Headlines 'o Hamburgler dun stole Press Corp con~prizin' 'o

Pretty BoyZ. 'K! Print it! Small Money AfterSoon Editions

McCainery lost its Magic? Maybe. Months makes Day's Years. Whut! Ho! Wut? 'K.

Mazing. How we get in this here from there? Dunno. Don Axe! Whu 'appens Next? Know Sumthin'? Spill it. Splain it.

Pattin' 'o backs patterns. Whilst Ham Burglers HAM it up? Whutz happnin'? Scarey Scooby Myster Machine situations. Wut! Is no spare tire? Huh? A blowout. Sudden doubt. What for a vote if just in internetin'? Know whut I'm AXin'? Trade a Mystery Machine for a China made bycycle. No Frills. Two wheels, and have footz can pump. 'K? Beat those feet. Where do destinies meet? Dunno. 30 miles to the foot ain't half bad. Beat it!

Worfman Jack.

Works for me.

That sher is fer sher some toe tappin' fun. You might git yerself a gig in Branson with that a one.

It's been a long road.

And CGI Anchors.

My absentee ballot is signed, sealed, and delivered.

But who wants to be institutionalized?

Tuckered out.

And open your mind.

If you gotta yank your yellow squash to get something out of the six o'clock news I pity you.

Marriage

Gay or Straight

What ever you will...

I'm up to here with legacies.

Let's hope greatness is waiting in the wings.

I wouldn't mention that to a catholic.

How will they handlerer it?

It brings to mind old money, old shrubbery (in a Dubya sense) and mint julep.

I hear ya.

Much obliged tovaritch.

War of the penises?

Keep your rocket in your pocket.

I personally know every muslim in America, and he's not one of us.

You should be scared. No Santa for you this holiday season. It's gonna be Big Joe Stalin and Commisar Klytus bringin' forced collectivization to the whole motherluvin' nation.

Merry X-mas my man!

Brings bold Marxist-Muslim colors to your Laundry Day.

"Teachs" with Bleach. Another FIX to the arm feels Great.

Another McSurge of 'Toxicated Hate. Don't throw 'Publican

Dirty Needles away in Public Places. Eat felafel instead at

Abdu's. Home of the original Flying Felafel. Don't Delay: Vote

"Uh-Huh" on Proposition Eye-rack Until '52. The only McCain

Choice. What Good songs might Good Celery sing? Ask 'im!

It Was Said...

Was..!!

Dearborn Eye-Rack-EE Jacks's~

Michigan Mom...!!

Tape at Eight!

Rock the Fox~

Reality Tee Vee~~

Brotherly Hate~!

Hannity Scares...!!!

Catch a Ground Hog.

Unawares..@@@

Ground Hog.

What say?

More Days of Winter?

Or Clear Spring Day...???

That's NUTHIN'! I'm a Radiocative-Marxist-Maoist-Muslim-Gang-of-Floor-Grocery-Store-Night-Manager. Paper or Plastic? I'm Fanatically RED, Fantastically REDTASTIC! Our Special Today: Red Beans 'n Rice for ONLY NINETY NINE Cents!

You'll Luve 'em Once, Luv 'em Twice, There's nuthin' better than New Orleans Red Beans 'n Rice.

Imagine Major McKong

And How He Came to Love

The Hydrogen Bomb

You'll see beaucoup youth turnout

Stoked mostly of course

By extreme Republican burn out.

Don't feel all hurt.

You know what they say:

"Every verman has its day."

Being a wily generation

If anything

They're probably "faking out"

And when McCain and Palin wake up

This coming Wednesday morn

There won't be much jumpin' up and down and hollerin'

Or horn tootin' and salutin'

They'll all one and all

Stumble and fall

On McCain's corkscrew sword

I concur with your remarks. I sent my absentee ballot off with the postman last week. I darkened the circle in pencil next to the presidential pick that read "Barack Obama," so from my perspective at least, what follows from here til tuesday, is just one long overplayed political soap drama.

But what about Charlie? Can't remember the words to the TV jingle, but I can still carry the tune.

"Is that all there is....."

Who are voting their first time

WANT to be there at the polls

WANT be there in line

Waiting with friends and peers

Having a festive time

You're just Malkin this up right?

That's just how it goes. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Yeah! That's IT!

Alka Seltzer: "I can't belive I ate the whole thing." & "Pop! Pop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh what a RELIEF it is!"

Life Cereal: "Hey Mikey! He LIKES it!"

Will be there for Festivus...

Begin by pushing your own time activated belly button self-destruct.

He used my bathroom

And the toilet thereafter

Proceeded to overflow.

That's Foxed up!

What about 'em? Smellin' their own shit 'n fear, the air won't clear up for at least a year.

Check it out. It's all gonna be even better when Obama's the WON.

Fart proudly!

Arabic and Hebrew are both called "semitic languages."

Klytus' Drive in Creature Freatures

1. How's about "Quatermass and the Pit?" Legends of the devil in human folklore were begun by aliens who attempted to experiment with and hybridize humans? Huh? Hell if it ain't scarey! End of the world horror-science fiction, full of freaky frights and super-tense friction.

2. "The Witch Finder General" with Vincent Price. No hammin' it up at any Price here. Vincent Price is Mathew Hopkins, witch exterminator, cruel cremator, and terrible torturer of the inocent extrodinaire.

3. "Village of the Damned" An unearthly happening causes women to give birth to a brood of malevolent master race brats, bent on first mastering their parents, and then the world!

4. "Anatomy" at a medical school in Heidelburg, med students go missing, and eventually reappear as 3-D dissected anantomy statues. Dissected ALIVE!

5. "Death Dream" A young man who went off to fight in Viet Nam, returns to the small town he came from, as a walking killer corpse!

Give it to Kevin Smith and your back to watching people stuck in an overgrown state of assholesence.

You pesky little squirt.

I was on to you before I was on to Joe plumber.

Your vitue just keeps gettin' cheaper, as your tired shit

just gets even dumber....

Lay off 'o drinkin' that tea

Of the hallucinagenic mushroom

Just sit tight

Kick back n' relax

If you're patient enough

Doom will befall your dumb ass.

"Peeping Tom" too!