Draw on his experience as an acolyte of Alinsky? You know, The Alinsky School of Economics.

Did it ever occur to you, Walter, that the economy and the market are in the process of discounting the 50-50 possibility of an Obaba Presidency?

You know, Wally, things could get much worse.

Unemployment was 22% to 30% during the depression and now it is 5%-6%.

A lot of companies like Walmart, Deere and McDonalds are actually growing and hiring more employees.

What would Barry Zero do for all the employees of J&J, Proctor & Gamble, Apple and Pepsi? Bash their companies, screw their shareholders, second guess their leaders? That's a wonderful prescription for 'change,' right, Walter?

How about nationalizing the dastardly oil companies like the very progressive leadres of Venezuela?

Maybe she is one of them dominatrixes!

Her legs are awesome!

Tune into Fox this very minute, my frems.

You mean her lake is not as pristine as Lake Tahoe?

Hello, what about The Sea of Azov?

What about Lake Baikkal?

Then, there is always Deal Lake, in Asbury Park, right?

I used to fish for carp there and now all the carp you can find are librals carping about meanspirited Wepubwicans.

Hey, the Atlantic Ocean near Newark has been getting pretty polluted too.

That's her fault too, right?

Then they got all these fishes getting pulled out of the sea all over the oceans.

It's a Republican conspiracy, right?

All these dedicated hunters and fishers wanna do is turn our seas, oceans and lakes and rivers into dead, polluted wastelands, right?

Nobody but you refined pwogwessive elite people care about the environment, only you, and, unless we elect Barry O, even the Chesapeake Bay will become polluted.

You mean it is already polluted, after all of them good Democrat Maryland officials had the last 100 years to reverse the death of so many crabs, oysters and blue fish and stripped bass?

Yep, Sarah keelt alla dem fishes, she did, yup!

These mens do not buy all the paranoia about Republicans.

So many successful gays are hard working entrepreneurs, why should they want to elect a conceited snob who would turn their paychecks into cash registers for his pet projects?

Do you ever tyre of being such a twit?

There once was a man named Glenn

Who had the odour of a henn

Squawk Squawk Squawk

Squawk Squawk Squawk

He's not Glenn Miller

He's not a killer

Glenn Greenwald's his name

Obamabot is his his fame

His arguments are tiresome and lame

Squawk Squawk

Squawk Squawk

There once was a man named Wally

Who often engaged in folly

His name is Shapiro

Which rhymes with zero

He's not a hero

He's beginning to see

It's not you and me

They look at Obamas

A goof in Pajamas

Renown

Or a clown?

So what people would pick

A phony so slick?

What will he do

When the election is through

I think he's a clown

He'll jump up and down

There once was a guy named Barry

Who had a generous house fairy

He put the fix in

His name's Antonin

He was a soldier for Stroger

We know Stroger's a louse

Now Michelle's got a big house

It's all very strange

It's all about change

It's not about art fairs

When you look at Bill Ayers

Yes BHO's got a past

So how can he last?

Remember that preacher?

Remember that teacher?

Twenty years in that church

Then he left in a lurch

Is AIDS a Jew plot

Methinks it was not

Is that a pretentious name or what, sir?

How about a truly grandiose name, something like "Number One Mensa Intellektual"?

Then again, someone who cheer leads this Saloon's ridiculous yellow web journalism might want to call hisself:

"Doofus"

How about a windfall profit tax on LAWYERS?

Especially the personal injury and class action slugs like Edwards who walk away from trumped up cases with millions of dollars in their pockets?

What, you can't champion that because so many of them are massive Democrat donors!

OK, then, how about a hypocrite tax on clean energy and low energy fans who oppose windmills where they might see them and who live in mansions which burn maybe three - four times the energy of the average American home?

Oh, you can't do that because it would have to include all your leadres except for Kucinich and you'd have to give back 2/3 of the money coming into Democrat coffers!

Well then, let's see here.

How about a bullshit tax?

Since you are one of the "elite," Glenn, could you pleeze 'splain to us unwashed non elite barbarians:

1. What kind of income Ms. Gorelick, Bubba Clinton's former Number One Assistant Attorney General, received as a top executive of Fannie Mae?

2. What did she do to earn these millions during the past 7 years or so?

3, How many other former Clintonians were top 1 million dollars plus a year Fannie Mae and Freddie Mack officials who participated in this gravy train?

4. Which party championed this "Community Reinvestment Act" boondoggle? You know this wunnerful plan which made banks and S&L's give out mortgages with no down payments to people who could not pass any normal credit checks.

Hello Glenn!

Glenn, you're such a smart fellow, you can 'splain this real good, right?