Satire is bitiing

And sharp

Your shit however

Is just a grope in the dark.

It just sort of sneaks up and blinds you with comedic genius.

When you can always blame

The "other" man?

"Salo" is an enigma of the cinema I've heard about for over 20 years. I'm going to see it.

Well sure she is.

She's Sarah's dummy...dummy.

Naw.

Just more 'o the McSame.

Does this mean that McCain will more or less be ignoring the "mud people?"

Not only know where Osama bin Laden IS

But will also CATCH him in all due course...

Coming to this theater

As its next attraction

Comes the McMotion picture

With ALL the best Hollywood ACTION

Cos it's only those in the biz

Who really truly know

Where Osama Bin Laden is.....

But where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

You are most welcome to stow your cash in any orifice of your own choosing, from where I'm standing, McCain is losing...

At least we're not "whacked"

On McCrack.

I hate to get personal

But if you really wanna

Spare your own life

It's HIGH time

you get off

The 'ol McPipe...

Is the Sludge Retort

Your very bestest

Last resort?

Pure uncut McCain

Is bad for your brain...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

..an Ahmad-I-need-a-job.

It's good to see that cooler heads prevail in the McCain camp.

You seriously come out sounding paranoid

Just because Klytus

Gave you a health warning of the dangers of the McPipe

Is no reason to get freaked and annoyed.

Those who boil this race down to the basic rudiments of color, just get duller, and duller, and duller, and duller.....

Terkoy seems to want to bomb Iran back into its ancient past and turn the entire country into one huge Zartushti fire temple.

Talk about nation building!

It would be my pleasure to see an enormous sack of elephant shit fall from out of the heavens upon your crooked haloed head.

I hope your let's turn Iran into a radioactive parking lot speech inspires a lot of the cave dwellers in your part of the country.

The legions of the poor.

But when they carry a vote

They despair of even having a hope.

Good for you. I'm your neighbor in Louisiana, just waiting on my abentee ballot to any day arrive, so I can dispatch McCain and Palin off into the sunset, to take their final little Bushit hayride.

I thought only trained circus animals had handlers.

Translation:

When McCain says "my friends," he's really saying "my fools."

The living epitome of ignorance

And personal vanity.

You my man are a cool cat

Who REALLY knows

Where shit's at.

More power to ya!

In these days of post-modern crunch...

That Sarah needs to stop putting on airs

With this whole Ayers travesty.

I'm on the same page as you

Let's see the this election through....

The new eskimo jihadists?

Put away your Madonna

And your Camille's 60's golden old

And listen to the sound of the 13th Floor Elevators

And their song "Monkey Island"

From the now forgotten

60's Underground fold....

"I'm livin' on a monkey island

Right in the middle of a zoo

I'm livin' on a monkey island

Pretendin' to be a monkey too..."

Sarah Palin is a provincial twat,

And your school girl crush on her

Really says a whole lot.

It almost sounds like you're fishing...real hard.

Your crack about Dole and his Viagra banana, made me laugh so good, that it makes one appreciate, that all the best humor carries the truth, and thus is easily understood.

The deep dark recesses

Of the Elephantine mind?

You're good.

Reeeeaal good.

"Them foke"

What's good fer the pig's

proly good fer the poke....

Authenic cuntry gibberish...

Know you not

That TV

Is the big

Mind Fuck....?

Your movies all suck

Ain't that a bitch?

Those who actually PAY for TV

I call

Der Big Loser.

I completely agree

Sarah's nobody's dummy

She's EVERYBODY'S!

Are full accesories sold seperately?

Collect 'em all! I wanna be the first kid on my block to be a clueless clod!

Can I be Captain Clueless Clod?

Woo-hoo! Doesn't look like there's much love lost on sister Sarah in the northern most regions of the country.

...the NEGAVERSE....

Then I must insist upon being the one-eyed cyclops of all PSY OPs...code name Skeletor.

Of the NEGAVERSE can work in REVERSE

So beware

To take care

In the NEGAVERSE....

The Great Intellectual Vacuum.

...I could just shit.

Ever sit for an hour in a doctor's waiting room with the TV ever bleating away, filling the room with its electronic idiocy?

My exposure to daytime TV, as I don't own or watch the tube, is purely pedestrian. Daytime TV seems to consisit mostly of chat shows and game shows. Chat shows where people bare all about their deepest most personal dyfunctions, or game shows, where people are quizzed so they can win big consumer prizes.

Daytime TV seems to be a kind of all consuming, consumer driven confession hour, with the TV hosts presiding as the high priest/priestesses of all of the proceedings.

In short, daytime television at least from my impressions of it, seems to be the great emptiness hour.

What's with all the chunky chicken?

By Association

Obama was in diapers

At the time

Of the Weather Underground's conception

And what of John McCain

He was busy in Viet Nam

Crashin'

His plane...

It's all pretty insane.

That the puttin' on of Ayers

Is McCain unleashing the phoney airs

Of his swift boatin' best

Obama had better difuse this bunko bomb

Before it aquires a bogus life

And puts us all at the mercy

Of a possible McCain presidency

Full of endless McBushit and war torn strife...

"when I was a child

All of ten years old

Do you really believe I was

The Weathermen's

Ace in the hole?"