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Saturday, February 28, 2009 09:08 PM

Note to all about this annoying Dershbag. I know why he is self hating Jew.

He (Dershbag Loser) suffers from anti social personality disorder we experience in some underachieving peoples of Jewish ancestry. It is more common than one would like to think, unfortunately.

In the 50's it was called the persecution complex by none other than the late great Siggy Freud. There was, is, and unfortunately always will be a subclass of Jewish underachievers.

Failures, just plain failures, no less.

Some of them can just accept it. They just shrug their shoulders a lot when it's obvious they are not a mensch like Jacob Milgrom or Ellie Weisel or Jackie Mason or Seinfeld even.

Unlike Mel Brooks, Gilda Radner, Sandy Koufax, Buddy Rich, and Woody Allen, some Jews never amount to much. They don't even get into a decent med school or law school. They don't even get to be a big time crook like Bugsy Siegel. They are just what some call "schlepers," "nudniks," or "schmucks."

I don't think it is such a bad thing that some Jews don't amount to much. They can't all be Arturo Rubenstien or Albert Einstein, you know.

So what happens to the poor soul who resents this and cannot deal with being a Jewish failure, when, in the world of the goyim, he is just another guy, as good or bad as anybody else? He can kick start a mortorcycle and smoke a joint just as good as anybody else. Who says he's gotta be a billionaire motorcyclist like Sam Zell? Who says he's even got to have a job, let alone a career?

Why bother, when he can spend all day and all night here on stalin.com fighting his demons and denouncing Jews and Zionists? So, who needs to make a living when living can just be self hating Jew, already?

Saturday, February 28, 2009 08:18 PM

And, et tu, maotsetong!

Is it really, really you, comrad Mao?

You are not some kidder, please.

I am grandson of one of those peasants who carried you up and down the mountains during the "wong march" which you got to get carried up and down all of those mountains my poor grandfather had to help carrying you up and down and up and down, in your litter, comrade Mao. My poor grandfather had to run away, so I must apologize for him, because he had a falling out with your number one chef who used to prepare all those tasty morsels made from the pigs stole from the evil rich peasants. Is it true what you had happen to enemies of the people who could not fathom your greatness, comrade Mao? Did you really enjoy hearing of their abject screams as they confessed their bourgeois tendencies before the coup de grass, Oh Great Mao?

Saturday, February 28, 2009 08:02 PM

Myrna: You are not my darlink. Nyet Gospodin Myrna

This is serious site you crash, sir... very concerned about illegal rulings and eavesdroppings and suchnot in this dark age of intolerable Bushnik inspired counter revolutionary expedient political maneuvers, sir.

We are here discussing serious issues screened by the party echelons at the highest levels, and you play evil counter revolutionary games while I am looking for a realistic non bourgeois road to progressive fields of plenty.

I am serious.

You are just country bumpkin looking for good time in big city of Moscow. You may think you are just a funny funny pedestrian guy, my frem, but you are mocking our standards of excellent life. You do not I think want some accidental stray bullet which has accidentally happened without good legal non eavesdroppings, do you sir?

I await my instructions from Gwennn to blot out all counter progressive tendencies in our new government, which is only one step on the way to our common mutual liberation from all the Bushnik-Rovian excesses of petit bourgeois nihilism.

Saturday, February 28, 2009 07:20 PM

Her name was Myrna.... Myrna Greenwald......not the same as your Myrna!

We had hot tymes watching the wales at midnight in the car in Deal New Jersey if you know what I means.

She wuz nice Jewish girl, not imposter boynik like you, sir.

I am not not not ineterest in what you especially wants, sir.

Ghe Avek!

Saturday, February 28, 2009 07:00 PM

@Ann Frank

I donno either, Ann.

"She" (really a he {I kans tell}) has apparently abandoned moi.

I'm sorry if I am not appropriately bereft.

Easy come

Easy go

I wish I could say it was nice while it lasted, but, to tell you the truth, it never wuz, my frem,

Saturday, February 28, 2009 05:41 PM

Human Rights? Um, didn't The Hildabeast just announce to the Chinese and to all who were listening, that the era of human rights is over?

Hello!

Isn't it a bit strange, this fuss about "evesdropping" and the rights of red handed terror scum?

Hillary says we no longer care about China's human organ harvests.

We now have CHANGE!

We don't give a fig about murdered Russian journalists either. After all, who are we to question their unique cultural differences?

We are good practical realistik peoples now, as the Russians would say.

Of course, "konechko," Putin is a man we must deal with realistikally, yes?

Tibet? Aw, shucks. We won't make the dastardly Bush's mistake of making nice to The Dali Lama.

And, as Hlillary says screw you to hundreds of millions of Moslem women, who are we to protest as some of them are stoned to death for crimes against their heritage? Shouln't they have understood their place in our wunnerful, multicultural, self-absorbed world of pwogwessive platitudes?

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