You know, the lady who was murdered by Taliban in Kabul for painting her toe nails.

The self referential, tidy little world of librals always withstands the truth until your own Daniel Pearl gets beheaded.

Laura, if they were about to behead you or shoot you in the head, at that final moment, do you think you'd finally realize how fucking wrong you have been?

Are you implying that the loons who populate stalin.com, just froth at the mouth when they hear buzzwords?

Let me try an experiment:

"Halliburton"

"Bush"

"Weapons of mass destruction."

"Republican"

"Neo Con"

"Big Oil"

"Guantanimo"

The screaming should start soon now.

Their leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, called our President elect, a "house negro."

The nerve!

Fair is fair.

Why not have alla des guyz roaming around the Obama White House pulling weeds, washing da dishes, scrubbing da floors, serving drinks and flushing da toilets???

In his 87th Pre Presidential Press Conference today, President Elect Karob Bodama waived a pair of rubber gloves and said, "I always wore these anytime Governor Goykakovich came anywhere near me."

When asked if other rubber protection had been used, President Elect Bodama waved a can of "Mister Clean" and said, "this press conference is over, but tomorrow there will be another one where I will announce my choice for Assistant Secretary of Something or Another."

The President Elect then rushed from the room, ran outside and lit up a Newport and was surrounded by glum secret service agents. He was overheard screaming into his cell phone, "Tony, if you know what's good for you, you better keep quiet, you better not fuck with me over that fucking house."

You do not sound so scared to this Gramp . I have a 13 year old grandson.

If you are scared, you come across as a very brave scared lady.

It seems to me that finally the Democrats, even the Democrats, have found a fellow Democrat that even they cannot tolerate. Republicans drummed Pat the Rat Buchanon out of their party about 15 years ago. It was too much to tolerate a Jew-hating racist. They are glad to be rid of Ted Stevens, just as they were glad to be rid of Packwood who used to feel up women in the Senate elevators. Your new party has known no shame until now with this Blago turd.

It's about time, honey.

You have embraced the Democrats and good for you, and now, at last, your party can drum out Rod the Asshole Blagoyavich.

Where were you when Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Dan Rostenkowsky should have been drummed out of your party?

And, Harry Reid? Give me a break. dear lady.

You seem to lionize Ted Kennedy, but have you ever read Joyce Carol Oates' "Dark Water" which retells the tale of Teddy's little vehicular drunken driving homicide in Chapaquidic? What if that girl were your daughter, and some of your grandchildren were never conceived thanks to that selfish lout's malfeasance?

Hello Granny. You've become as partisan as your relatives who made your Thanksgiving so awful, my dear.

What if "Scared Grandma" really is no person at all?

What if "she's" just the ongoing talking points from the daily fax's emanating from the DNC?

Is Grandma really a grandma, or is she some moving up the ladder member of the propaganda machine?

That Thanksgiving dinner story was pretty original, though, I must admit.

I hope I am wrong, and, if you are really a real scared grandma, I apologize.

We could agree, then, if nothing else, Obama has driven a stake through the heart of the Klinton Dynasty Machine, couldn't we?

If you wunnerful librals had not been so forgiving of your blow job addicted leader, we might now have a wonderfully cooling world instead of global warming, under the watchful eyes of the Gore Administration. Those dastardly Wepubwickans would have never had the chance in Florida to stop the Florida Supreme Court from insisting on re counts and re re counts and re recounts until the fabulous Albert won Florida, had only Bubba been told to go away like Nixon was told to go away.

Just think, we'd all be looking at solar powered computers now, if you only had the guts to insist that the corrupt, entitled, ever-horny Bubba would hit the road, Jack.

BTW, we could have won in Vietnam had LBJ found a general like Petraus and had he butted out. Maybe millions would not have been murdered in Cambodia had we won that war and preserved that beautiful tropical paradise for the majority of her people who did not want to be subjected to Stalinist reeducation camps.

BTW, because Bush does not give a shit about what you girley mens think, we have all but won the war in Iraq. It is so close to a total win, do you realize that loosing now would surely get your messiah unelected in 2012?

BTW, which party was so devoted to Fannie Mae, which is largely to blame for our current economic problems?

And, because, Camille has the nerve to appreciate Sarah Palin as a true American original, you hate her too, and keep trying to get her fired from this here Saloon.

Somehow, methinks Camille has a lot of fun here pushing your lockstep buttons.

She speaks of a wake up call, and, every time she writes here, she wakes up all of you klueless librals into a state of rage.

Wow, you idiots are so predictable.