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Monday, July 20, 2009 11:07 PM

This show must be something like 40 years old..

..I remember it coming on when I was a real little in the late 60's.

Monday, July 20, 2009 10:55 PM
Original article: This Modern World

Good one Tom..

..and thanks for the reminder to people too stupid to pay attention that Bill Kristol is ALWAYS wrong.

Monday, July 20, 2009 03:25 PM

The Repimplicans have a lot of prepping and pimping around to do..

Before they can launch a cum back

And once again fuck you royal

And give you a good long hard screw

Monday, July 20, 2009 03:14 PM
Original article: How to upgrade human values

If we get a one for all and all for one health system will we become a better people?

I sure hope so because as an essentially selfish people we sure can suck the big one.

Friday, July 17, 2009 06:14 PM
Original article: Walter Cronkite dies

Around 1980 passing through the an auditorium that was just letting out at Rice University...

...where Walter was the speaker, I suddenly paused and recognized him walking through the hall and extended my hand. He shook it and gave me his autograph which is now lost. I remember Walter best as a kid as the guy who who came on the news night after night, and told us about how many body bags we were to expect back from Nam, and what a dead end that dumb war war was, and how it seemed like it would never ever end.

Friday, July 17, 2009 05:27 PM

6Stringer

Here's a full military salute

With my lil' 'ol middle finger

Friday, July 17, 2009 01:21 PM

Not even a breast beating jungle ape

Is given over to wild murderous revenge

And base crimes of vindictive rape!

So I guess when you take people all round

And add up the sum

They're all pretty evenly the same

Just floating pond scum...

Thursday, June 25, 2009 04:36 AM

Hey liberty

Sing us a little sailor song

Then pack off for the shit house

Which is where you belong.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 09:48 PM

Check it out!

Liberty for a fee

And his neo-conning ilk

They still got the crunch

That stays crunchy in milk..

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 08:17 PM

Oh the neo-con

Slobs are useful

to

Ahmad-I-Need-Job...

You bet your sweet ass they are.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 04:56 PM

Aye aye Captain!

Let's let 'em have it

With a one two punch!

Captain Liberty

Gonna show 'em

Cos he's badder

Than that

Bad ass

Captain Crunch!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 04:47 PM

Fire torpedos!

Anchors away!

Wouldn't be great

To have 'ol liberty

At the helm

For a day?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 03:46 PM

Listen to 'ol liberty

Got his itchy finger

Pressed

Real hard 'n tight

Right up to his nervous trigger

Waits

In breathless expectation

For oppurtunity's welcome knock

Then he figures he'll kick it even BIGGER...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 01:32 AM

Hey liberty

No HOT DOGS for any Iranian diplomats on the 4th?

How WILL they survive?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 06:02 AM

So liberty

You're gonna go the gung-ho road and "liberate" Iran huh? I can't wait to kick back and watch the people of Iran gouge a goddamn stick into your eye and give it a few good grateful turns. You're a born asshole. You never learn, and thusly so, you DESERVE to burn.

Monday, June 22, 2009 07:58 PM

And that's the TRUTH

RUTH!

Monday, June 22, 2009 07:54 PM

I truly hope the U.S. these many decades past has learned

FUCK with IRAN

And you will once again be much pained

And get SEVERELY BURNED.

That's just the way it is folks.

The best policy beyond any shadow of a doubt, is one in which the U.S., just butts the fuck out.

Monday, June 22, 2009 07:42 PM

RR

Maybe I'm off

But I don't remember Obama givin' Ali Khamenei no "hugs"

Maybe I really missed something

Or maybe you're on drugs.

Is this just you makin' a little mound out of some cute little minutia again?

Monday, June 22, 2009 07:32 PM

I don't have a Neda

But I do have a Ranaa.

A friend of long standing for many many years

And I'm over here watching all this unfold

Grappling with a host of fears.

Monday, June 22, 2009 03:34 PM

Hit the dirt

Those Basiji batons

Are gonna hurt

Monday, June 22, 2009 03:29 PM

Neda...Nadia

What's one woman's death?

What's in a name?

This struggle is more than symbols

And silly fun and games...

Monday, June 22, 2009 01:09 PM

So this was to be thier Neo-Clown plan?

To use the MEK

To stage another stupid coup

Inside Iran...?

