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Klytus

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Friday, September 19, 2008 02:42 PM

@Faulkner Jr.

I think Obama supporters are overperforming

They're bitin' too hard at the bit.

They really just need to kick back more

And just cool all that anxiety shit.

What say you?

Am I just pullin' some random thoughts

From straight out of the blue?

I mean it's like watchin' every inch the polls take

Has become the new Kentucky Fried Derby

I just wish more Obama supporters had a sense of backbone

Cos you gotta straighten out that supine spine

If you wanna be victorious and nervy.

I guess what I'm trying to say is:

Life is a game of chance

So don't be afraid to just dance...

Friday, September 19, 2008 02:48 PM
Original article: "Hillary Sent Me!"

EEK! cried the McMouse

The Hill is in the house!

Friday, September 19, 2008 02:54 PM

@Bullshit Server

You must be trippin' on Rush's favorite drug

Mark my words sucker

I'm gonna squash you like a bug.

Friday, September 19, 2008 03:03 PM

I do not believe that McBushwhack part three

Is in the cards for this country's future history.

Friday, September 19, 2008 03:06 PM
Original article: "Hillary Sent Me!"

@timbuktom

Go tell your mom.

Friday, September 19, 2008 03:16 PM

@none better than the other

we just beg to differ

my brother.

Friday, September 19, 2008 03:22 PM
Original article: Your daily Palin, dammit

More "daily Palin" damnit?

Are you by any chance

From the Palin planet?

Friday, September 19, 2008 03:29 PM

Yeah,

I dig what you're sayin'

But check it out:

High diddle diddle

Klytus

Don't EVER

get played like a fiddle.

Cos my eyes are open

And if fear is one's master

Then one is in the darkness just gropin'....

More hopin'

Less gropin'.

Works for me.

Friday, September 19, 2008 03:56 PM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

Sarah Says:

I have enough Alaskan Natural gas stored up in my uptight ass

To see us through most of this millenium

Which the Bible and Nostril Dumbass both say

Should probably be our last.

Friday, September 19, 2008 04:08 PM

@griffith

Go peddle that shit in Mayberry dingleberry.

Friday, September 19, 2008 04:50 PM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

rupert c

Why they don't call you rupert the rube

Is still a mystery to me.

Friday, September 19, 2008 04:58 PM
Original article: Your daily Palin, dammit

This looks like a job for....

POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Friday, September 19, 2008 05:21 PM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

Yeah that's true Juliebird

But Bush STILL has a bag 'o rocks for a brain.

And were one to lose sight of this fact

They'd have to be diagnosed

As dangerous to themselves and others

If not completely criminally insane.

Friday, September 19, 2008 07:43 PM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

@rubert

You haven't even loosely begun to grasp

Or understood jack shit since "1972."

The year of your birth

Was a quite relatively recent 2002!

With that fact firmly kept in mind

How on earth could we ever expect you to?

Friday, September 19, 2008 08:01 PM

I personally don't give a rat's ass

What Joan Walsh wants.

What she sees in her crystal ball

Or what halls of Washington gossip

She frequently haunts.

This election is about the American people

Not look inside

Open it up

Look inside

Where the pundits are the high priests

And TV is the steeple.

Friday, September 19, 2008 08:07 PM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

"dense" is the key word

as blindingly whitely dense

as a freshly dropped bird turd.

Friday, September 19, 2008 08:25 PM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

I just call it how I see it

Bird mess is bird mess

Most folks are in agreement.

Friday, September 19, 2008 08:29 PM
Original article: John McCain's hot air

@rupert c

The keys to respect and success

Are not found in the energetic spreading

Of your senseless bird mess.

Friday, September 19, 2008 10:14 PM

@Faulkner Jr.

If you look up to Walsh for political elucidation, you may tire yourself out in total frustration. Pundits are as plentiful as leaves on a tree, and where the wind will blow their opinions, is merely predicated by the word on a whim of the individual pundit's own enplanted subjectivity.

