He could go down in history as the First African American Leadre of Mars where race, prior statements, prior associations, and prior corruption doesn't matter.

The only chance down here is to ask his supporters to give him ALL their money so he can bombard the media with 24/7 ads which say:

LIES ABOUT OBAMA:

- BHO was NOT raised in an Islamic home and in Islamic schools

- BHO did not have a Commie mentor-drinking buddy growing up in Hawaii

- He did not read more Franz Fannon than anything else in college.

- Michelle did not never forgive Princeton for admitting her

- She did NOT say "Where is MY trust fund," she said "Where is MY interior designer?"

- They did not know or have arrangements with Ayers, Dohrn, Rezko, Stroger or Wright.

- That's just a bunch of meanspirited Wepubwickan lies

The vibes just aren't right for a socialist revolution down here on this planet where the Halliburton-controlled corporate media has transfixed Earth-niks who now are addicted to an obsession with money and material possessions. Even Russian Girls go to all night discos and sleep all day, instead of weeding onion patches and cooking borscht and singing nice Russian folk songs these days.

In this environment, how can our ill-informed voters even begin to appreciate our Dear Barrack's spiritual quest to save and redeem us -- from His youth in the barrios of Honolulu and Jakarta, to the great libraries of Saul Alinsky and Franz Fannon in New York City, to the halls of Harvard, where you can always tell a Harvard Man but not very much, to the slums of Chicago where all He could afford was a nice condo in Hyde Park until His disciple, Antonin of Damascus, and the Lovely Alderman Prechwinkle found for Him a mansion worthy of His station and for His Royal Lady, Michelle, who has struggled all through Her hard life without any of the trust funds her white priveleged counterparts were born with. He sat at the feet of JEREMIAH for 20 years for us over-priveleged white people to learn of the Jew Doctor spread AIDS epidemic to decimate his people. He sat through all of that jumping up and down religious passion and even tapped His toes and raised up His arms and hooted His Hossannah's, only to help Him teach us to overcome our selfishness.

SO, GIVE UNTIL YOU ARE ALL BROKE, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

A little $2000 donation is NOT enough, my frems, better re mortgage the house for this Holy Campaign to save Amerika from The Pallenites, who would insist we all bear babies with birth defects! Do you want short white women with beehive hairdos knocking on your door every week making sure you are not having an abortion? It is better to give Him all your money and let Him save you too, once you also are impoverished, than to allow Halliburton executives and wolf and moose killers rule your life? What would be next? Will they make your kids eat Arctic Wolfburgers as part of their free lunch programs?

Will they waterboard professors for having affairs with thier 19 year old sophomores? Will they deport our brother and sister homosexuals to our allies in Iran?

Just look at what Barrack's wealthy clients are doing: Babs Streisand, just one example, has already given him almost as much as one of her favorite antique French Dining Room Side Boards goes for at auction. Obviously, this isn't enough.

Babs, can you spare one of your villas in Europe, please? Babs, why not give Him everything you have when He could make you Minister of Culture and give you Montana too since they voted for Haliburton.

This is what it may take, and, goodness knows, even all of Streisand's villas may not be enough unless alla da progressives step up to the financial plate for this once in a lifetime opportunity.

I see YOU did not go to Harvard, my frem.

What is with this "shankle" bidness?

Do you mean "shackle," dude?

In spite of your spelling challenges, are you good with machinery?

We are looking for pilots for the Marx On Mars By 2012 Programme.

All you have to do is get along well with the volunteer sex partners for 12 months, and drop off the progressive volunteers in their temporary pods once you reach Martian orbit and are ready to return to this horrible, selfish Halliburton Hell On Earth.

We are already planning the rightful division of the Red Planet:

Pelosi-Putin Land

Ahamadinajob-Boxer Quadrant

Obamabotswanna

The Harry Krishna-Harry Reid Belt

Harvard

NinaTotenberg-Cokie Roberts-Patricia Ireland No Boyz Allowed Zone

Paul Kruglandia

!!!

They will all get along thanks to the good offices of a revitalized Koffe Anan who will supervise the construction of New UN Hqs on the Martian Equator.

Notice, since the First Couple Of All Time, Bill & Hillary, may devote much of The Clinton Library Endowment (at least $23,000 now plus some slightly used underwear, but they may up it) to the Noble Marx on Mars By 2012 Programme, they feel they must remain down here for some time, as many pragmatic progressives who stay may need their reassuring presence until the time is right for a voluntary mass exodus.

When the time is right, they expect Chelsea to assume her rightful place as Queen Of All Martians, looking down disdainfully at us remaining selfish Earth-Niks.

Won't we all be sorry!

All he did was paint pretty pictures of entitled rich white privileged ladies in fancy hats sipping wine while peasants and workers ran around bare footed and hungry.

Change your name to Gorky, sir.

Socialist-Realism would better suit your politics than the bourgeois, retrograde Renoir.