I prefer Laura Ingraham to Rachel Maddow.

What, you never heard of Laura?

Well, I never heard of Rachel before today.

Where have you been?

Where have I been?

Do we all live in our own self referential worlds?

That would be OK if you Obamabots were not on the cusp of bring down the world we all have gotten kinda used to: You know, the world where hard work and thrift pays off; the world where America is a beacon of freedom to the world; the world where we are the last stop before fascism or communism turns us all into slaves?

OK?

Is he sitting on a desk in the mansion he got from Tony The House Fairy Rezko?

Wazza matter with me?

Don't Mc Cain got a gazillion houses and mansions?

Didn't he get all that property from goons like Tony too?

No, he didn't?

You mean his wife of some 25 years got the property from her Dad who started with nothing and, unlike Jesse Jackson's son, did it on his own, turning all the hard work that goes with distributing beverages into a small fortune he left to his kids?

No one should be able to leave a fortune to their kids?

OK

Please tell that to Teddy Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, Herb Kohl and Paris Hilton.

OK?

He is a very intelligent fellow who grasps great literature.

What do you think about Jamaica Kinkaid, dude?

Too bad he's a klueless liberal, who never saw a bloated government program he did not adore (like BART).

Will the world somehow click if you Obamabots are successful, Mister Marker?

What will He (you know, The ONE( do for the homeless community trashing Union Square and Golden Gate Park for the past 25 years, sir?

Will he find homes for them in Tiburon or Palo Alto? Will they defecate in front of houses there, sir? Do they pee and defecate in front of your door, Mister Marker?

Will they get a tax break? Will Microsoft be forced to hire them?

Didn't liberal used to mean wise and equitable and fair and responsible and free?

Obama did not work to the middle. Do you think that because you are in the middle, and you gave him your money, that makes him in the middle?

Aren't you projecting your ideas and ideals and illusions and delusions onto him?

How do you square Reverend Wright (20 years) with what you are saying?

Does Obama magically transform himself from an acolyte of the hateful Wright into a wonderful centrist, just because you would like it to be that way.

You may have gone to Vassar, but you are not nearly as smart as you think you are.

You are a very nasty person I think.

My Granny would have called you "a miserable person."

How can you appreciate Berkeley Breathed without knowing feminists had him ousted from many newspapers 20 years ago because, supposedly, he was anti female?

I had to have friends in California cut out his stuff and send it to me in Chicago where he was banned.

If you are going to be a wise ass, why not try accumulating a little wisdom?

First, you'll have to try to not be so smug,

Twit.

Now you sound like Michelle!

She said something like "Barrack will make them work!"

Now, isn't that jus' wunnerful'?

Gosh, does that mean I'll actually have to give up my own trust funds and mansions and mow Obama's lawn?

You really are a very nasty, miserable person, aren't you?

Watch out!

Barrack might make you work too, mister miserable.

Next thing you know, you and I will be on the same work detail at Gulag number 7.

Everytime I've gone there to her website, I have asked the same question and I have never gotten an answer.

Here we have the ultimate social climber.

She is the woman who married a man who does not like women just because he was very very rich. She did not marry him for his looks, believe me.

She did not marry him for passion, that's for sure, unless you think that a passion for money and social status is real passion.

During her faux marriage, she was a conservative, because the folks in her new circle were conservatives, of course.

She is kinda like Za Za Gabor without the big tits, don't you think?

And of course, Mister Huffington did not care because he was definately not a breast man.

So everytime I went there, I asked why she doesn't share her secret to her success with the rest of us: How do you find someone very very rich who will fall for you so you can get at least half of his or her money so you can suddenly become a doyen of progressive with a funny accent thought?

She could get rich writing a book about this, but I guess she doesn't need the money.

Have you heard about the Marx on Mars Project?

You see, conditions down here on Earth are just not conducive to the socialist world view.

Most Earthniks are just too self centered and selfish and greedy for that.

But up there on the Red Planet, you and many others like you can build a new paradise where everybody shares their stuff and nobody has to feel left behind and everyone will be equal and everyone will get their own 4000 square foot brick mansion.

Her face has been lifted so much, she cannot close her eyes, the poor thing.

She can't even blink.