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Thursday, November 13, 2008 07:14 PM

Secretary of State would be wunnerful:

She would really scare Putin. He'd immediately promise and keep his promise not to invade his neighbors anymore, especially when he is meeting with Hillary (who was named after the man who first conquered Everest, until it was discovered she was lying)

She would be the best person to outlaw blow jobs, as totally anti feminist.

The right to not have to give a blow job would be right up there with the right to have abortions.

There would be a worldwide campaign against blow jobs.

Any man expecting blow jobs from women would be ostracized.

There would be a world wide anti blow job campaign.

It will be hilarious.

Thursday, November 13, 2008 07:01 PM
Original article: Obama surfs through

I have consulting with my psychiatrist:

He tells me libralz womenz hate Sara because she actually comes.

Thursday, November 13, 2008 05:41 PM

Wack Job Leftists Unite -- Demand that Tony Rezko be pardoned by Bush now

Send the families of cops murdered by Weather Underground to Cuba.

Give the Guantanamo inmates free housing in Southampton now.

Mobilize

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 07:39 PM
Original article: Obama surfs through

Big Brother Barrack looks like Mister Peanut.

How long will it take to destroy America?

How can this be prevented?

Is Stalin dot com (salon.com) ready for the whirlwind?

Will Camille be one of the first to jump ship and try to prevent us from becoming Venezuela?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 07:17 PM

Where is MY trust fund?

Did she really say that?

Rebecca, please investigate this to your fullest.

OK?

Did anyone notice that the redistribution, the collectivism, the higher taxes on the most productive, and the trade wars Barry and Michelle are about to ignite have one historical result? --

We all become equally impoverished.

It's like trickle up poverty.

Or, trickle down poverty from the Harvard elite.

This is what markets have been telling you.

Did you wonder why Robert Rubin and Larry Sommers look like such sour pusses?

Hello!!!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 06:54 PM
Original article: Obama surfs through

It's all about style, Camille

With I guess a few reservations around the edges about who these friends of Barry O really are.

Is it chilling that close friends celebrate the murders of innocents, identified by twisted souls as enemy?

Is it chilling that, in spite of the kool, chic Michell, something goes horribly wrong whenever this woman opens her mouth?

I guess Camille was too busy to comment on Jeremiah Wright.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 06:43 PM

Stalin.com is more like it, boyz and girlz! Stalinist Salooniks have won and they are so giddy, they have yet to notice that their world is dissolving.

Keep up the good wurk, braindead librals!

To know yuz is not to luv yus.

Arrogant ignoramuses will faint as their wealth continues to evaporate as Obabaland replaces America with a larger version of Cheekago Rules to run a nation.

Just you wait, gurlz and boyz!

The donkeys have taken over the zoo. The grown ups are leaving stage right.

Are you having lots and lots of fun yet?

Alfred E Neuman's of the world have united. "What me worry?" should be your credo.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 11:36 AM
Original article: Obama's designated a--hole

Democrats should be very glad Rahm Emanuel is not a Republican.

I welcome his rise.

This of course causes cognitive dissonance in the self-hating Jews wing of the Democratic Party. "Rahmbo" is an observant Jew, and his parents were Israeli born. His affection for Israel is real and deep.

Although I find his political affinities somewhat mystifying, he is clearly an ace, and he helps me understand alpha Democrats. They are very smart and very successful. They honestly believe that they will remain comfortably on top. No matter how much collectivism and redistribution they engage in, they believe we will remain a meritocracy, and they believe they will remain on top of the heap.

Here is an extremely intelligent Jew who is not a neo conservative. I wonder if he and so many others have had the time and the patience to read and ponder the thoughts of Milton Friedman, Friedriech Hayek and Ronald Reagan. I wonder because neo conservatism is the logical extension of liberal thought.

People like this really love being in power, the ultimate rush. This raises many risks: Will they over reach? Will they become bullies? Will power remain so important that they sacrifice core values and beliefs?

Hayek warned of "a fatal conceit."

Each of us has a life to live and many choices to make. It is a very big challenge to turn back from a chosen path, even when that path leads to destruction and devastation.

Emanuel is very bright, but intelligence is not the same as wisdom. He has been wise and nimble enough to move from Clinton to Obama.

What will he do in the coming years? Will he have to make a stand and depart from his passionate certainties because history is not unfolding the way he thought it would be?

Will his decisions make our world better or worse?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 06:13 PM
Original article: Condi Rice on Obama

Joan: Is this just your typical patronizing liberal crap?

Or, is it full fledged Stalinist vilification?

How dare Rice take a different path from yours, is that what you think?

While you are taking your victory lap, did it occur to you to be gracious?

Why are you such an angry witch?

Monday, November 3, 2008 04:36 AM

Obamabot Propaganda Central: the Saloon 24/7 Noise Machine?

You'd think that, after so many years of Bush and high Republican numbers in Congress, that every Family Planning clinic would be shuttered by now.

If our markets have not yet helped you worry about some real looming problems, try to think for yourselves for just a minute.

Recently Canada tried to force unionization on Walmart, and Walmart decided to leave Canada.

Do you really want to disallow free trade? Do you like the prospect of trade wars like we had in the 30's? Do you want John Deere, Boeing, Apple, Cummings Engine, Pfizer, Caterpiller and Proctor & Gamble to have to cut back and fire hundreds of thousands of workers because we have no international markets left? Do you think the Chicago Democratic Machine would do a better job of running these companies? Do you want corrupt unions running our corporations?

Small businessmen are responsible for more new jobs than all the big corporations put together and Democrats are planning to punish the most successful. That would be great for prosperity and employment, right?

But, you folks are precious. Just keep obsessing about abortion, ladies.

Abortion rights is the most important thing in the world.

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