Seek out Rabbi

Imam

Priest

And scarlet garbed pampered pope

Why O Murica

Such stubbornly doltish dope?

Ghost of X-mas past

Ahamad-genie-had

Put to public's test

People of Iran

Have not the width and breadth of Murican hope

Least it's known to Persian people

That Genie-had

Is soap on a Ayatollah's rope

Poor Murican people

Watch Uh-Hero Chump Norris and Johnald McDonald on TV

And think that's the way

That shit's supposed to be

Uh-Murica unbeknownst to itself

Is its own mystery...

Why so sensasillity?

Christly Chris Sinewy

Make true peace with omooex

Why not a Sadat?

Look at all we've all got....

To top the charts

Israel firstin'....

WMD lied

Diplomacy untried

Chump Norris

Kung-poo slide

Question unwhyed...

Lay off the crack.

you assume very much

and paint great strokes

with a very wide brush...

Word Eng.: "Jew"

"Problem" old

Unto "Problem" new?

The "New" view?

Who knew!

Mr. Mahmoud I-need-a-job will be voted out in Iran's soon forthcoming elections. He tops the totem of the Iranian people's bottom selections.

Khoda hafez Klytus says....

Hush defamitories

Flamable Inflammatories

Treat Eat supositories

Still your tall-tail-a-stories

Broken Neon-Con

Unseeing

Perchance to soar

Az

Uh-Murcan eagle

I don't speak good Farsi

But you are not near

Nor far

Nor three sighted

Klytus salutes you

May we all fly the skies of United

I appreciate what you got

But tis human to err

And divine to Anwar Sadat

Salams

Not Bombs

We all have grouchy dads

And we all love our moms

Have hope can float

Who is this fossilized

Soc-i-o-scat-cog-ical

Stone age dope?

As another of color

You words don't speak to me

Brother

But leave it to Floridians to fuck up an election

A backasswards state

That should bear close inspection...

You're crazier than Mike Tyson

Of the Hands of Fate...

I

Are

He.

You try too hard.

But brought back

By wide demand...

I think Ultra-bright toothpaste

If you don't have an Ultra-bright smile

What a yellowy mess!

Good Celery is more healthful any 'ol day

Go pinch off a log.

Don't need Dyson's

Dicey 'lil saucey-logical

Melodrama

The dude is pedantic

To the pointless point of furry-frantic

Don't talk down to moi like a he in the know

Like you're my numba one

Pundit bro pro

Old obsolescence

Is needful of the EXIT door

I cannot believe your reality

Much less your mentality

You mean Mount McKinney?

You big silly.

Who would vote for a big craggy rock?

To choose from.....

Close your eyes

Pull a lever

Four more years

Of Leave it to Beaver?

Rage personified

The tempestuous one

Will NOT be denied

Viet Nam is still un-won

Olive drab days

Promise glad years of McFun

Clasping

Grasping

thirst unquenched

A dry seed wanders winds

Unsprouted

Upwrenched

As opposed to completely McDeranged?

Roads to take

Choices to make

Shriveled Nader Sprouts

Detergents to

The divides of deepest doubt

are their takers and or traders?

This mentality does not compute with reality.

Nader WOULD be the first American Prez of Arab desent

I suppose begrudgingly I could give my consent

Being of Libyan-Egyptian stock myself

Bein' an Ay-ran in America is like bein' relogated

To somebody's secret back shelf

Nader is a Lebaneese

But Personally

I wouldn't vote for a guy

As stoic as a tree

Just add a cup of water

How instantaneously strange!

There wasn't even one in 1776

Revolution is for Silly Rabbits

And try hard Chic Gueveras eat Trix

ana arab

yi kelem arabi?

Or as it's said in Farsi:

"Khoda hafez..."

malesh!

inta yakelem kwais!

I was born in Houston Texas

My mom was Egyptian Copt

My dad is a Libyan nob

We both come from cultures fucked by America

I thought we had something in common

Time to reverse the trend

Republicanism must end

That we live in an all post racial society

But Dyson 'ol dang Dawg sounds like:

"Clawk it up on 'ol Ultra-Brighty"

I saw that toothpaste commecial back in '72!~!

Kissin' and dissin'

my one 'o a kind Falasha ass

Bein' the one of a mind-kind

Original African Garvey jew ras

If you need a translator

Save this material

For later

Klytus caught at unhalal kosher

Antics of Klytus kind clown of all commoners

Axe Sincere Celery Salutations at ablution Tunisia fountain

Celery sincerely seen light at dawn's early plight

Inpart knowing..

"deployed?"

As in to Iraq?

Klytus wouldn't wanna open THAT sack...

Mom

Mono-deist

Klytus earth sandals

Diciple

Celery Good Beist

LOVE.

beg

degradations

to conflagrations

amongst nations

why argue with

200 tv stations?

Of mixed breed mutt

His/Her own warm happy hut

He/Her carefully tucked

His/Her name Omar Kayam

My four legged main man-wo-man

His coloring:

Black & tan

Pointy edge pun-bit perforate

Redress to digress

Of progress unheard

Any Dice you dice it

Dyson's Dodo finger-bird

Unpreciated

"Colored" pixilated

What's wunders unwaited?

The more I see her

The more she seems assholey

THINK FOR YOURSELF

Be no see no

TEEVEE programmed

Keebler Elf...

ONE WAY is no kinda way

I'm tired of holy hued spokesmen

And jokesmen

Speakin' for my swarthy ass

Enjoy multi-color aesthetics

Not rerun color clash

Done that

White is white?

Black is black?

And never the twain shall they meet?

How sweet!

White & Black walk and talk the pavements

And on cold corners warmly greet

O ye Tee Vee Profit Dyson

Rules rooster roost on high

Come on down to fresher air

The air is thin above the sky

Was a ghost story to behold

True terror unbridled

Jolie

Go back to fish mouthy antics

I share not a facination

Not one 'o your frantic fanboy/girl romantics

Sorry for broken semantics

If you're culturally "outside"

Lookin' "in"

If you're born 'n branded by "livin' color"

Well, really. Where to begin?

Dyson is a 'ol boomer 'n 60's late bloomer

And a dice shootin' Sunday schooler

Preach not lest ye hold real work

TV talk is just so much squawk

Respec.

So achingly caustic!

Why shards of chard?

Live 'n let lard.