Friday, September 19, 2008 10:20 PM
Original article: John McCain's hot air

Huh?

Nuklar injuns?

Friday, September 19, 2008 10:33 PM
Original article: Wayne Wang isn't missing

Alright!

Wayne Wang, back at work - doin' his thang! This is good news! I agree Andrew, Wang and Jarmusch are two of the best of the brightest to come out of the independent '80's. I'll be looking out for Wayne's future work, and very hopefully an availabity of his earlier movies on DVD.

Saturday, September 20, 2008 07:40 AM

@madamfauntelroy

I take political pundits in general just about as seriously, as angling, self interested practioners, of the hand reading "science," often known as "palmistry." The word "pundit" itself in the modern American English lexicon, is originally derived from an ancient word found in East Indian Sanskrit, a word often associated with slick 'ol sooth sayin' swamis, and other mystical practioners of unfatomable foolishness, fortune tellin', albeit lucrative, bona fide, bullshit.

Saturday, September 20, 2008 08:05 AM

@Faulkner Jr.

This is a movement for which nobody's gotta sign, all you gotta have is a heart, and an unblind mind.

Saturday, September 20, 2008 08:46 AM

After Gustav and Ike's howling

Sarah Palin's palid yowling

A week complete and replete

with Wall Street's own erratic storming

I'm just not too sure about Joan Walsh's little

Two minute warning...

Saturday, September 20, 2008 08:57 AM
Original article: "Hillary Sent Me!"

Gracias Hillary

You've got that go energy...

Saturday, September 20, 2008 09:11 AM

@breezi

I wanna have a luau that's really really big, complete with tiki torches, and hawaiian style, roast Limbaugh wild pig.

Saturday, September 20, 2008 09:20 AM

@Dizzy Bee

What I can dispute

And this IS fact.

Is that you lack

The fact

In the exact

And therefore

Don't say

Jack

And act

Like you're on crack

And THAT'S

The fact

Mack....

Saturday, September 20, 2008 11:33 AM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

What IS it with you rupe?

You ingest this and that

And then throw it up as green puke.

Saturday, September 20, 2008 12:51 PM

Queen Bee

A ridiculous

Tripendicular

Travesty.

Queen Bee

You're a buzzin' disgrace

And I damn for sure know

That that ain't honey all over your face.

Saturday, September 20, 2008 01:01 PM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

@rupe

I was tryin' ta find a good rebuke

But all I can say is:

Long live the new puke.

Saturday, September 20, 2008 03:53 PM

Interesting thoughts..

I feel that there is a stark decision to make either between curtain number 1. or curtain number 2.

Curtain number 1. promises a continuation of the past 8 long hard years, complete with wars, troubled anxieties, and a dumb menagerie of deep irrational fears.

Curtain number 2. inspires self reflection and new hope, in what I feel to be in stark oppositional contrast, to that long, dark, crawling, Bush-McCain grope.

I don't mean for this analogy to sound like "Let's Make A Deal," but the stakes for all of our futures, are all too vivid and real...

Saturday, September 20, 2008 05:51 PM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

@Readerreader

It must chagrin you to the tune of some terrible lamentations, that you falsely read the popular sentiments, of the whole entire nation.

I mean, I don't wanna offend you, but would you just please, get a fuckin' clue.

Sunday, September 21, 2008 03:47 AM

@QueenBee

You forgot curtain number 3., which is kiss your sweet ass goodbye, the U.S. is official history.

I already knew months ago that 3 was your choice, so why all the cheap tabloid ads, with all 'o the echo chamber noise?

Bee, you buzz so busy you make yourself dizzy...

Sunday, September 21, 2008 04:03 AM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

Palin might make some horny geek boys to get their pulse rates to quicken

But when you come down to VP ability, she's as real as a rubber chicken.

Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:05 AM
Original article: Sarah Palin, energy expert

or that is to say those who can't get laid

and always get played.

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