You people always misread the Middle East. When Ahmad-I-Need-a-Job makes some bellicose statement to an assembly, he's just saying "Look! I'm the window dressing, the Ayatollahs let me off my leash to bark a little bit, and then reign me back it, I get my picture in the papers, and America goes off its goddamn gourde, it's great fun." If you guys wanna start a war with this windbag, good luck, you're idiots, and you're on your own...

McCain wants to be president

But say's put a hold on campaign work.

No Chump Norris in spandex

If his tender lips get chapped

Cindy breaks out the Blistex.

Your posts might get smarter, if your words were a lot sharper, and perhaps a wee bit tarter. You sound just as ineffectual as Mr. McLame, and I can see from your dull offerings, that you're servin' up more of the same.

In the suggestions you so pollyannishly exhort, you have a whole lot in common, with that same 'ol same 'ol OLD SORT...

Lots 'o luck

To you jeb

And McCain the lame duck.

It depends on the present market value of bullshit.

This will pay off famously in cow chips

That's about it.

I guess a cow turd in the hand is better than rising to be another McBush.

Count the blessings.

In bullshit currency of course.

In cold cow pies.

How could you be so blind?

McCain will be president of an island

And a war hero legend

In his own mind.

You sure do lay on the elephant manure thick, the trouble is, it never wants to stick...

For once we see eye to eye, this McCainian tact, or whatever it is, is some jackshit I won't buy.

Thanks for the clear perspective.

Khoda hafez..

And his cohort McCain

That old bag 'o gas.

I'M not gonna bankroll 'em

To keep 'em all afloat.

Fuck 'em and feed 'em beans

We're people out here

Real human beings.

As a man

You really come across

As a ham.

McCain says "please don't push"

And Obama's just lookin' at these guys and sayin'

"What have you two lunkheads done

To create all this moosh?

I expect to see McCain's lips curl up into a green grimace

I expect his face to turn beet red

I expect to see a pulsing purple blood vessel begin to bulge in his neck

And then I expect his head will explode on national television.

Those remarks say one thing to me, Bubba Bill is one SERIOUS ego stroking asshole.

D'ya think this'll hurt consumer confidence....?

huh hu huh

Bring on the DOOM!

The candidates should earn it

But if you cast your ballot for turd party

You'd might as well burn it.

I'm glad you thought that mental picture

Was 100% live.

And I'm sorry for that coffee spill, but not at all sorry, you got a little kick, or maybe a little bit of a tickled thrill.

Stay loose, take no abuse, and most of all accept no "my dog ate my homework" John McCain B.S. excuse.

Bring on the rich drama.

I think you've been hammered a few too many times in the head

You oughta calm yourself a little more

Cos you're startin' to see red.

Makes a cluckin'

And just keeps on fuckin'...

Sheeeit...try John McLame and yer talkin' there pilgrim.

The prescription is so ordered, it's time to ease back and chill, it's been one long weird day, full of spills and odd rumor mills.

Where McCain and the debate are all concerned, I don't even think the republican faithful are easily buyin' it, this whole fiasco must for now just go on autopilot, there's just pretty much no denyin' it....

Figuratively speaking...Let McCain's jet spin out on erratic autopilot, it'll remain to be seen until tomorrow or the day after, if the rubes all across this quickly conned country, are all really buyin' it...

If they DO pick it up and purchase it, I pity the fools, and one could only attribute such pig fuckin' ignorance, to the sorry condition of our public schools.

Take it easy, stay loose, accept no wooden nickels, or any form of lame brained McCainian excuse.

The direst of dire days

Of the great big elbo push con.

Dubya's urgin' this on strong

Because could the big 'ol Dubya

EVER be wrong?

You do the math

Is this Bush's best fear yarn yet?

Or the new grapes of McWrath?

Brother

I'm beginin' to bet

That we ain't seen nuthin' yet.

My man is good and nutritious, and magically and circumspectly, justifiably suspicious. Bringin' livin' reality to the herd with a word to their vegetable mentality, celery is good, and chews on no banality. For it is better to write a verse than it is to cuss, that is of course, one is flustered beyond all reckoning, and irrepressively must.

it's about the jokers.

Free your mind, and maybe your ass will follow.

He of the imperial fool nero, god help you son, if McCain is your bubble gum card hero.

A suspended in traction

Circus disaster

Bozo....

McCain is gonna mortgage off his..what? Is it Umm 6? Err 3? uh...9 homes to foot the bill, and if you believe that you'll believe McChump didn't duck the debate.

So where's it all with the urgent?

Next time you white wash the truth

Use a much stronger detergent...

You know he's only a slim instant away...

From plummeting into the deepest depths of...

Overdrive panic...

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Better press that first alert

Before this compulsive jerk

Gets hurt

Where he's fallen down in the dirt.

Don't forget to pack your teddy bear and your security blanket, and for the love of god...stop sucking your thumb!

I'm sick up to here with all of his McLame talk

Cos money talks

And McChickenshit walks...