University students are dispenced and or purchase Style Manuals for their freshman English composition classes. But how can one expect a no class act to get a grasp on that? Maureen is the princess of petty, it's all the small shit that gets her worked up and sweaty.

Ask Delta Force V from Matahorn. Chump Norris will look into his Kristol ball.

Bet it'd be good with favas too!

It's a tough job

Some crank's gotta do it

It pays pretty lousey, with no words of thanks.

A cautionary comedy full of hilarious absurdity.

Speed dial Chump Norris Tejas Stranger Victory retrieval Service

On call 24-7. Free call.

Take that belly flop evil doers!

Literary education?

More like Reader's Digest undigested.

I've already finished "The Punting of the Yank"

Today's serial installment was exciting, with of course you to thank.

Mostly I'm with you with regard to Readerreader. He seems to an avid Palin fanboy, his devoted dross, the unreal ramblings, of pin up worshiping, bottom feeder.

Glad the hommus came thru. Baba Ghanoush is nearly as easy to make if you have an eggplant in the house.

Extra Virgin soothes sore ankles. Oily!

One could say that Palinwise, Rd2times is a loner with a boner.

Sounds like a salty method for finger vivisections. Sometimes ancient ways are best.

Had a ceramic old time phamacist's morter and pestal. Best one I've ever used. The one I have now is made of thick sturdy wood, and all tales told, its pretty good.

As handy with knives

As I am with a Cleaver.

Thanks for the heads up. There's a few good mom and pop grocery stores where I am too. There's no other place to go if I need bulghur, and four spice, and a bag of Hindi, Basmati rice, of course, almost invariably, just at the right price.

Without conclusions foregone

The chioce of McCian

Would be just wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Seek ye greener cow pastures.

Build a better Cow Pie that flies

People smell 'K Roving Manual

Take off the "concerned" disguise

Is that YOU

Miss Minnie Pearl?

Out! gosh darn stain!

OUT! OUT! OUT!

Would you not pick a winning steed?

McCain is having trouble just getting out the gate

His chances don't put him strongly in the lead

Checked out Sarah's act

And got EMBARRASSED!

Nobody should be sequestered.

Ya Amkika! Intu majaneen?

North to Alaska...whoops! the gig is up.

But not the Code of Hanurabi

Which states quite clearly

Don't try 'n rob me.

Wilderness of pain

And all the children

Are McCain

...the horror

The Price is Right!

Come on down!

yeah!

yeah!

yeah! YEAH....!

Peering through your mist

I think I get the thrust

Of your basic gist:

Black is beautiful

Tan is grand

But white's still the color

Of the big boss man

Pushin' the Palin factor

Would be an exercise in futility

I live in a hicktown

You live in one too

We all live in a hicktown

Huntin' wild caribou!

Eight years endured

Sanitarium U. S. of A.

Home of the paranoid enslaved

Lost in a Roman

Wilderness of pain

Where tommorow's children

Bear the branded mark

Of John McCain

The horror....the horror

The horror

The horror

Crocker Jordan.

Blood clotted cottage cheese

From the lips of Seth

"The O'Donnell Files"

I'd say Maureen's been 'a Drudgein'....

Also the voice of Powdered Toastman

On Ren & Stimpy

Was also heard to say:

"Leave EVERYTHING to me!"

Gruel and gulags can only be next.

Hides tails 'n mollusks 'n snails

Will the tells of tales mark it?

Dudley Do-Right-flaps-bat-wings

Only 'ol Fu Manchu

Can divine the mystery of these things.

Drops purple gobs of acid blobs

With the hip replacement

agility-utitlity of

An overarching folk villain

Boomer-be-bop

Booby B. Goode

Wurd Cup Champ. Nixon goes to Tehran? No waaaay Man!

No talks? Only stuckato squawks? What gained if nothing

Adventured? Discuss.

Upwards

You lift thee...

Bring on the suck.

Even more than Wunderwoman & Cacius Ali

9 out of 10 relics

All roundly agree

#1 Wunderkind

Fandom often blind

Fandumb

Was bloody great. Sy Richardson, Keith David, Roddie Piper. "They Live" is what we live today. They live...you sleep.

Butthole Surfer's "Brown Reason to Live"

thanx linda.

Hippie is a hip package

That rebel consumers seek

I was born "there"

And I'm bored "there."

There.

Is in the pudding

seek a guru or a shrink?

Plop. Plop. Fizz. Fizz.

O What a Pink Mist It Is....

The watch is on for Alaskan lifeguard

Sarah Palin.

It's 'Opeless!

Cos we can all unanimously agree

With the mark of McCain

And the right 'ol honorable

Pastor Hagee

Stop Makin' Sense.

Eat raviolois!

Is a hippie

They build bongs

And drop them on Japan

Get yer gun.

you and your little cozy berates

you've never even BEEN to the states

I have discovered and rediscovered Bob Dylan, and have absolutely no interest in him what so ever.

Strange times, deranged times....

Get on the news as it happens. Yahoo News reports that the ATF has broken up a duo of boneheaded skin heads who had deadly designs on assasinating Obama.

Yahoo News reports that two boneheaded skinheads have been broken up by the ATF, both involved in an apparent plot to assasinate Obama.

Seems like the same 'ol socially Unconcious Soda Jerk to me!

like you're a rambler

step back in the shower

you're all wet

"postwar"

It's only a cartoon!

And thigh high platform boots?

that was the shortest endorcement in history.

Everybody knows that "redistributive change" is the new post sunken stock market republican share cropper social welfare system.

You're the real deal. Really!