My Georgian history is very rusty. What ever became of Eduard Sheverdnadze? He was Gorby's guy back in the tail end times of the Sovietsky Empire, and then was later president of Georgia. I heard from some Georgians guys working in a Lebanesse restraunt back around '98, that Eduard was a bad sort in the eyes of many Georgians.

Boy Scout Motto:

Be Prepared to Cut your Own Throat First....

I want YOU!

Go fish Gamblinz

Robo-rant

Confessional recant?

And Klytus c/o Libya/Egypt exactraction claims the mighty mantle of Skander's mighty general Tol-lomey ibni Hat-cat-suit as legal forebears...

Just call me 'O Klytus for short.

Run your car on Romance

See if it'll dance...

Liddy became a talk radio hack

Limbaugh's loony assistant

Cleo wore bird drop soup Fu-man-chu eye liner back in the time

Back in dem days y'alls could buy a bussel's worth of

Cosmetics for single dime.

Make a resolution.

Vote proposition 1. No more Minutia Pollution

I know. Aberdeen's in Scot-land.

Personality cult reincarnate

Agin & Agin...............

Can I git a Amen?

My Weatherman cell has weathered much weather. I live in the foot hills of Boot Hill next to Cowboy Bob's Bigboy. My predictions, pundit produced in techno color sonar, are that as things now go, tommorow will probably bring America, its first flakes of brown snow.

Good puppy Wags doesn't forget fanboy photo album. He who asks shall recieve autographs! Come back with tongue in cheek, not panting wagging o'er Palin please.

Drive safe.

Needs immediate neuter.

Ya can't run the world on illusions.

If a married CEO flies to Seattle to fuck his secretary is that okay?

Take your illusions and get stuffed.

Some people can stomach canned corn...I can't.

That was a quick jaunt to the Palin hoedown and back again.

Wrapped in swaddlin' clothes in a manger?

It's only natural environmentally speaking.

Court a cute looking post-modern primate in your own immediate community.

Cheap read-rag

Costs nothing

Says nothing

Note to self

Cancel subscription

Too much junk mail backed up

Flush costs five cents

Still, good investment.

Backed up back issues of Reader Reader

Deliver Tidy Bowl man rebbutal

All good flushes equal to other

Sqirreling waters remind of reader readings

Swirls sing of a minutia of things

Five cents investments smartly expended

The pipes are clean and now chromium sing

In hard times of eco-depression

Toilet reader readings

Provide new printable paper products

In case of toilet paper recession

Sqirreling waters jangle jingle from septic bowels

Impatient readers await the fudgement of the owls

All Drudge factored O'Rallies Nuremburged for

Arm photon torpedoes

McCain fashins speedos

Emperor unapperent's new clothes

Where's Lt. Uhura?

Klytus desirous of inter-galatic marriage to this woman

Too long years single

Uhura brings delitement to a weary Klytus

have a short distance between their ears

and treasure love sufferings

for long days months and years

"The Tracy Clark-Flory Story"

what? ME worry...?

No fall o' Murican Umpires? Uh-uh. Nother Holywood Structure

Busboy Natl. Sports... Remember lines upcoming for casts for

fall season. Celery co-pilot? Maybe new career in Warshston?

Hope sprigs eternal...Umpires new calls. Calls for casting

unheeded...Depression receded? Not likely. Stay at bat after 8

year fouls. BAMA! Out the park? Hears Hopes.

You are a Kayam person.

Gilded gifts of eloquent 'Salamas

And golden lamas

Good hope sprigs etenal with refreshing crunch.

Indeed

Stimulatin' is circulatin'...

Reader Readership twice flushes comodes

I gotta Calcutta outta here...

There was a bad aroma...

What it was there was no tellin'

Broken Beat Box intones

Repetitions

Gasps and Grainy Groans

For the record:

A b-b-b-b-broken r-r-r-record

Spun from hell

Where there's Trash

There's bound to be a bad smell.

Princess of a priceless Black Hole

Gravity of said swirl swims in circular India space

She my Shiva Suffers no fools

Texans talk of Bigness

Huh! But born insecure no bidness!

I was 22.

My girlfriend went away to Tempe AZ. to study at ASU

I held on for three months

Then I met Doran

Later Leslie

Both liked fuckin' me.

Beth returned to Houston in December

Did I have girlfriends when Beth was away?

I don't remember.

Muricans have all Holy Cows

I have only dog friend and four chickens!

McCain pay 10 cow for Cindy!

Cindy 10 cow wife!

Klytus has crumbs.

Readerreader has Palin pin up!

Why O readership?

Klytus pines for better economy and Calcutta princesses.....

Remember Klytus and Cerely Good Hommus recipes

1 can chik peas

1 Cuisinart

1 1/2 cup tahini (Egypt says "tahina")

Crush 3 garlics in morter & peltal with teaspoon 1 salt

Blend with lemon juice in Cuisinart

MMMMMMM!

Healthful.

Have black 'n tan mutt Omar the Sharif

Princess price can be worked out on stock market.

Remind me about a new calculator.

Hommus too easy for the home

Costs small money

Healthful too.

But puulease no Palins!

No peans too from Reader regurgitate fanbois...

Enuff!

McCain eyes

Red Saucer like in headlights

The 3 crushed garlic cloves are the secret...

Have morter & pestel can crush.

Make salt garlic paste.

Add to the other ingredients.

Experiment

Have fun.

You are welcome.

and resoundingly renounced!

No oftens

Nails in coffins

But ~ Query...

Embraced Angels of Better Natures?

Or Oblong Round Table

Triple Creature Triple Feautures?

Ask not.

But your Country?

SNL was saucey semolina satire-parody comedy

Now damp egg noodles

Can't Ketchup

Heroes come in many shapes and sizes

And politcal disguises recieve trubutary door prizes

This is your life John McCain.

Good postings regarding fors and againsts

Good words. Straight to salients points

Lacking lardy pretenses.

Stay lean in this season of mean.

Break open the Champipple.

Much funnier 'n farcical.

glug.

Festus versus Klytus

Who has the fastest finger in Dodge City?

You judge. Marshal Matt.

"Peace and Wellness"

Let us shed the mortal coil

Of this interminal Hellness.

Amy Poehler is a spazoid on crack.

My last word. A cheap brew. Unsatisfying. No careful old world Cheko-Slovak craftsmanship.

Might as well gulp 5 cent ripple in night time junkyards with Fred & Lamont.

G' Night.