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I think Obama supporters are overperforming
They're bitin' too hard at the bit.
They really just need to kick back more
And just cool all that anxiety shit.
What say you?
Am I just pullin' some random thoughts
From straight out of the blue?
I mean it's like watchin' every inch the polls take
Has become the new Kentucky Fried Derby
I just wish more Obama supporters had a sense of backbone
Cos you gotta straighten out that supine spine
If you wanna be victorious and nervy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is:
Life is a game of chance
So don't be afraid to just dance...
The Hill is in the house!
You must be trippin' on Rush's favorite drug
Mark my words sucker
I'm gonna squash you like a bug.
Is in the cards for this country's future history.
Go tell your mom.
we just beg to differ
my brother.
Are you by any chance
From the Palin planet?
I dig what you're sayin'
But check it out:
High diddle diddle
Klytus
Don't EVER
get played like a fiddle.
Cos my eyes are open
And if fear is one's master
Then one is in the darkness just gropin'....
More hopin'
Less gropin'.
Works for me.
I have enough Alaskan Natural gas stored up in my uptight ass
To see us through most of this millenium
Which the Bible and Nostril Dumbass both say
Should probably be our last.
Go peddle that shit in Mayberry dingleberry.
Why they don't call you rupert the rube
Is still a mystery to me.
POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!
But Bush STILL has a bag 'o rocks for a brain.
And were one to lose sight of this fact
They'd have to be diagnosed
As dangerous to themselves and others
If not completely criminally insane.
You haven't even loosely begun to grasp
Or understood jack shit since "1972."
The year of your birth
Was a quite relatively recent 2002!
With that fact firmly kept in mind
How on earth could we ever expect you to?
What Joan Walsh wants.
What she sees in her crystal ball
Or what halls of Washington gossip
She frequently haunts.
This election is about the American people
Not look inside
Open it up
Look inside
Where the pundits are the high priests
And TV is the steeple.
as blindingly whitely dense
as a freshly dropped bird turd.
Bird mess is bird mess
Most folks are in agreement.
The keys to respect and success
Are not found in the energetic spreading
Of your senseless bird mess.
If you look up to Walsh for political elucidation, you may tire yourself out in total frustration. Pundits are as plentiful as leaves on a tree, and where the wind will blow their opinions, is merely predicated by the word on a whim of the individual pundit's own enplanted subjectivity.
Wayne Wang, back at work - doin' his thang! This is good news! I agree Andrew, Wang and Jarmusch are two of the best of the brightest to come out of the independent '80's. I'll be looking out for Wayne's future work, and very hopefully an availabity of his earlier movies on DVD.
I take political pundits in general just about as seriously, as angling, self interested practioners, of the hand reading "science," often known as "palmistry." The word "pundit" itself in the modern American English lexicon, is originally derived from an ancient word found in East Indian Sanskrit, a word often associated with slick 'ol sooth sayin' swamis, and other mystical practioners of unfatomable foolishness, fortune tellin', albeit lucrative, bona fide, bullshit.
This is a movement for which nobody's gotta sign, all you gotta have is a heart, and an unblind mind.
Sarah Palin's palid yowling
A week complete and replete
with Wall Street's own erratic storming
I'm just not too sure about Joan Walsh's little
Two minute warning...
You've got that go energy...
I wanna have a luau that's really really big, complete with tiki torches, and hawaiian style, roast Limbaugh wild pig.
What I can dispute
And this IS fact.
Is that you lack
The fact
In the exact
And therefore
Don't say
Jack
And act
Like you're on crack
And THAT'S
The fact
Mack....
You ingest this and that
And then throw it up as green puke.
A ridiculous
Tripendicular
Travesty.
Queen Bee
You're a buzzin' disgrace
And I damn for sure know
That that ain't honey all over your face.
I was tryin' ta find a good rebuke
But all I can say is:
Long live the new puke.
I feel that there is a stark decision to make either between curtain number 1. or curtain number 2.
Curtain number 1. promises a continuation of the past 8 long hard years, complete with wars, troubled anxieties, and a dumb menagerie of deep irrational fears.
Curtain number 2. inspires self reflection and new hope, in what I feel to be in stark oppositional contrast, to that long, dark, crawling, Bush-McCain grope.
I don't mean for this analogy to sound like "Let's Make A Deal," but the stakes for all of our futures, are all too vivid and real...
It must chagrin you to the tune of some terrible lamentations, that you falsely read the popular sentiments, of the whole entire nation.
I mean, I don't wanna offend you, but would you just please, get a fuckin' clue.
You forgot curtain number 3., which is kiss your sweet ass goodbye, the U.S. is official history.
I already knew months ago that 3 was your choice, so why all the cheap tabloid ads, with all 'o the echo chamber noise?
Bee, you buzz so busy you make yourself dizzy...
But when you come down to VP ability, she's as real as a rubber chicken.
and always get played.