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Klytus

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Monday, July 14, 2008 12:25 PM

@Good Celery

I like your verse, even if some find it confusing or suspicious, and yes I believe that good celery is ultimately part of a good balanced meal, and fundamentally nutritious.

Monday, July 14, 2008 12:37 PM
Original article: The end of men

@brightstar65

That's a bright speculation. Without women men would not climb and kill and dismember and clobber in order to breed. That could be a most peaceful world indeed.

Monday, July 14, 2008 01:53 PM

@New York NY

You're looking forward to 2012? 2008 is where I'd rather delve.

Monday, July 14, 2008 02:17 PM

@New York NY

You've got so much shit you resent, it might well take until 2012 to let it all vent.

Monday, July 14, 2008 02:23 PM
Original article: The end of men

A world without assholes might be a start

To raise our world from out of the the dark

You can keep your matriarchy

I'm not into women so much

That I'd welcome an oppurtunity to go all butch.

Monday, July 14, 2008 04:13 PM

Man of man

I just wish shit'd chill about a person's sex or skin pigment, I'm REAL fuckin' fed up with all this crap of all sides actin' all shamelessly indignant. The motto here is "He or she who so ever wins the prize, is the one who scratches out the most pairs of eyes." Cos in the end, the enemy of my enemy is maybe my friend, and the friend of my enemy is just a friend on temporary lend, but the enemy of of my friend is just a friend for pretend. It's all so confusing it's almost amusing.

Monday, July 14, 2008 04:50 PM

@jeb

What you mean is that Saddam Hussein participating in 9-11 was plausible to you, and for all I know it still is plausible to you.

Monday, July 14, 2008 05:04 PM

The Jackson/Obama tension

Is a Foxy invention

Jesse Jr. has been with Obama almost from the start

And as for cracks in the relationship with with Senior?

Well Fox can officially lose heart.

Monday, July 14, 2008 06:35 PM

@New York NY

Maybe you should make a little less hay about how people are "acting," and take a closer one at how you're reacting.

Monday, July 14, 2008 07:05 PM

@Independence '08

If you think the media have thrown one long big love-in for Obama, then we must be watching two seperate political dramas.

Monday, July 14, 2008 07:17 PM

@Queen Bee

You took the tasters test and made the switch from Clinton Cola to Nader-aid? Wonderful!

Monday, July 14, 2008 07:23 PM
Original article: This Modern World

Thanks Tom

Peel back their mask

And take the idjits to task.

Monday, July 14, 2008 08:02 PM

@Queen

Nader in all probablity goes ignored, and I don't wish this to sound mean, but he's widely just looked upon as marginal, to the whole political scene.

I feel if I voted Nader I'd probably get played, so I'll leave you to your beverage of choice, and stay with Obama's Kool-aid.

Monday, July 14, 2008 08:19 PM

I don't know about kids in 2008

But when we were little we thought Godzilla movies were great.

Monday, July 14, 2008 08:35 PM
Original article: Rush Limbaugh was right

No one has mentioned the faintest paticle

Of the contents of the article.

Monday, July 14, 2008 11:17 PM
Original article: Rush Limbaugh was right

Yesterday my reaction was a scoff

Today this story has just taken off!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 12:26 PM

@Independence 2008

Why is your mind imprisoned in so much Obama hate?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 12:49 PM
Original article: The end of men

I"d rather watch Anydy Warhol's favorite film "Creation of the Humanoids" which is about all of mankind's future history

Than read a corny comic book about female supremacists of the future, that's touted as a tale to entertain me by getting all "misty."

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 01:19 PM
Original article: Rush Limbaugh was right

"Rush Limbaugh was right"

Well ya know Gary as far as I'm aware he still IS on the right.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 03:34 PM
Original article: Rush Limbaugh was right

I'd like to join this prattle

But I'm already bored with the battle.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 03:42 PM
Original article: Rush Limbaugh was right

@willcat

6% of America is as dumb as a post

Ain't nothin' gonna change that much

From coast to coast.

People need to let this shit just chill

Cos all it's providin'

Is one big

Cheap thrill.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 03:51 PM
Original article: Rush Limbaugh was right

@--the lerpa

"we're fucked"

Who's this notoroius we?

Ain't nobody I'm goin' ta be.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 04:20 PM

@Independence2008

I don't politically "fit in" like hand in glove, what I feel in my support for Obama ain't somethin' so lofty as "love."

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 04:28 PM
Original article: This Modern World

@--invincible

Change your name to invisible.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 06:48 PM
Original article: This Modern World

@Elephantman

That one went over like a big brown brick of your stalest loaf of elephant shit.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 06:55 PM

$

Hear a harkening to McCain's own style of Mcmarketing. Cos it's about John and you and all the world loves a Mcfool.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 09:07 PM

@LT Bohica

So are you now receiving regular e-correspondences from the headquarters of greens? To get a daily diet of their junk is to know what spam really means.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 10:43 PM

@--Robert Sandy

Tis true the size and importance of the individual has become insignificant and small, I predict before the year 2020 we'll all be watching a violent blood sport, soon to be called "Rollerball."

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 02:29 AM

Scuse me Bill Owen cos I know you're all knowin'

But I just got the word that it was really called "the twirlin' turd."

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 02:49 AM
Original article: Rush Limbaugh was right

Man!

I'm already bored with this flap, I don't wanna hear another word about this cartoon crap.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 05:22 AM

Friedman - expertly uninsightful

This self styled middle east "expert" is one pitifully inept jerk, it amazes me to this day that he's still given work.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 05:43 AM
Original article: Rush Limbaugh was right

"an ironic fart at a wine tasting" - Lev Rafael

Those few words capture this whole thing for me. Lev my man I totally agree.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 04:23 PM

@Tune in to Steve Fox News

For emotionally imbalanced views.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 04:32 PM

Kirk! "ka-pla!"

That's Klingon for "success," you must be the dullest tool that ever sprang from the west. Keep on Trekin'...

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 04:51 PM

jebldmm: "I've tried to respect your wish not to discuss issues with me"

jeb, what really is there to "discuss" with you? Your one track mind follows such a single purposed course, that it'd probably be more productive to trade views, with the backside of a horse.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 06:53 PM
Original article: "The Dark Knight"

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg...

...Batmobile lost a wheel, Commisioner broke his leg....

It's X-mas time for every overgrown pastey faced geek in America.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 07:27 PM
Original article: Cracking Code Pink

Silly theatrics don't bring anti-war protests to life

People just stare and say:

"What a lot of silly and self-indulgent jive."

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 07:39 PM

@rphilips111

He ain't heavy....he's my bother.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 07:58 PM

I grew up in Houston Texas

And when I went out to a bar to drink beer it was always Shiner Boch brewed in Shiner Texas, never Budweiser.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 08:29 PM

"if only Stalin and Hitler had this capacity"

Well phil if only you, Uncle Joe and hitman Hitler could form an unholy Alliance, the three of you could organize a violent purge, and definatvely put an end to their Obamamaniac's defiance. Lot's of luck you twisted fuck.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 08:45 PM
Original article: "The Dark Knight"

@Xrandadu Hutman

Please!

Don't freak!

You really have earned it!

I dub you...

King Geek.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 08:58 PM

You could have put plainer?

More like you could'nt have been any more inaner.

Whatever phil.

It's pretty obvious that you really know what's up

So good day to you

Cos Klytus is through

Take a flyin' fuck at a flyin' donut.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 09:16 PM

I'm glad to hear that McCain and Obama are both equally flippy

So bless my soul in the name of rock & roll

Get down and kiss my sweet bippy.

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