You ask a good question my under another name brother, one which in time, with some due patience, perhaps we might all in time, the answer, discover...why IS hooty so darn cranky, and should we perhaps just be good obliging neighbors, and hand him a fresh hanky...?

Said the Prince

Of the Dark wraiths....

And the people shall all mind them

With a Crackerjack ring

To bing them....

Get on 'em Glenn!

...is a SERIOUS shithole...extend that to the rest of America and have you got?

...and McCain's just plain invalid...

Because I'm no blind alley party-tard

But with this year's election

I've been workin' for the democrats

Real hard.

..you might also believe that Ralf Nader is also ably able to get laid.

So who's who's the real Santa sonny boy?

Has backfired

And become a republican recipe for failin'...

Just keep on trailin'

And failin'....

Oh well. Get a new hope or go piss up a rope.

...it's kind of like supporting and rooting for your favorite pet vegetable.

I think there may be something to that.

Another cheap book sale for Friedman to make.

Are brains like a box 'o rocks gullible?

You'll have to do a whole lot better

To sell that box of marbles.

Than to vote for the dead mouse

That the cat caught, ate, and shat...

So ya wanna take the Pepsi challenge?

Or Naderaid?

Go Back to being a foreign correspondant

And spend some quality time in Iraq

Look long and well upon the total travesty

That you THOUGHT we'd all bought.

The mystical seer, second only to that prophetic magician of the middle ages, the amazing NostrilDumbass.

Always a plus.

To all who vote Ralph Nader

Which is the exact same thing

As casting your ballot in the toilet

After you pull down the lever

And hear that cool rushing and flushing sound

Well, I sure hope you enjoy it...

She's so bright and energetic

Why she's almost

Psychotically kinetic!

You da bomb!

And his revised and reworked up green machine

He's that always self inventing new and improved "expert"

The hack who's ever back on the American scene

That all knowin' arrogant asshole

In the rawest sense of the extreme.

Sexual Hobo.

Says Bertlet 98 needs one too.

Is fungibility fundable

And if so

Is it refundable?

Band wagon jumper?

Or gang bang humper?

People have been fucked by Friedman so many times

But some have faulty effed up memories

And swallow his cheap pick up lines....

If ya get fucked once

That's uncool

But if ya get fucked over and over

You're just a goddamn fool.

The senator says:

Let's "clean up this economic mess

And lest again I totally digress

Let's cancel Friday's debate

Until my astrologer calls my campaign back

For the wisest and best laid plans

For our ecomomy's success."

So here we are as of today:

McCain

Suspendin' his campaign

An economy gone lame

He says "cancel this debate thing"

Cos he can't take the whole heat of the strain

How irritatingly inane....

Hence the name IS MCLAME.

Only knew how to tail spin a plane

I always thought his McMaverick postures

Were silly

Weak and wussy

Now -

Hold the presses

it's all at last confirmed

He's just a big fat fuckin' pussy.

More like McCain sayin':

"Hold on there! First let me pull my pants back up goddamnit!"

You'd better get your ass in gear

Cos I've put up with your lame republican bullshit

For eight long years...

What's he gonna do over the weekend that Nancy Reagan's astrologer couldn't do in one tarot reading?

You know,

That Russian premier who "dropped off"

Before Michail Gorbachev took over the U.S.S.R.

So look here...

What we'd get is square dance Sarah

If McCain were to up and do a Yuri

I don't know about you

But this possibility fills me with the deepest dread

And and a whole lotta worry...

Are the American people all expected to wait

While Grand dad pulls his baggy pants up?

What is it you fear?

Best get your ass in full gear..

You're so far off mark

You sound like frightened jackal

Tryin' to grope its way in the dark.

Wasn't much of a thinker

But when he bought into McCain's

New McLame

I thought:

He really bought it all

Hook, line, and sinker...

Cut the shit

Enough's

Enough.

Time to call the 'ol senator out.

No more if ands or buts.

And most of all

No weak excuses or McMedia bluffs...

McCain must be blind

Or totally out of his McMind

Maybe his mental state

Deserves a much closer inspection.

But this is lame ass shit

And I for one

Won't be tolerating it.

Tuned my radio on to Hannity

He was mush mouthin' somethin'

Whilst as usual strokin' his own pathetic vanity

'ol Sean was in truly discomforted snit

Throwin' a nervous kind quiet shit fit

Because McCain had just announced

That he's callin' it "temporary" McQuits...

John McCain

The coward of the hour.

He's gettin' devoured!

John McCain's new name is:

Coward of the hour.

Haven't you ever heard of the fine fertilizing properties of

Elephant dung?

It's called a McStimulus package.

I sure hope all of Cindy's investments are just as snug as a

Bug in a rug....

Doesn't BEGIN to describe it my friend

This well and truly is

The living end.

You sound like a tired old whore.

Is about as essential to tweaking the economy

As an undertaker at a wedding.

Get the hook! What a cowardly crook!

And now he's gonna stand in proud repose in an "heroic" mock

pose on the prow of the ship of state

Acting all "in charge" and great

Acting the "hero" thinking to himself "I'll be cashing in?"

Think again Chicken McNugget.

I see a McDud

Get together with Bush

And just pop open another Bud.