...as Orson Welles did in his excellant film noir classic "The Lady from Shanghai," that it usually occurs, that when a school of sharks smell the scent of blood, that sooner or later they begin to feed on one another, until the ocean's beautiful tranquil blue waters, are turned into a terrible sea of turbulent red...

That Obama has long established ties to "El Gato" the infamous masked Mexican wrestler.

Which one is the real hockey puck, the puck or Palin?

Whose whole entire show

Is soley devoted

To Sean's dearest grand illusions

And personal vanity

Fox News has finally broken the story:

Obama has been secretly moonlighting as a masked Mexican wrestler named "El Obambo."

He is part of a secret conspiracy of Mexican wrestlers, whose task is to rush the Texas border with a tag team of Mexican illegals in tow, ultimately taking over America's economy, and with the end all objective in mind, of using the poor, hapless American people, as pinantas.

That he'd just retire...

You don't read so well

Your apologetics are weak

And produce a bogus smell

Don't count all of your ChickenHawks before they hatch...and then crash...

As in get off yours and VOTE!

I'm THERE!

My absentee ballot with Barack Obama checked off as my choice for president of the United States is already off in the mail.

...McCain reminds me more of Ronald McDonald than Douglas McArthur.

Stick it up your ass sideways.

Well, truthfully speaking, Truthfully is about as stupid as a lamp post.

I don't suppose there's any real rest

For a weary troll

Harken to that sound

Of the bell's final toll.

I love Wesley Willis.

"Rock and Roll McDonalds" is one of my favorite underground classics.

Wesley was ahead of his time.

He must of been to have written a song that is now so timely such as "Suck a Caribous's Ass."

I'm sure even Readerreader would agree.

I almost forgot to mention another Wesley Willis favorite of mine:

"They Threw Me Out Of Church"

Stop all your anxious dreading

It's a bright and brand new day

For a shotgun wedding

You have it all backasswards. You say that congress sabotaged Bush's initiatives, when it indeed it was Bush's initiatives that sabotaged this country.

Get real.

It was wise of you

With eyes opened and clear

To give example to

How demonstrations of hate

Encouraged the assassin's hand

Of Yigal Amir...

And must be crushed like bed bugs...

The republican party's definative demise

He who labors hard

To destroy the republican party

Should get to the polls early

And not be tardy....

Of his and Bristol's

Little redneck romance

Levi made pee-pee

In Levi's pants..

Next time your little weany

Gets kinda boney

Stick your dick in a light socket

You vain glorious little phoney

You are patently

Full of shit...

The sunshine state

A spawning ground for scum

A swamp pit of

The evil

The ugly

And the truly second rate...

A quaint take

On what news may break...

I'm gonna proceed to make some noses start bleedin'...

Go take your own prescription, and YOU, go FUCK YOURSELF.

Can do?

Shit a new brick or stew in your own shit, does your sad ass sack ever just quit?

Was uncertain if she'd inspired applause

Or jeers of hate....

They love me?

They hate me?

They cheer me?

They berate me?

What have you been smokin'?

McCain's gonna keep us in Iraq

Until the next century opens

Born on a mountain

Raised in cave

Truckin' n' fuckin'

Are all I crave...

I didn't even know that 'ol boy had hisself the 'bility ta write anythin' with his own hand...

You sher he didn't have no hep?

Remember "I'm Proud to be a Uh'murican"

Who did that shit?

Was it Micheal Bolton or Kenny G?

Hell, are kiddin'?

Low is the only way to go that 'ol one trick Hank Jr. knows.

Sarah was 40ish

In a pregnant condition

It's a little ol' Alaskan thing

We like to call our inbred tradition

Bristol came home to her mom

With a big 'ol belly

Momma Sarah was shocked

Said it looked like "a big 'ol bowl full 'o jelly"

The day came around for the Momma pitbull to give birth

She howled and she clawed

For all that wildness she was worth

She had herself a pup

And called him Trig

He wudden't but a little thang

He twern't all that big

The Palin family gathered 'round for baby Trig's christenin'

And momma Palin said all went as it did

Cos god and Jesus was all listenin'

Cos gettin' knocked up

Is just an old Palin family tradition...

But when the pussy gets criticized for it

He has a thin skin...

Y'all see how easy it is ta write cuntry muzik?

Nashville here we come!

It's an inbred tradition...

Tammy WhyNot that sung that song?

If you could ever get laid

You'd really make the grade.

You just said a mouthful girl...

Why so stiff?

I often find it that sometimes people are caught unawares

Of the many numerous times they put on such pompously crafted

Phony Ayres...

All I can say with my most charitable of views

Is buy yourself a pair

Of Republican

Platform shoes

With purpose

Perchance to keep hope afloat

Is to drag one's hide to the polls

And cast one's own

Individual vote...

Where have you been

I've been waitin' here just to let you in

Yeah Santa Claus

What you got on your back

Is there somethin' for me inside that sack

I want a abrand new car

A twangy guitar

A cute little honey

And lots of money

Santa Claus

Won't you tell me please

What you're gonna put under my Christmas tree

And you just say:

Nuthin'!

Nuthin'!

Nuthin'!

Nuthin'!

Ohhh Santa Claus!

But these racist mobs

Remind one more of

Planet of the Apes...

From out of the thicket

McCain/Palin

The "let's go ape" ticket....