If you were blind, would you buy a used car from your man?

Other than talk talk talk talk talk, what does this Obaba guy got other than talk talk?

Hello?

Why do you think McCain is being so easy on Obaba?

Is he afraid of being called a racist?

Or, is he just showing respect for someone who was able to put a stake in the heart of The Hildabeast?

Does he know something you do not know?

Are you planning to be in Paris on November 4?

Are you hoping the doorman can keep the rioters out?

Hello?

He is loosing steam.

Maybe he shoulda grown a beard like Abe Lincoln.

But, without the beard, he looks like a very intense and excitable torpedo.

He's gonna win the war in Afghanistan, by golly.

Just trust in his strategic military brilliance.

Yup, Obaba, shoulda been a 5 star general, that's what!

Maybe he'd give hisself a SIX star uniform, kinda like his pal's down there in Venezuela.

Something tells moi the tall dark and not so handsome fellow with the big ears may be very very good debator, but is he connecting...?

.or, is this cutesy cutesy smiling bloviator just showing off his slickness?

Do Americans vote for slick?

Hello?

Why don't you start booking the hotel suites in Paris early in November, my frems?

The only poll that counts is on the first November Tuesday.

You Obamabots can see how thin he is.

You are getting nerbous, my pwogwessive cherlin!

Weak tea is weak tea.

How many times can a bag of tea be reused to produce a good cupatea, my frems?

Obaba gets OLD after the first 10 minutes.

You would like a ten minute president?

Sorry.

We need someone who is good after the foreplay, know what I mean.

What you are seeing is a candidate evaporating before your very eyes.

Whatever is really there is being clouded by a vast expanse of rhetoric, as he pretends to be something he is not. This is a shallow pond after a brief desert rain. The lions and elephants and even the asses are gonna drain this shallow pond dry in a few more minutes, my frems.

There's a place for you.

So it goes:

Up to 20% of the planet Mars will be noted as 'OBAMA LAND'

The Marx on Mars Programme is the answer.

You see, the right conditions for redistribution and collectivism are not in place on this planet:

Earth will always reject that stuff. People are far too self centered here.

Earthniks are spoiled.

Let us selfish Earthniks stay here and rot.

You can look down at us from the Red Planet and laugh at our selfish little enterprises while you build a wunnerful new world up there on Mars.

Cheer up.

He will win.

He will win Illinoise.

Da Daley an' Stroger folks in Cheekago will take care of dat, my frems.

But no cigar, Obamabots!

Sorry, frems.

Sometimes things just don't work out.

There's always 2012.

2013 is a lucky year I hear.

It will be known as the year of the donkey.

Sarah Palin will bring the country together, inviting Hillary to serve as her double wammy Vee Pee.

We will be known as a great great country, run by two chicks.

Obama?

He'll be spending lots a tyme writing his new bestseller: "My Smart Plan For America 2016"

The workers joked, "We pretend to work. They pretend to pay us."

It wuz a paradise.

Everybody cept the leadres wus equally poor.

Remember the Goose.

Well, golly gee, that there goose got alla those golden eggs.

She won't notice if we just take a few.

She won't notice if we take a few more.

Let's take a couple more every year.

Yup, let's level the playing field.

Right!

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Something happened to spoil this little nirvana of fairness and equality and justice.

The egg collektor secretariat woke up one morning and a certain goose had gone missing

The goose collection bureau suddenly noticed that there were no more geese in Freelandia

The last goose circled above honking and honking, and said, you wunnerful kollektivists forgot we had wings, bye bye!

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This is why things will work out so much better for you Obamabots up there on Mars.

The geese are much less selfish up there, especially in the Obaba Quadrant.

You will be fooling yourselves all the way to the day after the election.

Then what?

Especially if it isn't even close.

Barry 0 is like a bad men's cologne.

The closer you get the worse it smells.

At first he looks like a shining light.

He's tall, he's thin, he's elegant.

But as the 90 minutes wore on,

Mc Cain kept nailing him.

Each time he got nailed,

He responded with a certain kind of grin:

A shit-eating grin, we called it in the Army.

Somehow, he expects people to believe:

We can win in Afghanistan by loosing Iraq.

Now, that makes a lot of sense, don't it, Obamabots?

Oh, yes the American people are expected to believe this rubbish.

Yep, alla you pacifists and head in the sand peaceniks could win a fight

Yup, Barbara Boxer is Audie Murphy.

Nancy Pelosi is Florence Nightengale

Oprah Winfry is Dolly Madison too!

Yup, Dirty Harry Reid is Sargent York.

You'll take the fight to Al Queda

From the Streets of Berkeley to the Shores of The Upper West Side

Ben Laden should be "vewy vewy afwaid", as Bawney Fwank would say,

Yup, you really got a plan to win in Afghanistan!

Yup, you'd really make us safer!

Sure

And, oh, yes, Barry Zero kept trying to get a bone fide hero to notice him:

He kept saying, "John, John, John," like they was long lost buddies.

Mc Cain couldn't even bring himself to look at him

He couldn't give the hollow, empty suit the satisfaction of even glancing his way.

It was a matter of respect.