnnn Greenwort's Bush derangement syndrome.

It goes on and on and on and on..............and on and on and on and on.......

and on and on.......

In the meantime, Glennn says nothing about his fellow journalists jailed without cause in North Korea and Iran.

Does he have any idea what is happening to them? Does he care about them?

Does he remember a previous lady journalist jailed in Iran. Her body made it clear she had been raped and there were no fingernails. But our fearless journalist Glennn praises a fellow leftoid who went to Iran and found only happy Jews there.

And, what of Dr. Oscar Biscet in Cuba?

Can someone explain the obvious alliance between the left and Islamic extremists?

Do mens like Glennn look forward to being castrati in their courts?

Friday, April 24, 2009 06:17 PM

Well, Arnie Logostomo, he did lie under oath, which is kind a shabby for a POTUS, right?

And, Arnie, what about all of those very necessary laws which were supposed to prevent the boss from getting free blow jobs from the help?

What about that, my frem? Why did he get a pass? Can you imagine some big shot corporate executive having his own personal blow job specialist intern doing him in the inner sanctum of his corporate executive suite?

Hello, Arne? What would happen to him, my frem?

You would not be like all of your other leftoid frems reporting for duty here, would you, and indulging in very selective bouts of outrage, sir, would you?

Sunday, April 26, 2009 06:37 AM
Original article: Mel Gibson's family values

Glennn Greenwald is a far worse anti-smite than Gibson will ever be, never missing an opportunity to single out Jews and their homeland for special opprobrium.

And, how does Frances Kissling know what Mel Gibson believes?

Maybe he is just as subtle as Frances thinks she is. Maybe having 7 kids is a wonderful thing. Maybe Ms. Kissling is the phreak.

I have a feeling Gibson would go to his oldest child and say, "Danny/Danielle, I'm just as sinful as anybody else, and I can screw up just as bad as anybody else, OK?"

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