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Phinneas Gauge

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 12:38 AM

What you liberals forget...

Right now, secret sleeper cells of small farm-raised migratory game birds are plotting their revenge against America and our American way of life. What you liberals forget is as you make jokes at the expense of Vice President Cheney, the enemy is listening and plotting against us. By not supporting the Vice President, you're supporting the arming of quail and the general moral decay of society. It is times like these when I can sleep easier, with fewer guns under my pillow knowing that our country has legislation such at the USA Patriot Act in place to protect all Americans (including you ingrateful liberals) from quail uprisings and surprise attacks.

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