Looks to me like it's bed time Bozos.

Monday, June 22, 2009 09:07 AM

Liberty for a tall fee

You're a real mo-ron ain't cha?

Monday, June 22, 2009 02:56 AM

Learn to write?

You'll just have to teach me

Do you think you might?

Monday, June 22, 2009 02:40 AM

I'm not defending Ahmad din-a-slob

But now and then take a look

In your own back yard.

Monday, June 22, 2009 02:26 AM

Yeah Jonathan

And Israel ain't sittin' on a ton 'o nukes

And for this fact don't deserve no sharp rebukes..

Sunday, June 21, 2009 09:47 PM

Between RR

And GLC

You really get

Your real

Fuck wit's worth

Of top shit punditry...

Saturday, June 20, 2009 08:24 PM

They can crack the people down

But the cry for reform

Will only come back

Making a much louder sound

Saturday, June 20, 2009 08:13 PM

Down with Ahmad-din-a-fraud!

Khamaini's no man of god!

Saturday, June 20, 2009 02:46 AM
Original article: Roundup: Movies not to miss

What

a bore.

Saturday, June 20, 2009 02:41 AM

Monkey off monkeymonkey

No Palestinian state? Say's who? huh? You? You of wise Donkey? Go make monkey business with your monkey's uncle. Nobody wants the totalitarian, but you need a good veterinarian.

Saturday, June 20, 2009 02:29 AM
Original article: Roundup: Movies not to miss

The Nazi zombies thing was done before

In a flick called

"Shock Waves"

In which they arose undead

From the ocean floor...

Friday, June 19, 2009 06:39 PM

Virtue

Your virtuous virtue is so dazzling

It often blinds me

And of a kind of high absurdity

It often reminds me....

Friday, June 19, 2009 01:45 PM

Khamanei

Weep all you want

You've long made Iran suffer

Now it's YOU it shall haunt...

Friday, June 19, 2009 03:26 AM

So virtue,

What do write?

Romance fiction?

Thursday, June 18, 2009 02:16 PM

The Ayatollah can crack this down

Put he will not

Nor can he shake the Iranian people's will

To bring true reforms above ground

Thursday, June 18, 2009 02:12 PM

Whatever

So long as a record

Of what is happening

In Iran

Is kept on as an important

Eye witness

Endeavor

Thursday, June 18, 2009 02:01 PM
Original article: Night of the living neocons

Yes they like little toiling elves did true empower

But in the end they were all devoured....

Thursday, June 18, 2009 01:00 PM

Hmm

The dark days of Savak

Seem to be creeping back...

Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:53 PM
Original article: Bomb Iran -- with love!

maureen

These young repug pissants

Can't handle the truth

Put it down to their knobby naivite

And bushy tailed youth...

Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:33 PM
Original article: Night of the living neocons

I would like to see these preening pimps

Try a third time

To just attempt

To inject themselve

Like busy little elves

Once again into Iran

Just so I could watch them all

Get SHIT CANNED!

Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:21 PM

Joan

Salon's Iran coverage has been some of the very best, and has been a real life saver for me as some of my dearest loved ones are Iranians. Thanks very much. Sincerely.

Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:16 PM

Too true

Xrandadu

I too second that view..

Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:07 PM

Joan

Blind brute rage is the oxygen of their hate

But do you really think we will begin to see it truly abate?

Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:52 AM
Original article: Bomb Iran -- with love!

As an invividual whose whole life has been shaped by Iranian politics..

..by virtue of the fact that I have loved ones who ARE Iranians, I would just like to say the Republicans should concern themselves more with getting their own scatalogical shit together, as Iranians are trying to do the best for themselves with no INTERFERENCE from the likes of you you fuckers, so tend to your own sulking shit, and sod off. Khoda hafez...

Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:36 AM
Original article: Night of the living neocons

Ha!

Would THIS surprise you?

At THIS particular time?

There IS no rest

For neocon jobbing slime....

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 03:04 PM

FUCK OFF!

Keep things limited to your own interior

Namely Dick Cheney's big fat fuckin' pink posterior!

Keep your own rotten eggs in your fucking basket

And if your assistance is called for

Motherfucker you'll hear us ask for it.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:09 AM

Days of rage!

And who knew

Outta 'o the blue

That neo-cons

& Ayatollahs

Would both

Be

On the same page..

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