Natan Sharansky would be polite to him too.

Sharansky was so polite to his Russian guards, they came to respect and love him for his honest willingness to debate with them and to treat them as fellow human beings.

Today, in the WSJ, Sharansky details exactly what is going on here in the anti-Israel propaganda campaign. The article is entitled "How the U.N. Perpetuates the 'Refugee' Problem"

Keep up the bad work, you stoopid, leftoid bigots.

I still do not understand why Glenda is so lacking in balls, he will not agree to reciprocate, and test his own 'progressive' mettle against his 'right wing' counterparts.

GWEN:

Why not start a regular debate here, inviting the following opponents to your suecidal beliefs to exchange opinions and perspectives with your I think utterly lame beliefs:

1. Tomorrow and every Wednesday you could exchange ideas and debate Natan Sharansky.

2. Thursdays you could run circles around Charles Krauthammer (or would you be afraid of a grown man in a wheel chair?).

3. Fridays you could lay waste to Canada's wonderful Marc Steyn.

4. We'll give you both of the Sabbath days off, Gwen, to help you recover from the spanking of three very bad days for your knee jerk, liberal, oblivious thought.

5. Monday you can have someone easy: How about Michelle Malkin? Do you think you'd score well with her?

6. How about Michael Savage on Tuesdays. He'd be real nice to you, I'm sure.

7. Wednesdays? How about me. I bet you think you've easily bested me on your own, self absorbed site. Let's go for it, Gwen. I could easily take you to the wood pile as a self hating Jew who is determined to remain clueless in your devotion to "progressive" suecidalism.

When I read Glen's anti Israeli, selective outrage crap, I feel the same kind of nausea and revulsion I feel when there are idiot "Jews For Jesus" blocking my way on the Madison St. Bridge.

My own Mum enjoyed calling certain fellow members of our tribe the K word, so I know about self-hating Jews up close and personal.

Luckily, I learned as a young man recently home from Vietnam that ours is a great religion, upon which other great religions have been built.

We gave the world a sense of shame and ethics. We gave you the notion of consequences, an explanation of 'karma,' because you reap what you sew.

We were the first that I know of to recognize our responsibility to help each other and to respect the value of every human life.

I won't now go into what we've received in return.

Maybe if Glen could read the work of the great Rabbis like Jacob Milgrom and Elliot Gertel, he'd get over his rather obvious self-loathing at being a Jew.

Stop!

You need not go to that night job cleaning up toxic waste with rubber gloves.

I am preparing a wonderful Purim feast for you and Glenda down here near Scottsdale.

Then we can do Aliah, and move to Jerusalem, where straights and gays are equally welcome, as long as they are Jewish.

You are Jewish, I am telling you, Dirthbag. So, stop with the complaining already.

Gwen will be coming too!

Dear Dirthy:

I have advice for you.

It is my duty, my boy.

You are Jewish. I am your father. So stop bad mouthing Israel. It is your homeland too. We could always go there whenever we want, and, let me tell you, Sabras are hot hot hot.

Please leave that depressing, rainy place along that bleak Pacific Coast where the sun seldom shines. You could come live with me down here in Arizona, full of sunshine, for some time, until you get your ax in order. There are lots of nice Jewish divorcees down here with very good tans and nice firm buttocks still, who would be happy to get to know you.

About 40 years ago, I was kinda destitute in Berkeley California and answered an ad in the paper (The Berkeley Barb) for Ivy League sperm donors. I am very familiar with how to gain access to supposedly confidential computer data, so I've been able to find you, my boy. I should have thought about who would be using my precious sperms, but I did not.....and, there you are, my Son.

I want you to come down here to our big ranchero outside of Scottsdale, catch a few rays and meet the rabbi.

OK?

Cheers,

Daddy Zoltan

ps: I am Glenda's Daddy too. The reason you resonate so well with him is that he is your brother, something like Azur and Aslan (or whatever!) His Mumsy visited the same bank in Boston a few years after you were conceived, whilst I was doing my post doc at 'arvard.

Hamas, Hezbollah, Al Aqsa Martyrs, Al Queda et all do not like gays. They sometimes even call Israeli soldiers 'gay.' Like, it's a dirty word, you know. They do not allow their gays to marry, and harrass and bully them.

Probably 5 - 10% of Arab men have to live in the closet. It's a terrible double life for gays over there. Rumor has it Arafat was gay and died of AIDS. Yep, he even had to have a ditzie young, spend thrift wife living in Paris, and shopping all the time with all the money, just to dispel the rumors about his very young boyfriends.

You should consider yourself lucky not to have been born outside of Israel in the Middle East.

This is something you should talk over with a good shrink, to get at why you hate Israelis and people who support them so much.

Cheers,

Zolt

ps: What China did to their school children with those tumbledown schools and to the babys with the toxic baby formula was really a very bad thing.

How about writing about that sometime?