You'd better hatch out a plan

That'll KEEP shit afloat.

YOU might be a garden variety goddamn fool, but I don't want any average piece of shit legislation breezed on through.

I don't know jack about what comes across, but I do know you must be shittin' bricks, facin' a terribly unpleasant loss.

Actual knowledge of the ways

And workings of the middle east

Are not an essential requisite

For Palin

To make for her

Serious vice presidential case.

McCain knows that any old Joe or Jane

Can deal with the byzantine political mazes

Of Damascus or Tehran

It's just like jumping into Iraq

Without a vision or a plan...

I'll bet the closest Sarah Palin has gotten to understanding and comprehending the complexities of the middle east and its politics has probably been through ordering a felafel sandwich at Pita King.

...on the middle east...but I have a question...do they have felafel in Alaska?

Americans are attracted to stupidity

Like flies are drawn to shit...

Only Kirok of the deep valley can bring the clan of the cave bear and the valley people together under one banner of UGGli Umuricaness. UU! OO! UU! OO! reUGGlican rool til 2022!

Is either deeply dellusional

Or a holified religious snob...

Toothless youth.

...it smells like "victory."

What happened? Why're y'all scrappin'? Five weeks till election and you're both Bill Clinton disectin'? I don't CARE what Bill says or does, Bill Clinton had his two terms, and is now the president that was...

You're right on about the civil rights act....activists and just ordinary Americans did all the the sufferin' and strivin', the work of real live, living, women and men, the work that LBJ did, was the stroke of a pen...

When Bush was bestowed

A second term

I said "you'll be sorry."

But Americans never learn....

From the war

On error?

The average American responce is:

Yeah

Whatever....

I'm not belittling the bold stroke that Johnson's pen took, if he hadn't taken it, shit'd still be like a phone left off the hook...

At least Johnson picked up the line

And heard what was being said on the other end

No president's done that in a while

Now it's just like beatin' yourself on the head.

My favorite slice of Tuco was the part on the prison train when Tuco (played by Eli Wallacch) was hand cuffed to the fat, sadistic, union soldier.

Tuco: "I like big fat men like you. Sometimes they fall down, and they never get up."

The average American response is:

Yeah

Whatever...

But at least Tuco knew where shit was really at...

The all American

Afterthought...

That dirty sock on laundry day

That we just kinda "forgot"

...joins forces with the old McMummy....

Made the music for "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."

He did the music for "1900" too, which all of you guys should see, about how politics shape the fate of an Italian family and a childhood friendship btween two boys, one the son of a peasant farmer, the other, the son of a landed aristocrat.

It was made by the audacious Bernardo Bertolucci, and has long been one of my favorite movies.

C'mon! Americans have been boiling their election choices down to Old West mythology for eons...Just look at all of the "cowboys" who made their mark with the American masses, not on account of candidate qualities of clearheaded competency, but on shit that really counts like cowboy cockiness.

Give yourself a break.

Bush made you swoon

Now reap

The wild doom...

Though Tuco was ugly, at least he was resourceful and sharp.....Palin's got a pretty face, but is hollow inside, and is a holyroller at heart.

My favorite Morricone movie music is from "Danger Diabolik."

Your multiple multiple posts

Prattle on...

So vigorously

So youthfully....

I tell ya true

I'm so staggeringly underwhelmed

I can scarecely

Begin to describe

How to tell it

To you two...

Caped crusaders of the week.

Your voices carrying off

And resounding

And then backwards

Rebounding

Like a mouse's mighty squeak...

I didn't even know that John Philip Law had passed away, I remember loving his Sindbad, back in the Golden Voyage day.

Morricone deserved an award, though I hold the Oscars in as much real a regard, as I hold a plastic toy sword.

Oh that movie that Copola's kid made? No. I read about it...that's about it.

*squeak!*

*squeak!* *squeak!*

*squeak!*

*squeak!*

Knows when it's time to quit a sinking ship

It's only cheifpayne and truthfully

Who don't mind goin' down with it....

You know how it is...the Oscars, they're like American elections.

I remember what must of been a while back, that an Italian pornstar ran for parlaiment, and I think she won it at that!

Ends not with a merry

Little tip of the hat

But with the scurrying and furying sounds of

Angry squeaking mice and rats...

Yup. Yup.

for Hallmark.

The All American

Afterthought

That dirty sock

On laundry day

That we just

Kinda "forgot"

Afirmative.

Johnny Quester

And sometimes

Court Jester

I'm not

An bad investor...

Are often times like that

They have egos as big as the almighty

And preside over three million blind mice

As the right and honorable King Rat.

It means you've got a good head on your shoulders

And that you know what's up

It means you know the real score

Just like crime dog McRuff...

Fuck Ron Paul!

I'm writin' in Mickey Mouse!

I just wanna change the subject for just a moment

To a place far far away...

Boondoggle in Iraq

The all American afterthought

That dirty sock on laundry day

That we just kinda "forgot"

He of the holy host?

The one

The only

Space Ghost?

I don't know about what you heard was "hip"

But I can reliably tell you

That you're full 'o shit.

Well I dunno...

That's a pretty big problem!

just shout

it all out...