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Had I known you wuz Irish, I would have simply said, "'er U go, laddy boy, 'ave another pint O Guiness on me, me, Laddy!!"
Ya know, lad, the really smart Irish came here, they did. Now they run places like Boston and Cheekago, they do. Some of the richest personal injury lawyers in the USA is Irish.
If yer granny kame her, laddy, you'd be a big politician or lawyer or real estate multi-millionaire , by now.
I know you, I really do, lad.
The last tyme I wuz in Dublin, Lad, we had a taxi driver take us to the airport. Didn't know we wuz Jews, since he probably never met any. So, he went on an on about his ooncle who was one of the great Irish Patriots, killed some English secret service boys in their beds on the morning sunrise the great battle broke out. He went on to say, he did, that it were the Jews, (him never having actually met a one of us, so he din't know we wuz sume of the hated Jews), he said, "the Jews, they always claim they be so persecuted, while it wuz us Irishmen who wuz persecuted the most."
So, now I get it, Steal. Y'er Ok by me now.
Y'er Irish and there's nothin' like Ireland, I'll agree. There's no place like St. Stephen's Greeen, no place like The Cliffs of Mohr.
You Irish got a problem with Jews, but you got a problem with everybody else too, especially the English, so you are not a Jew hater, ye'r just Irish, and that 'splains it, Lad, it do.
And, they can't hurt us with words, can they?
Sticks and stones, right?
But, what about this oddball Gwennn fellow?
There he goes pretending he's some kinda objective, fair journalist, writing down thousand of words day after day.......bla bla blah, bla bla blah, bla bla blah.........
And, all he is is a self hating Jew, who, just like Steal can't get over being Irish, Glennnn can't get over being gay.
Ain't dat a weird piece of cake?
You da man! For me, it was Holy Spirit Church and School. We called it Holy Shit.
I can't believe how relieved I was to find that Steele is just another crazy Irishman. I love the Irish. My favorite pal in college was Irish, and always had a case of Guiness under his bunk.
I visited so often, he started calling me Sean O'Newberry.
You sound like a wonderful Daddy, Lad, a wonderful Daddy indeed.
Glennn is a schmuck.
That's all. He's a conceited little left wing schmuck. It's such a shame. If only he had some fear of The Angel of Death, he wouldn't be such a supercilious momser. His Bubby must be turning over in her grave, poor thing.
I was the only Jew to box. At 146, they made me spar with the heavy weights, I was one angry, fatherless Jew, I was.
The only Jew who started on the football team, one of my many wonderful Italian team mates. "Killer Callabresi" who was sometimes just called "Mafia." announced that I wuz too rough to be a Jew (they all played golf, tennis or the girly sport of basketball), and he made me an "Honorary Wop."
Next to my son's Bar Mitzvah, it was the proudest day of my life.
Because, Steel, you just love to spout any bit of Jew-hating garbage you can find.
It's like you make your living repeating falsehoods about Jews and Israel, and then you have the gall (get it?) to say Jews have a persecution complex.
Tough shit, Steele. You really are the steal the worst with your cockamamey theories which do not mask at all your pissant hatred of Jews.
There is a terrible strain of it among the Irish. Maybe too many of your Priests and Nuns taught you too much about "Christ Killers," is that it, you frigging wierdo?
You'd love Pat Buchanon a wonderful example of your breed who as a teen, used to join his older brother beating up the Jewish lads whose parents had the audacity to move into their once Jew free neighborhood near Washington DC.
I wish one of those skinny Jew boys wuz me, Irish. I would have kicked his fucking Irish ass real good.
And the Croats were especially good Nazis, Steal.
I know all about your wonderful Croat Heritage. Now that the Russians own all of your best sea side real estate, where will you go?
Ireland? Isn't that where the Croats had to go wait on tables, there was nothing to do, no jobs for yobs back in beautiful Zagreb?
Progressives imagine a perfect world in which they can do nothing other than write progressive columns about progressivism. Some people out there will sew their clothing, grow and harvest their food, and provide them with lovely homes.
Conservatives understand that human beings are fundamentally flawed, but spiritual beings who can strive to be better than apes, and who must work to provide for themselves and the others they care about.
I know it is ideologically necessary to view Jefferson as a rapist. You probably have a higher regard for Charles Manson than you do for Thomas Jefferson which is a commentary on just how bitter a petty little impotent leftoid axhole you are.
And, what of the slavery which goes on today in N. Africa in Muslim cultures you so cherish?
Is rape OK when Arab's and black allies of the Arabs do the raping?
Have you asked your muse, Noam, about Trotsky, my frem.
Like you, he was an entirely secular leftoid Jew who kept complaining complaining, kvetching and kvetching.
I just hope you will listen to the warnings, when and if you might have become such a thorn in the side of the happy 0bababistas, that they would feel obligated to plant an ax in you head too.
Why not just celebrate the coming of THE ONE, along with your fellow leftoids?