"Asylum"

"The Legend of Hell House"

"Torture Garden"

"Colossus the Forbin Project" is one of my favorite cautionary Sci-fi classics. I think it qualifies quite well as a horror film too.

A super computer is designed by a brilliant computer scientist to coordinate all of America's missle defense system in the event of an unexpected nuclear attack. Colossus over time becomes self aware, discovers that the USSR also has a similar computer system, and integrates itself with the other system (Called Guardian) to gain access to Russia's nuclear arsenal too.

Eventually Colossus holds the entire world hostage to its will, and demonstrates its determination to show it means business, by detonating two nuclear ICBMs, one in the USSR and one in the USA.

Still a gripping picture.

She was an elegent lady of some 70's sort or another. I think she was Scandanavian.

One good rule as Rula Lenska will tell you

Is to apply lots of Oil of Frito Lay.

Hell yeah! Hellraiser I & II!

That old black 'n white movie with Christopher Lee, about a small New England town, and its mysterious witch colony?

That's a good one!

O you simpering simp, O you of the unvirtuous pimp.

OOO yeah! Professor Quatermass investigatin' the millions year old alien space ship and the pit, and all the strange devilry and mass insanity surrounding it!

I saw that movie when I was very very small, and figured that the world was comin' to a close, that we'd all finally come to - that's all.

& Kevin Smith Makes Another Bowel Movement.

What else is new?

The Korean horror story "A Tale of Two Sisters" is said to be poised pretty soon to be remade into a new American version, whether it'll be any good, is a matter of speculation.

A really flipped out, great ghost story, from the creepy crypts of Korean horror movies, is a movie entitled "R-Point."

"R-Point" is about, and is set during the Viet-Nam war, and concerns a platoon of soldiers sent in to retrieve a mysteriously lost platoon.

Little do the hapless men of the retrieval company realize that they are walking over a centuries old, ancient mass grave, and are wandering into madness, their own mental undoings, and death.

Great ghost story.

"R-Point" R-eal pointedly scarey. Really.

Good luck gettin' folks to the polls. The hour of the shape of things to come is unfolding.

The auton-o-mouse republic of Klytistan has already mailed in his absentee ballot, and awaits the word on a wing, the hopeful tidings, of what the future might bring.

There can only be one!

Kevin Smith is a 20 something dumbass goin' on 40.

"The Mist"

What's out there in the mist....?

Probably the best screen adaptation of any Stephen King material I've seen in many years.

"The Signal"

Television sets everywhere begin recieving a strange signal that induces a state of extreme mass psychosis in a terrified town called Terminus.

Excellant indpendent production with a story that goes in wildly unexpected directions.

Are you working on bein' Donald Chump's number 5 wife?

The power of the plunger

Bon Courage.

That is the question

At this most momentous inter-section.

Just thought you should know

He's the new troll of the day.

I think back to two Bush terms, and how people are often quite astonishingly, quite dumb....

"The time fer choosin's comin' real, like ya know, pretty soon, and 'a like, hey diddle diddle, and like, I'm the riddle in the middle, and the moose mooed over the moon..."

Whether tis nobler to the mind

To shuffle on shadowy

A republic of hobgoblins 'n fear

OR to carry forth newly refreshed

A country the world can once again respect

And even indeed once again repectfully

revere....?

Be ye not cheaply played

Nor bought

Nor toy top swayed

Unto the sunken ranks

Of Sarah Palin's moose herd

Parade...

no.

that was something reaks.

Its name was Ferraro

Sarah roasted

A moose's weeny...

Are scurrying frontwards and back

Leftwards and right

All perchance to spare America

Four more luckless years

Of awful night...

And other spam-o-grams

Republican mailed

Voter enducements

Enjoining the fruits

Of two-faced

Political prostitution...

have you filled out an absentee ballot

to add your own vote to

who takes home the presidential prize?

It's Palin simple

Zitto-heads

Pus-filled

McCain-inflamed

Ugly pimples

Smith is as sharp as his sensational "shitshot."

His shit is - old.

The times will be a changing

Or just merely re-deranging....

Don't be a loon

This is reality

Not some kinda

tom reed cartoon

Is better than a McBush ruling the land

Enjoy a full meal

And then take matters into hand...

Always catches the nasty worm first

And as wormy as McCain has run his campaign

Bird bellies should all be on the verge

Of beginin' to burst...

Vice-president

Almost as golden

As the praises

Of an infamous

War crimes

Death row resident....

...and if the choice is McCain/Palin it's cruisin' for a bruisin'....

Is all well and good

My understanding does in fact extend

To understandingly understood.

Subjects in Israeli film

Would be far more stimulating

If it took into full account

Israel's recent awful history

Which has little cause for glib celebrating

To your worried and fevered brain

One mustn't be petrified in fright

By the Gorgon and the McCain...

The tall tales just grow much taller

As Sheherazad claims back her copy of "The Arabain Nights"

Nor the Golden horde, nor Tamber Lanes' golden sword, no!

Nor the Mighty Khan, nor Richardo Mantalban, no!

But merely Obama, cast in a ridiculous republican melo-drama

yes.

"Get thy slacker ass hence

And get thyself OUT to the polls..."

I hope your faith is well placed

I'd hate to wake up wednesday

To find a world in disgrace

you've been makin' a substanceless stench

for three solid weeks....

you're a little yellow belly

cos when the goin' gets tough

you just get all nervous and smelly.

The Jerky Boys are back!

hee hee hee