You may be about to elect a cypher, someone "Lotus Feet" brilliantly described as the projection of you liberals' hopes and wishes, and delusions I may add.

Today's cover story in the NY Times spends pages of small print vainly trying to erase Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dohrn from his Obama's closest circle of friends and associates. The article actually describes my relationship with my closest friend. We live in the same neighborhood and see each other irregularly. We have served on boards together and have worked together to help several organizations, and we have been to each others homes. I guess the NYT was trying to say that because Barry Zero didn't share drinks with the former and still unrepentant terrorist every Friday night down at Jimmy's, they really only had a casual acquaintance and were not among each others' best friends.

The article and the regular cast of Saloon Obamabots also go to great pains to NOT refer to the radical, Saul Alinsky inspired group, Acorn, which this very day is continuing its practice of registering made up voters to help elect their favorite radical.

Most of you are well educated, but education can sometimes compound our worst human trait which is arrogance.

You may not be what Joe Conason calls "dumb," but you are intellectually lazy to constantly repeat the latest politically correct mantra that our current economic crisis has been caused by a lack of regulation by the Bush Administration. You do not want to take the time to see that Democrat fingerprints are all over this mess. You could, if you wanted to, and if your were not so smug, try to read up on the horrible consequences of The Community Reinvestment Act and it's protection and expansion by the Clintonites and by Democrats in Congress year after year. You could, if you were not so full of your smug complacency and certitude, take a clear look at a monster of an organization called Fannie Mae.

Your intellectual dishonesty could destroy all that we should all hold dear about this country.

The Community Reinvestment Act is another supposedly well intentioned but I think cynical Democrat sponsored give away gone bad. It's gone so bad that it may have torpedoed our economy so badly that we will have to be both very lucky and very good over the next decade or two not to be faced with the end of our nation as we know it.

You Democrats saw no problem with promising the impossible: titles to property with no equity, no personal history of solvency and credit worthy behavior. The horror of it all is you can and you will make things even worse if you get the chance next month.

Our prosperity has been driven right on the edge of a cliff, and we could loose our freedom

and our democracy and everything we hold dear and have come to take for granted thanks to your arrogance.

Keep cooking, dude!

If this here Saloon had any integrity (it don't), you'd get two stars for that one.

When she makes fun of bloviating Joe

When she giggles

When she's sworn in

When they serve whale meat at the WH

Are you such a beauty

Are you jealous of her cutie?

With savants like you,

With your true genius,

Can we not be far from a brave new age?

All Hail Barry and Michelle!

A new world, a new day, a new earth.

With wisdom like Sondrop's

Can we be on the edge of a new abyss

Let the new world begin

Why not try something new

Nevermind you havn't a clue

With savants like you,

With your true genius,

Can we not be far from a brave new age?

All Hail Barry and Michelle!

A new world, a new day, a new earth.

With wisdom like Sondrop's

Can we be on the edge of a new abyss

Let the new world begin

Why not try something new

Nevermind you havn't a clue

The Keating 5 was not the Keating 10

Only one was a Republican

John Mc Cain was the only one

He's spent the rest of his time fighting greed

This is something he can never heed

So why does sailor boy have such fun?

But the spinning is all that matters

So what if he leaves the truth in tatters?

And 'Stroger may or may not be crooked?'

Give us a break, we're not that stupid.

And Reverend Wright?

The truth really sears

He listened to him for TWENTY years

So Bawaka is really a very left wing guy

He lives in a mansion

Now that is sly

Billy Ayers and Bodama were the best of friends

They spent millions by the tens

They did "some bad things" hello hello

Not if the murdered your father in law

The ultimate con man, Baruch Obaba

President Presidential

Barry Zero

Let's forget what he's done for the past 20 years

Let's focus on what he says today

Nevermind uptight Reverend Wright

Nevermind the missing in action weatherdude

Nevermind the corrupt Rezko who may be talking

Yup, he may be talking

How did Michelle get her big house

Nevermind Stroger

Nevermind "present"

What is he saying?

The great debator

New Years Eve

You can watch reruns of Mister Bullshit winning the debates

You can wonder how he lost in a landslide

Bill denounces his minister, Sylvester Felini. "Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up!"

Bill sends his Comrad and namesake, Bill, ("Terrorist Bill") to a commune in Shasta County.

- "Don't come back, Bill, until after I've won."

Bill calls Hillary, "Can you help me out, this McCat guy really was a hero, what do I do?"

Bill tells Michelle: "Stop saying 'where is MY trust fund?' we almost got it licked.