Bloviation Joe.

Never trust a man who calls himself Joe.

"Where's MY trust fund?" Evonne reveals that it is they who are the totalitarians, who would feel entitled to let the ends justify the meeans.

Be careful what you wish for, Salon Niks!

Things could get a lot worse if we get a new American Prez inspired by Alinsky, Ayers and Jeremiah Wright, and funded by Syrian bagman, Tony Rezko.

Tell us pleeze, JOE, why did this guy always back the corrupt Chicago machine?

JOE, wazzamadda wit chus, anyways????

Elitist?

How could a magazine that calls itself "Salon" not be elitist?

Some recommendations for a name change:

"Herd"

"Schmalon"

"Schmendrick"

"Smuckers"

"So Long"

I think The Hildabeast must love the pit bull in lipstick.

I feel your pain, girls.

Your train just ran off the tracks, and now one car after another is toppling over.

Boo hoo.

Somebody rained on your coronation and now there is a good chance we will not have a Prez who:

Got his mansion in Hyde Park thanks to a corrupt Syrian bagman, Antonin "Tony" Rezko.

Never saw a corrupt Cook County politician he did not like such as a father and son tumor named 'Stroger,"

Is inspired by Alinsky, Ayers and a loud mouth rabble rouser, Jeremiah "G@d Damn America" Wright.

I forgot one last thing.

How many black people subscribe to "Schmalon?"

Where are the scholarships to The African American Community?

When Michelle O wondered "Where is MY trust fund?" was she thinking of all you idle trust fund Salon-Nik babies?

How about a poll:

How many of you were born with trust funds?

Raise your hand,

Infiltrate Al Quida, dude.

Do something important.

Stop being a twit.

I do not understand how Obama could pull even 1/3 of the electorate, let alone win. I guess that is possible if 1/4 includes the AA vote plus the out of work and almost out of work blue collars. The other 1/4 (to make up 50.1%) could be the unionized public school teachers, unionized SEIU clock punchers, and the intellectual crowd from the Hudson River to San Francisco Bay. What a lovely electorate to manage this great nation.

And, what will you get?

So, this time, your "progressive" illusions will work?

This time, redistribution will work without the necessary extermination of those who might disagree?

This time, our economy can thrive with high taxes and counter productive, corrupt, wasteful government programs (like our urban public schools)?

This time, a corrupt big city politician named Obama will denounce his Rezko-Stroger-Daley Machine roots and renounce the corrupt money game?

This time, collectivism will work? We won't need gulags and reeducation camps this time?

Please do not expect us to leave this country like a spiteful Barbra Streisand or A. Balwin, the one-note actor who threatened to move to France. Actually, France's new PM is more pro American than you are.

If it is you preparing to check out, please know how your wit has been a refuge for me for so much of my adult life. Hope you remember my complaints when our Chicago paper fired you for being politically incorrect. Your little note remains a treasured possession.

If you are in pain, I hope some of it is eased my the millions of laughter eruptions you've caused.

My favorite still is Bill The Cat as Donald Trump,

Yes, what have they been doing all their lives?

The Senate seems to breed egomaniacs, and Biden is among the worse. I used to cringe whenever I saw him bloviating through hearings in which he tried to insult and emasculate anyone who disagreed with him.

Any agent of "change" here in Chicago would not have played the game like Obama has for the past 20+ years. He's done zero to challenge the corrupt Chicago Machine. Actually he is a product of the Chicago Machine, and must remain loyal to it. So, in my mind he's a slick hypocrite.

Both of these guys are the last people you'd want to unite this country. A modicum of personal charm does not undo decades of ugly partisan behavior.

If you are really interested in decent non partisan people, why not listen to Joe Lieberman?

Why not have him seen by professionals and evaluated?

Until you do this, you will remain a poster boy for parents in denial who would rather not see that their kid actually needs help and intervention early for a condition which can be moderated if only Mum and Dad do something early.

Hasn't Obama been a machine politician all his adult life?

Isn't he an integral part of a thoroughly corrupt Chicago machine?

How can you ignore the Daley-Stroger machine?

How could he have gone to that church for 20 years?

Didn't he realize that "Weathermen" were murderers before he got into bed with Bill and Bernadette?

Isn't his current persona a lot different from all of the above?

Doesn't this make him a slick phony with goodness knows what kind of intentions?