Weep not valorous valkerie. Bon Courage.

Let's talk about spuds.

That grey graphic of an elephant sinkin' down 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, is a work of art that not even Rembrant could equal. Goddamn gorgeous.

May Allah reward you in this and the next life!

Salams, not bombs.

AND a star?

Of McCainian machinations

And an iron pressed thumb....

Surely I should only be rewarded a star for shooting Iraqis. Long live the usurper's of his majesty Haroun al-Rashid's glory!

A Thousand & One Delights

Verily, indeed, it shall grander than the court of Haroun al-Rashid.

Obama is a neo-Caliph, and I Klytus the tyrant am poised to become his new chief Grand Vezir, custodiam of the royal Hareem, and broom sweeper of the Royal Seraglio. Long live his majesty the Caliph!

shit.

...but only the Scorpians can rock it like a hurricane.

Celery. Read Mark E. Smith. Mr. Pharmacist! Drago's Guilt. Hey Luciani! Good FALL poet. Latrines sink. Yesteryears Kraft Mac. No McCains. REEALLY! Fallin' Ditch ain't gonna get my bones or yers...Bath room's writins sumtimes enlightnin', BUT Celery has the crunch of TRUTH. At least on attempts. Tempts? Healthful as always. No flatter shrimp batter. No Cuntry Jones 'n fish 'n chips.

When do I get to put my feet in some wet cement on the walk of infamy?

You just said a mouthful bud.

But Annie W. gives good Drudge.

Me, Ashlyn Gere, and Patty Hearst.

Long live the new loaf!

Eyez hates sportx. But will have southern fried felafel with Glenn 'n Celery. Who's buyin'? Potsdam Steelers vs. Vatican Cardinals 'K?

I mailed in my absentee ballot for Obama last week.

He's had "redistribution" standing solid in bold print on the face of his site for three days.

I like that coinage. I salute you sir.

Too furry.

Flava vision's not blurry.

Zappa

Capt. Beefheart

Crazy Arthur Brown

I truck in mad clowns.

Watch razor's apples out!

Cuntry Joe & the Fried fish

Fishy

Two boneheads Heard backwards Beatle's wind blowin'

Dylan' know what they wuz doin' dey sed.

SSSuuure. Sez U! Cult starz carry out plotz

Fanboyz/gilz swoon. Klytus: What a maroon!

The Answer my Friend is Gurglin' in the Wind

Klytus Don't Truck in NO HIP-ee. Peace out.

1st Gen punx '77-79 Houston Tx No urinals at Paradise Island

Piss IN sink instead. 'K. Bell bottom hang-bangs

Stevie Nix. NO say's I: I donot like IT

Hate & War ~ "The only things we got today" - Strummer J.

Dead early. Same as Hips. Different but same. Strange.

'Lectrical shockers wake up dead 60's rock stars.

"They Live" you sleep...

You're the real deal. Really!

Everybody knows that "redistributive change" is the new post sunken stock market republican share cropper social welfare system.

that was the shortest endorcement in history.

And thigh high platform boots?

It's only a cartoon!

"postwar"

like you're a rambler

step back in the shower

you're all wet

Seems like the same 'ol socially Unconcious Soda Jerk to me!

Yahoo News reports that two boneheaded skinheads have been broken up by the ATF, both involved in an apparent plot to assasinate Obama.

Get on the news as it happens. Yahoo News reports that the ATF has broken up a duo of boneheaded skin heads who had deadly designs on assasinating Obama.

Strange times, deranged times....

I have discovered and rediscovered Bob Dylan, and have absolutely no interest in him what so ever.

you and your little cozy berates

you've never even BEEN to the states

Get yer gun.

They build bongs

And drop them on Japan

Is a hippie

Eat raviolois!

Stop Makin' Sense.

Cos we can all unanimously agree

With the mark of McCain

And the right 'ol honorable

Pastor Hagee

It's 'Opeless!

The watch is on for Alaskan lifeguard

Sarah Palin.

Plop. Plop. Fizz. Fizz.

O What a Pink Mist It Is....

seek a guru or a shrink?

Is in the pudding

I was born "there"

And I'm bored "there."

There.

Hippie is a hip package

That rebel consumers seek

thanx linda.

Butthole Surfer's "Brown Reason to Live"

Was bloody great. Sy Richardson, Keith David, Roddie Piper. "They Live" is what we live today. They live...you sleep.

Fandumb

Even more than Wunderwoman & Cacius Ali

9 out of 10 relics

All roundly agree

#1 Wunderkind

Fandom often blind

Bring on the suck.

Upwards

You lift thee...

Wurd Cup Champ. Nixon goes to Tehran? No waaaay Man!

No talks? Only stuckato squawks? What gained if nothing

Adventured? Discuss.

Drops purple gobs of acid blobs

With the hip replacement

agility-utitlity of

An overarching folk villain

Boomer-be-bop

Booby B. Goode

Dudley Do-Right-flaps-bat-wings

Only 'ol Fu Manchu

Can divine the mystery of these things.

Hides tails 'n mollusks 'n snails

Will the tells of tales mark it?

Gruel and gulags can only be next.

Also the voice of Powdered Toastman

On Ren & Stimpy

Was also heard to say:

"Leave EVERYTHING to me!"

I'd say Maureen's been 'a Drudgein'....

Blood clotted cottage cheese

From the lips of Seth

"The O'Donnell Files"

Crocker Jordan.

Eight years endured

Sanitarium U. S. of A.

Home of the paranoid enslaved

Lost in a Roman

Wilderness of pain

Where tommorow's children

Bear the branded mark

Of John McCain

The horror....the horror

The horror

The horror

I live in a hicktown

You live in one too

We all live in a hicktown

Huntin' wild caribou!

Pushin' the Palin factor

Would be an exercise in futility

Peering through your mist

I think I get the thrust

Of your basic gist:

Black is beautiful

Tan is grand

But white's still the color

Of the big boss man

yeah!

yeah!

yeah! YEAH....!

The Price is Right!

Come on down!

...the horror

Wilderness of pain

And all the children

Are McCain

But not the Code of Hanurabi

Which states quite clearly

Don't try 'n rob me.

North to Alaska...whoops! the gig is up.

Ya Amkika! Intu majaneen?

Nobody should be sequestered.

Checked out Sarah's act

And got EMBARRASSED!